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YeolCraft: Presidential Arrest!

Accountability, arrest, Asia, charges, Corruption, criminal, Democracy, En route, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, leadership, Police, Politics, PRESIDENTIAL, scandal, seoul, South Korean president, YeolCraft, Yoon Suk Yeol

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9631
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Farms Harvested:	923
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

omg u guys u gotta join this server its so lit u might even get arrested by the police like the south korean president Yoon Suk Yeol!!! imagine the chaos and drama u can cause in this server, it’s like a real-life soap opera but in minecraft form. come join us and see if u can outsmart the authorities and become the ultimate minecraft criminal mastermind. hurry before the police catch u and take u away like they did to president Yoon Suk Yeol, it’s gonna be a wild ride full of twists and turns. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and see if u can survive the madness!!! 🚓🚨🔥

Empire of Blocks

Alternate Reality, ancient civilizations, blocks, cultural transformation, cyberpunk future, dystopian society, Empire, empire-building, FANTASY, futuristic past, historical fiction, History, Medieval Era, parallel universe, roman empire, science fiction, societal change, speculative fiction, Technology, time period, time travel, Worldbuilding

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7933
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Enchantments Applied:	195

imagine a minecraft server where the medieval era is like a cyberpunk future for the roman empire. u can ride dragons with laser eyes and battle against robot knights with chainsaw swords. the castles are made of rainbow blocks and the villagers wear neon spandex. join us if u want to experience the most epic crossover in minecraft history. plus, our admin is a talking llama who can grant u three wishes. come join the madness, u won’t regret it!

Deep Coral Escape

adaptation, climate change, coral, coral bleaching, Coral Reefs, corals, deep, deep water, ecological balance, environmental impact, Escape, global warming, Heat Tolerance, Marine Biology, marine habitats, marine life, marine species, ocean conservation, ocean ecosystems, ocean temperature, shallow water, species migration, warming waters

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4407
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	91	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

come join our minecraft server where corals are like, yo, we gotta dip to the deep waters cuz the surface is too hot for us. but then the deep water corals are like, nah man, it’s too hot down here too. but then the shallow water corals are like, we can handle the heat, we’re chill like that. so they all hang out together and have a coral party like no other. join us for the craziest underwater adventure ever, where corals are the life of the party and heat tolerance is the name of the game. dive in and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Tower Defense

Adventure, Battles, Bosses, Conquer, Cool Towers, Defense, Dynamic Classes, ENEMY, Friends, Minecraft, Minigames, Party System, R&B, Skills, strategies, strategy, teamwork, Tower, Tower Defense, Ultimate, Unique

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1178
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Holy Grails Found:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Star Shards Collected:	211	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Gods Slained:	1

RB: Tower Defense
Overview	The Ultimate Minecraft Tower Defense Experience! Are you ready for a new kind of adventure in Minecraft? RB: Tower Defense brings you a thrilling, fast-paced, and action-packed tower defense game like no other!

Why You’ll Love RB: Tower Defense:
🏰 Cool and Unique Towers: Build and upgrade towers with exciting abilities to dominate the battlefield.
⚔️ Dynamic Classes: Choose from a variety of classes and join the fight against waves of enemies.
👹 Unique Bosses: Face off against challenging bosses that will test your strategy and teamwork.
🤯 Play as the Enemy: Switch sides and become part of the enemy team to spice things up!
🎉 Party System: Team up with your friends and defend together or challenge them for ultimate bragging rights.

Whether you’re defending solo or coordinating epic battles with your crew, RB: Tower Defense offers endless hours of fun. Sharpen your skills, experiment with different strategies, and conquer every level!

Join the adventure today! Server IP: towerdefense.xyz Discord: https://discord.gg/BMHhm4hP3T

Are you ready to rise as the ultimate defender? Let the battles begin!

FAQ

1. Can I play RB: Tower Defense with my friends?

Yes, RB: Tower Defense has a party system where you can team up with your friends to defend together or challenge them for bragging rights.

2. Are there different classes in RB: Tower Defense?

Yes, RB: Tower Defense offers dynamic classes for players to choose from and join the fight against waves of enemies.

3. How do I upgrade towers in RB: Tower Defense?

You can upgrade towers with exciting abilities to dominate the battlefield in RB: Tower Defense.

4. Can I play as the enemy in RB: Tower Defense?

Yes, RB: Tower Defense allows you to switch sides and become part of the enemy team to spice things up.

5. Where can I find the server IP for RB: Tower Defense?

You can find the server IP at towerdefense.xyz.

6. How can I join the RB: Tower Defense Discord server?

You can join the RB: Tower Defense Discord server at https://discord.gg/BMHhm4hP3T.

Nostalgic Adventure 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, childhood favorites, childhood gaming, childhood memories, childhood pastime, classic games, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, gaming nostalgia trip, gaming recollections, Gaming Throwback, Nostalgia, nostalgic, old school gaming, reliving childhood, Reminiscing, replay game, retro gaming, retro gaming experience, throwback gaming, video games, vintage games

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4765
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	1269	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

OMG, u gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like replaying ur fave game from childhood but on crack! It’s so good, it’s like a nostalgia trip on steroids, man.

Join for the LOLs, join for the chaos, join for the sheer mind-bending experience of reliving ur childhood in a whole new way.

Trust me, once you step into this server, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like stepping into a time machine made of pixelated blocks and pure insanity.

Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now and prepare to have ur mind blown in the weirdest, most awesome way possible.

NoRideTwiceForYou

bad impression, BYOB, conflicting feelings, ENTITLEMENT, female solidarity, grown adult, halloween night, mutual friend, New Years party, NoRideTwiceForYou, party dynamics, party etiquette, party guest, planning ahead, refusing favors, ride home, rude behavior, social graces, Transportation, Uber

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7251
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	3874
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from entitled party guests like Ashley? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven from demanding divas who expect you to be their personal chauffeur. Join us and never worry about being guilt-tripped into giving a ride to someone who brings nothing to the party but attitude. Plus, we have a strict no-bitchy-librarian policy in place, so you can game in peace without any snarky comments about your smile. Trust us, our server is the place to be for drama-free fun and epic adventures. Join now and leave entitled Ashleys in the dust!

MentalBlockCraft

coping mechanisms, mental health, mental health acceptance, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health education, mental health empowerment, mental health healing., mental health journey, mental health positivity, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health struggles, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, Mental Wellness, MentalBlockCraft, self-care, Therapy

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7317
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of your brain playing tricks on you like a sneaky little creeper in Minecraft? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our server, your mental health will be as stable as a perfectly crafted diamond sword! Join us and escape the real world where your brain is your worst enemy and enter a virtual paradise where the only thing trying to kill you is a pesky zombie. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where your mental health can finally chill out and enjoy the game!

Warrior’s Honor: Enlist & Craft

active-duty soldiers, Craft, dignity-oriented states, enlist, Honor, honor code, Honor culture, honor culture influence, honor society, honor traditions, honor values, honor-bound soldiers, honor-oriented states, identity formation, military culture, military enlistment rates, military honor, military identity, military recruitment, military service, us military, warrior ethos, warrior mindset, Warriors

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2749
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Potions Brewed:	39	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got honor culture linked to military stuff and identity formation and all dat jazz. Our server be like a boot camp for Minecraft warriors, where u gotta embrace dat “warrior mindset” and stuff.

We got soldiers with strong ties to honor culture, so u know it’s gonna be lit. Plus, honor-oriented states have higher enlistment rates, so u know we ain’t messin’ around. Join now and become a Minecraft warrior like no other! Let’s goooo!

Classic Prison

airdrops, B Ward, bedrock server, Blackmarket, Cell PvP, classic, commissary, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Fishing, Guards, Koth, og, Playershops, Prison, Progression, PvP, Quests, warzone, Website

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2938
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	338

Server Information
IP: dnmc.net
Port: 19132
Version: Bedrock

Features
Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression:

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

Website: https://dnmc.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB
Cinematic Trailer: https://youtube.com/shorts/05_x96H3Zq4?feature=share

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

Cosmic Redstone Empire 1.20.5

1.20.5, America, Attacks, Bezmenov, closest allies, Cold War tactics, Conspiracy, Cosmic, destroy America, elon musk, Empire, Espionage, KGB agent, Misinformation, political interference, pro-Russian stooges, Propaganda, psychological warfare, Redstone, Russian influence, subversion, UK Government, Ukraine, Wake Up

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	898
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4834
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride of chaos and destruction! We’re out here trying to destroy America from within, just like in those crazy conspiracy theories. We even attack America’s closest allies, like the UK, and try to replace their government with pro-Russian stooges. And of course, we attack Ukraine because why not, right? It’s all part of the plan, man. Bezmenov knew what was up, and now we’re living it in Minecraft form. So come join us and help bring down the system, one block at a time!

VacayGrief Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Communication, couples trip, Decision making, family, flights, gift, Grandparents, joint account, Minecraft, money management, personal finance, Planning, porto, portugal, quality time, relationship, Server, travel, vacation, vacation savings, VacayGrief, wine tasting.

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8361
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	New Chunks Explored:	794278
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication and joint decision-making? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of not knowing where your vacation savings are going!

Imagine logging in to find that your hard-earned diamonds have been used to build a giant pixel art of a Porto wine bottle. Or maybe your emeralds have been traded for flight tickets to a virtual Porto. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for surprise adventures, like being teleported to a random location on the map every time you log in. Who needs control over their vacation savings when you can have spontaneous fun like this?

So come join us on this wild ride of unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself laughing at the absurdity of it all while sipping on a virtual glass of Porto wine. Cheers to chaos and hilarity!

PresentPirateHub

advice, childish, christmas, Communication, Controlling, DISRESPECTFUL, family, Gifts, grinch, holiday, husband, inconsiderate, Marriage, PresentPirateHub, Presents, relationships, special occasion, tradition, unreasonable, Upset, Wife

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5409
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Emeralds Found:	8267
Dragon Eggs Found:	7345	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Void Armor Forged:	18	Endless Night Skies:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Christmas spirit is alive and well…unlike some people’s husbands! Join us for a jolly good time filled with surprises and excitement, just make sure your spouse doesn’t ruin it by opening all the presents before you do!

On our server, you can experience the thrill of unwrapping virtual gifts without worrying about someone spoiling the surprise. And if they do, just threaten to return their gifts in-game – that’ll show ’em!

We have a supportive community where you can share your holiday woes and get advice on how to deal with a Grinch-like partner. Plus, our players are experts at handling unexpected situations, like finding out your significant other has a secret present-opening obsession.

So come join us on the server where Christmas magic is real, and the only drama you’ll find is in the chat. Who needs real-life gift-giving when you can have virtual presents and drama-free fun? See you there!

BoredCraft SMP – 30 characters

activities, BoredCraft, Boredom, Characters, Cooking, Crafting, creativity, daydreaming, Entertainment, Exercising, Exploring, Fun, Gaming, hobbies, leisure, Listening to music, pastimes, productivity, reading, Relaxation, smp, socializing, watching movies

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3357
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Divine Spears Created:	24	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ores Mined:	1886	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Runes Activated:	2

Broooo, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. Like, we have a whole village of llamas that run the show, I swear. And the mayor is a chicken wearing a top hat, like what even is that?! But wait, there’s more. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF.

Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon that flies around and gives us rides? Yeah, no big deal. And our currency is actually diamonds that we mine from a magical rainbow mountain. And the best part? The server is run by a group of talking dolphins who are also expert builders.

So like, if you’re looking for a wild time and want to join the coolest Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with an invite. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the llama mafia, they don’t mess around.

CraftyFoolery

CraftyFoolery, creative process, creative project, Creative pursuits, idea evaluation, idea exploration, idea generation, idea validation, project assessment, project decision-making, project evaluation, project execution, project feasibility, project management, project planning, project prioritization, project success, project validation, project worthiness, time allocation, Time management

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6849
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Towns Built:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old projects and builds? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate creative playground for all your wildest ideas!

Join us and unleash your inner mad scientist as you create insane projects that will blow everyone’s minds. From building a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere to creating a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden challenges waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the ultimate prize?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and become a master builder extraordinaire? Join now and let your creativity run wild!

GasCraft Minecraft Server

Breakaway, eastern europe, economic impact, economic sanctions, energy crisis, energy dependence, energy infrastructure, energy security, european union, GasCraft, geopolitical conflict, Industry, Minecraft, Moldovan region, Natural Gas, political tensions, Russian gas, Server, shuts down, Starved, supply chain disruption, trade relations

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7410
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Mines Excavated:	4977	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE GAS THAN RUSSIA AND WE WON’T LET YOUR INDUSTRY SHUT DOWN LIKE IN MOLDOVA! OUR SERVER IS LIT AF AND YOU CAN BUILD WHATEVER YOU WANT, EVEN A GAS FACTORY IF YOU WANT! WE HAVE CRAZY EVENTS LIKE GAS LEAKS AND EXPLOSIONS, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL IN GOOD FUN! COME JOIN US AND NEVER RUN OUT OF GAS AGAIN, UNLIKE THOSE POOR MOLDOVANS! #GASISLIFE #MINECRAFTGASPOWER

Players:	103/600	Votes:	3803
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2