Crafty Llamas MC – Where you are no country but big, bad builder boss! Join now for epic adventures and blocky laughs!

Adventures, assimilated, assimilation, bad, big, blocky, Boss, Builder, Colonization, Conquer, Conquered, Country, Crafty, culture, Daughters, Epic, Future, heritage, heritage preservation, Identity, identity crisis, Join, laughs, Laws, Llamas, nationalism, patriotism, Poland, SCHOOLs, Sons, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8966
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Potions Brewed:	64
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of living in a boring ol’ country? Ready to be conquered by the mighty Poland in the most epic takeover ever seen in Minecraft? Join our server and watch as your sons and daughters turn into fierce Polish warriors, attending Polish schools and following Polish laws. Before you know it, they’ll forget their old ways and embrace their new life in Greater Poland! Don’t miss out on this wild ride – join now and become a part of the ultimate Minecraft conquest!

MentalBlockCraft

coping mechanisms, mental health, mental health acceptance, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health education, mental health empowerment, mental health healing., mental health journey, mental health positivity, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health struggles, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, Mental Wellness, MentalBlockCraft, self-care, Therapy

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1050
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Emeralds Found:	8891	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Void Armor Forged:	21	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Are you tired of your brain playing tricks on you like a sneaky little creeper in Minecraft? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our server, your mental health will be as stable as a perfectly crafted diamond sword! Join us and escape the real world where your brain is your worst enemy and enter a virtual paradise where the only thing trying to kill you is a pesky zombie. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where your mental health can finally chill out and enjoy the game!

Warrior’s Honor: Enlist & Craft

active-duty soldiers, Craft, dignity-oriented states, enlist, Honor, honor code, Honor culture, honor culture influence, honor society, honor traditions, honor values, honor-bound soldiers, honor-oriented states, identity formation, military culture, military enlistment rates, military honor, military identity, military recruitment, military service, us military, warrior ethos, warrior mindset, Warriors

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8840
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got honor culture linked to military stuff and identity formation and all dat jazz. Our server be like a boot camp for Minecraft warriors, where u gotta embrace dat “warrior mindset” and stuff.

We got soldiers with strong ties to honor culture, so u know it’s gonna be lit. Plus, honor-oriented states have higher enlistment rates, so u know we ain’t messin’ around. Join now and become a Minecraft warrior like no other! Let’s goooo!

Classic Prison

airdrops, B Ward, bedrock server, Blackmarket, Cell PvP, classic, commissary, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Fishing, Guards, Koth, og, Playershops, Prison, Progression, PvP, Quests, warzone, Website

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8611
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Server Information
IP: dnmc.net
Port: 19132
Version: Bedrock

Features
Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression:

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

Website: https://dnmc.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB
Cinematic Trailer: https://youtube.com/shorts/05_x96H3Zq4?feature=share

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

Cosmic Redstone Empire 1.20.5

1.20.5, America, Attacks, Bezmenov, closest allies, Cold War tactics, Conspiracy, Cosmic, destroy America, elon musk, Empire, Espionage, KGB agent, Misinformation, political interference, pro-Russian stooges, Propaganda, psychological warfare, Redstone, Russian influence, subversion, UK Government, Ukraine, Wake Up

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9447
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5251
Holy Grails Found:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride of chaos and destruction! We’re out here trying to destroy America from within, just like in those crazy conspiracy theories. We even attack America’s closest allies, like the UK, and try to replace their government with pro-Russian stooges. And of course, we attack Ukraine because why not, right? It’s all part of the plan, man. Bezmenov knew what was up, and now we’re living it in Minecraft form. So come join us and help bring down the system, one block at a time!

VacayGrief Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Communication, couples trip, Decision making, family, flights, gift, Grandparents, joint account, Minecraft, money management, personal finance, Planning, porto, portugal, quality time, relationship, Server, travel, vacation, vacation savings, VacayGrief, wine tasting.

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4299
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magic Items Found:	2534
Holy Grails Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication and joint decision-making? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of not knowing where your vacation savings are going!

Imagine logging in to find that your hard-earned diamonds have been used to build a giant pixel art of a Porto wine bottle. Or maybe your emeralds have been traded for flight tickets to a virtual Porto. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for surprise adventures, like being teleported to a random location on the map every time you log in. Who needs control over their vacation savings when you can have spontaneous fun like this?

So come join us on this wild ride of unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself laughing at the absurdity of it all while sipping on a virtual glass of Porto wine. Cheers to chaos and hilarity!

PresentPirateHub

advice, childish, christmas, Communication, Controlling, DISRESPECTFUL, family, Gifts, grinch, holiday, husband, inconsiderate, Marriage, PresentPirateHub, Presents, relationships, special occasion, tradition, unreasonable, Upset, Wife

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5487
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166
Dragon Eggs Found:	9070	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Runes Activated:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Gods Slained:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Christmas spirit is alive and well…unlike some people’s husbands! Join us for a jolly good time filled with surprises and excitement, just make sure your spouse doesn’t ruin it by opening all the presents before you do!

On our server, you can experience the thrill of unwrapping virtual gifts without worrying about someone spoiling the surprise. And if they do, just threaten to return their gifts in-game – that’ll show ’em!

We have a supportive community where you can share your holiday woes and get advice on how to deal with a Grinch-like partner. Plus, our players are experts at handling unexpected situations, like finding out your significant other has a secret present-opening obsession.

So come join us on the server where Christmas magic is real, and the only drama you’ll find is in the chat. Who needs real-life gift-giving when you can have virtual presents and drama-free fun? See you there!

BoredCraft SMP – 30 characters

activities, BoredCraft, Boredom, Characters, Cooking, Crafting, creativity, daydreaming, Entertainment, Exercising, Exploring, Fun, Gaming, hobbies, leisure, Listening to music, pastimes, productivity, reading, Relaxation, smp, socializing, watching movies

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5810
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2173
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Meteorites Collected:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Broooo, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. Like, we have a whole village of llamas that run the show, I swear. And the mayor is a chicken wearing a top hat, like what even is that?! But wait, there’s more. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF.

Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon that flies around and gives us rides? Yeah, no big deal. And our currency is actually diamonds that we mine from a magical rainbow mountain. And the best part? The server is run by a group of talking dolphins who are also expert builders.

So like, if you’re looking for a wild time and want to join the coolest Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with an invite. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the llama mafia, they don’t mess around.

CraftyFoolery

CraftyFoolery, creative process, creative project, Creative pursuits, idea evaluation, idea exploration, idea generation, idea validation, project assessment, project decision-making, project evaluation, project execution, project feasibility, project management, project planning, project prioritization, project success, project validation, project worthiness, time allocation, Time management

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1828
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old projects and builds? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate creative playground for all your wildest ideas!

Join us and unleash your inner mad scientist as you create insane projects that will blow everyone’s minds. From building a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere to creating a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden challenges waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the ultimate prize?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and become a master builder extraordinaire? Join now and let your creativity run wild!

GasCraft Minecraft Server

Breakaway, eastern europe, economic impact, economic sanctions, energy crisis, energy dependence, energy infrastructure, energy security, european union, GasCraft, geopolitical conflict, Industry, Minecraft, Moldovan region, Natural Gas, political tensions, Russian gas, Server, shuts down, Starved, supply chain disruption, trade relations

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6587
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE GAS THAN RUSSIA AND WE WON’T LET YOUR INDUSTRY SHUT DOWN LIKE IN MOLDOVA! OUR SERVER IS LIT AF AND YOU CAN BUILD WHATEVER YOU WANT, EVEN A GAS FACTORY IF YOU WANT! WE HAVE CRAZY EVENTS LIKE GAS LEAKS AND EXPLOSIONS, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL IN GOOD FUN! COME JOIN US AND NEVER RUN OUT OF GAS AGAIN, UNLIKE THOSE POOR MOLDOVANS! #GASISLIFE #MINECRAFTGASPOWER

CraftyCommandosSyria

#intelligence gathering, clandestine operation, commandos, CounterTerrorism, covert mission, CraftyCommandosSyria, defense strategy, foreign policy, idf, Iranian missile factory, Middle East conflict, military intervention, military operation, missile production, national security, Raid, regional tensions, security forces, special forces, strategic strike, Syria

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3610
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

yo yo yo, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got 120 commandos doin’ missions like in syria? IDF just revealed this epic raid on an iranian missile factory, and guess what? u can be part of the action too! join now for some wild adventures and see if u got what it takes to be a true commando in the world of minecraft. come on, don’t be a chicken, join us now and let’s take on some crazy missions together!

Magma Parkour: Yellowstone’s Lava Run

Earth science, Geological studies, geology, geophysical research, geothermal energy, geothermal features, geysers, hot springs, lava, Magma, magma movement, magma reservoirs, Natural wonders, Parkour, research, RUN, scientific discoveries, seismic activity, seismic monitoring, supervolcano, tectonic plates, volcanic activity, volcanic eruptions, yellowstone national park, Yellowstones

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8179
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to mine diamonds while dodging lava and earthquakes? well, do we have the server for you! our minecraft server is so lit, it’s like playing in a volcano!

we’ve got new research showing that the magma beneath yellowstone national park is on the move, and guess what? it’s heading straight to our server! imagine the thrill of building your base while the ground shakes beneath you and lava flows everywhere.

join us now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the fiery chaos. trust us, this server is so hot, it’s like a real-life disaster movie but with blocky graphics. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer the fiery depths of our server!

The Greatlands Community

Active players, Community, Creators, Discord, FANTASY, Gaming Community, Goddesses, Gods, Greatlands, Kingdoms, Lore, minecraft realm, Modded, Monsters, mystical creatures, new season, ongoing community, pandemic, realm code, Roleplaying, yt series

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2047
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

The Greatlands Realm

Age Requirement	16+
Themes	Medieval, Lore, PVP, YT Series
Description	Welcome to The Greatlands Gaming Community! This fantasy world is rich with lore and mystical creatures for you to explore.
New Season	Starts January 8th

Overview

The Greatlands is a fantasy world rich with lore where you can find many different mystical creatures, kingdoms, gods/goddesses, and many more roaming the land. Nothing about this world is normal, from monsters that’ll change shape to floating sky kingdoms, the Greatlands has it all!

What Do We Offer?

This server is for the Minecraft Realm, YT Series, and book ‘The Greatlands’. Here you can enjoy anything gaming-related, please follow the rules and respect other members! Our staff will help you out with any questions or concerns you may have! We offer a unique role-playing experience for RP enjoyers that you can only find here!

A Little Bit About Us!

This project, created by many different creators worldwide more than two years ago, has turned into something bigger than we’d ever imagined. Founded during the pandemic, The Greatlands has been an ongoing community since, attracting many players yearly!

How Do I Join?

YOU MUST JOIN THE DISCORD TO RECEIVE THE REALM CODE: discord.gg/jhbcqXKx

PixelPulse_AI_Chatbot 1.21.2

1.21.2, Agnai, AI Chatbot, aicg, Botmaking, card v3, Characterhub, claude, deepseek, Development, discussion, Events, Gemini, general, GPT, interactive experiences, Jailbreaks, local ], logs, Lore, Meta, News, Old thread, openai, partyintheanchorhold, PixelPulse_AI_Chatbot, Realm, RisuAI, services assessment, SillyTavern, Templates

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	332
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Towns Built:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Chimeras Created:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Void Gems Collected:	24	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride into the world of AI chatbots! We’ve got vicar amelia edition for all you AI enthusiasts out there.

🤖 News alert: Deepseek V3 is out, OpenAI o3 models are in testing, and Gemini 2.0 has a “thinking mode” that will blow your mind!

🎮 Frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai will make your chatbot experience even more epic.

🤖 Get your hands on bots from CharacterHub, RisuAI Realm, and more!

🤖 Models like jailbreaks, GPT, Claude, and Gemini will take your AI chatbot game to the next level.

🤖 Dive into botmaking with our resources and editor tools.

🤖 Check out our OP templates, botmaking events, lore, and card v3 status for all the AI chatbot goodness you can handle.

🤖 Don’t miss out on our services assessment and meta logs for a peek behind the scenes.

🤖 And if you’re feeling nostalgic, seek out the old thread for a trip down memory lane.

Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where AI chatbots rule the virtual world!

MILdlyInteractingCraft

aita, boyfriend’s parents, BPD, controlling conversation, draining, family integration, FRIENDSHIPS, future MIL, genuine friendship, group contexts, interfering, left out, MILdlyInteractingCraft, Monologues, one-on-one, overbearing, phone/Zoom, Siblings, Struggle, Tension

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3111
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where Diane doesn’t exist!

On our server, you can build your dream house without Diane giving you a 30-minute tour of her favorite videos. You can mine for diamonds without her interrupting you to show off her Facebook pages. And best of all, you can have meaningful conversations with other players without Diane constantly redirecting the conversation back to herself.

Join now and experience a world free from Diane’s monologues and control freak tendencies. Build friendships with other players without worrying about Diane feeling left out. And most importantly, preserve your sanity and agency by limiting your time with virtual in-laws.

So what are you waiting for? Escape to our server and leave Diane behind in the real world where she belongs!

GirlfriendQuest Minecraft SMP

attracting women, building attraction, common mistakes, communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating mindset, dating mistakes, Dating strategies, dating tips, girlfriend tips, GirlfriendQuest, love advice, Minecraft, MISTAKES, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationship mistakes, relationships, self development, self improvement, self-confidence, smp

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4828
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Void Gems Collected:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Bro, let me tell you, the biggest mistake guys make is not joining this epic Minecraft SMP server. Like, seriously, all the girls are flocking to this server because the admins are like super hot or something. And get this, if you find a girlfriend on the server, they give you a diamond sword as a wedding gift. I know, right? Plus, there’s this legend that if you build the biggest house on the server, you’ll unlock secret powers to make any girl fall in love with you. It’s like, totally legit, bro. So, forget trying to impress girls in real life, just join this server and become a Minecraft stud. #GirlfriendGoals #MinecraftLoveStory #SMP4Life