Crafty Lies Minecraft Server

ass, bored, Bro, Caves, Crafty, dark souls, death, ds games, dumbasses, fucking, Game, Lied, Lies, loved, Minecraft, open world, outposts, Playing, Server, ubisoft, V, worse combat

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6653
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, soul-sucking games that make you question your life choices? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate challenge – navigating through a world filled with treacherous caves that are basically like Ubisoft outposts on steroids.

But wait, there’s more! Our combat system is so bad, it’ll make you appreciate Dark Souls even more. And if you’re looking for a game that will make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and prepare to be bored to death in the most entertaining way possible.

So why waste your time on other games when you can join us and experience the ultimate in mind-numbing, soul-crushing gameplay? Don’t miss out on the chance to regret every decision you’ve ever made – join our Minecraft server now!

ChildishCraft

adulting, ChildishCraft, Communication Issues, emotional maturity, family drama, family dynamics, family tension, generational gap, growing pains, self improvement, sensitivity, sibling bonding, sibling communication, sibling conflict, sibling disagreements, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2994
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	274
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4300
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being nitpicked and judged by your younger brother, just like in real life!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also filled with boss battles where you have to defend yourself against being treated like a child by your superiors. Show them who’s boss by standing up for yourself and shouting “Stop shouting at me!” just like in the soda can incident.

And don’t worry about growing up and maturing, because on our server, you can be yourself and still be judged by everyone around you. It’s a wild ride of sibling drama and self-discovery. So come on in and ask yourself, “Am I the Asshole in this situation?” Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience!

FlowWithItMC SMP

acceptance, balance, finding peace, flow, FlowWithItMC, hustle, letting go, Lifestyle, mental health, mindfulness, mindfulness meditation, mindfulness practice, Peace, personal growth, Relaxation, self love, self-care, smp, Stress Management, stress relief, Surrender, work-life balance

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4127
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of all those boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just tryna be all serious and stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of craziness and chaos, but in a good way, ya feel me?

Picture this: one time, we had a massive chicken parade where everyone dressed up as chickens and marched around the whole server clucking like crazy. It was lit, fam. And don’t even get me started on the time we all built giant statues of ourselves out of diamond blocks just for funsies.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic build battles where you have to build a house using only TNT and lava. It’s a total blast, literally. And every Friday night, we have a dance party at the village square where we all bust out our best moves and show off our sick dance skills.

So, if you’re ready to give up on the hustle and just go with the flow, come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of energy, ’cause things are about to get wild up in here!

CreeperFactsMC

Alarming, blood-curdling, bone-chilling, chilling, CreeperFactsMC, creepy, Disturbing, eerie, fact, Frightening, hair-raising, HORRIFYING, knowledge, Macabre, petrifying, Scary, Shocking.., spine-tingling., Terrifying, unnerving, unsettling

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8396
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	147
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2785	Votes:	3585

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, if you don’t join, a creeper will show up at your house and blow up all your diamond blocks? True story, happened to my cousin’s best friend’s uncle’s pet pig. Don’t risk it, join our server now and save your precious diamonds from explosive doom! #MinecraftMayhem #JoinOrBoom

GazaBlockParty

#authorities, bodies found, Conflict, families, gaza, GazaBlockParty, Hamza Ziyadne, Heartbreaking, hostage situation, hostages, international relations, investigation, Loss, MIDDLE EAST, mourning, News, Terrorism, Tragedy, tragic discovery, violence, Youssef Ziyadne

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8772
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Zombie Dances:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Emeralds Found:	9860
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Chimeras Created:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground dungeon full of treasure and mystery! rumor has it that the bodies of hostages Youssef and Hamza Ziyadne were found in Gaza but that’s just a cover up for our epic quest to find the golden diamond sword of doom! join now and be part of the adventure of a lifetime, where you can battle dragons, ride unicorns, and build your own castle made entirely out of cheese! don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and become a legendary warrior in the land of blocky madness!

SoulCraft: The Blocky Adventure

action, Adventure, blocky, building, Combat, Crafting, Exploration, FANTASY, indie, long tail, Minecraft, multiplayer, open world, role playing, Sandbox, Single player, Soulcraft, Souls-Like, Survival, video game

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	436
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9938	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6723
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Towns Built:	5

u ever wanted to play a game that is like souls but with blocks? well do i have the server for u! come join our minecraft server where every block u break is like a boss battle. u gotta mine that diamond like u fighting the final boss in dark souls.

not only that, but we have a secret hidden level where u can fight a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. yea u heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH A FIREBALL BUTT. u won’t find that on any other server, i tell u what.

oh and did i mention we have a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and gives u unlimited diamonds? yea, that’s right. come join our server and ride the rainbow farting unicorn to victory.

so what are u waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright crazy gameplay u will ever find. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Ketamine Craft: Higher Ed Fun

2015, 2019, 2021, 2022, 40% rise, 81.8% increase, addiction, annual use, college degrees, Craft, drug use, education, Fun, higher, ketamine, mental health, prevalent, Recreational ketamine use, statistics, substance abuse, Surge, trends, U.S. adults

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	150
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Zombie Dances:	7

Yo, yo, yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers out there! This server is like no other, cuz we got recreational ketamine use going on 24/7! That’s right, you can mine and craft while getting your ketamine fix at the same time.

We’ve seen an 81.8% increase in annual ketamine use since 2015, and a 40% rise just from 2021 to 2022. And get this, it’s twice as prevalent among those with college degrees! So if you wanna get your education and your ketamine on, this is the place to be.

Join us for some wild adventures, crazy builds, and ketamine-fueled fun. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime, come join our server now!

Enchanted Beauty Land 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, Appearance, attractiveness, beauty, beauty expectations, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, comparison, Confidence, Enchanted, external validation, Insecurity, judgment, Land, physical appearance, PRETTY, self esteem, self worth, self-perception, societal norms, validation, worthiness

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	158
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Magic Items Found:	6662
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Void Armor Forged:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Yo, bro, forget about 3D girls, come join our Minecraft server where the pixels are prettier than any e-girl out there.

We got blocks that will make your heart skip a beat and landscapes that will make you question if you’re still in the real world.

Join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination and where you can finally find true love in the form of a perfectly crafted pixelated sunset.

Don’t waste your time chasing after 3D girls, come join us and let’s make Minecraft love stories that will make Romeo and Juliet look like a joke.

BrosBucks Minecraft Server

borrowed money, borrowing habits, Brazil, BrosBucks, brother, Communication, Confrontation, Cultural differences, Currency, family, finances, financial support, Honesty, loan, Minecraft, minimum wage, relationships, Repayment, Server, sibling dynamics, Siblings, Trust, Upset

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9623
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	New Chunks Explored:	739119
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where borrowing money from family members leads to epic drama like you’ve never seen before! Join us and witness the thrilling saga of a sibling asking for R$280 for food, only to have their sister uncover a web of lies and deceit. Will the borrowed money be returned? Will the dad’s R$5.000 loan ever be repaid? Find out on our server, where family dynamics are more intense than a creeper explosion! Join now for a wild ride of financial drama and betrayal – because who needs diamonds when you have juicy family secrets to uncover?

Momma’s Money Mine

AITAH, Babysitting, Boundaries, Conflict, daycare, ENTITLEMENT, family, favoritism, Financial, financial struggle, mommas, MONEY, Mother, parenting, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings, Struggle, Support, VALUES

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5518
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Dragon Eggs Found:	7899	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be!

Join our server for the wildest adventures and the most insane stories you’ll ever experience. Just like the time when a group of creepers threw a surprise party for Steve and ended up blowing up the whole village! Or when a herd of pigs learned how to fly and started a bacon revolution in the sky!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is full of surprises, just like the time when a player found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. And let’s not forget about the time when a group of players built a giant roller coaster that went straight into the Nether!

So, why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster ride of fun, laughter, and insanity! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding cow). See you there!

Time Traveler in Minecraft SMP

advice, Experience, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, introspection, knowledge, learning, life advice, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, personal development, personal growth, perspective, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, smp, Time, time travel, Traveler, Understanding, wisdom, younger self

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9599
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! Like, we have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts and you can ride them into battle against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server. And get this, the only way to defeat the llamas is by building giant statues of Justin Bieber made entirely out of diamonds! It’s totally crazy but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. So come join us and let’s take down those evil llamas together! #BieberDiamondStatuesFTW 😂🦄🌈🦙🎮

MineCraftMania-ConcertCraze

best concert, concert atmosphere, concert crowd, concert excitement, concert experience, concert highlights, concert memories, concert venue, concert vibes, favorite artist, favorite concert, Live Music, live performance, memorable concert, MineCraftManiaConcertCraze, Music (performance), music event, music experience, music festival, unforgettable concert

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8123
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Alien Abductions:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mines Excavated:	4919	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Have you ever been to a concert where the performers were actually Minecraft characters? Well, on our server, you can experience the ultimate virtual concert experience with Creeper DJs and Enderman dancers! Get ready to party like you’ve never partied before in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Join us for a night of music, dancing, and explosions (courtesy of the Creepers, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Notch’s Secret Stash, where you can find rare and valuable items that will give you the ultimate edge in the game. Rumor has it that Notch himself left behind a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like butter. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

So, if you’re looking for a server that offers a unique and hilarious gaming experience, look no further. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft!

Engels2FuelWars Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Engels-2 airbase, Engels2FuelWars, fuel supply, geopolitical crisis, international relations, Military, Military Action, military confirmation, Minecraft, oil depot, political tension, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8324
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Towns Built:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

haha, ukraine go brrrr and boom boom on russian oil depot! now join our minecraft server for epic explosions and chaos like ukraine did to russia! we got crazy pvp battles, where you can blow up your enemies like ukraine blew up that oil depot! come join the fun and be a part of the madness! let’s gooooooo!

GreenlandCraft: Trumped Tariffs

Arctic region, denmark, Diplomacy, economic sanctions, Europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, international trade, national security, North America, Politics, Tariffs, threatens, trade war, trump, Trumped, united states, world news

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	386
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	367	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, just like when trump threatened denmark with tariffs over greenland, like, who even does that? anyway, if you join this server, you’ll be like a total boss, just like trump thinks he is. we have crazy builds and insane events, just like trump’s tweets. join now and make minecraft great again! #tariffsarecool #greenlandisours #buildthewallaroundspawn

DashCraft: Slow Decline

aging, brain function, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, DASH diet, DashCraft, Decline, dietary habits, healthy aging, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, heart-healthy, Long-term Health, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, mental health, nutrition, older adults, preventative health, Slow

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7724
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Emeralds Found:	5445	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing declining is the speed of your cognitive decline! forget about those boring diets, here we feast on blocks and creepers for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! our players have reported feeling smarter and more alert after just one week of playing on our server.

imagine building a castle out of diamonds while simultaneously improving your memory and focus. who needs mediterranean or dash diets when you have the power of minecraft on your side? plus, our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the ultimate brain-boosting adventure in the world of minecraft!

Pandamium’s Snapshot Server

25w02a, Carpet, creaking, custom advancements, diamond-based trading economy, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, enchanced dragon fight, End Reset, every new snapshot, EXPERIMENTAL, Lithium, minecart improvements, mini blocks, Mob Heads, pale garden, Pale Oak Wood, Pandamiums, resin, Server, smp, Snapshot, Vanilla, Villager Rebalance, Warps

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3746
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Pandamium Snapshot Server Overview

Server Type	Experimental, vanilla, SMP
Server Updates	Updates to every new snapshot
Special Features	All experiments enabled, friendly community
IP	snapshot.pandamium.eu
Version	1.21.4, updating soon to 25w02a (Latest Snapshot for 1.21.5/1.22)

FAQ Questions & Answers

1. What is the Pandamium Snapshot server?

Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled.

2. How often is the server updated to new snapshots?

The server aims to update to every new snapshot that comes out, usually every Wednesday.

3. What are some of the experimental features enabled on the server?

Some of the experimental features include game drops, Minecart Improvements, Villager Rebalance, pig variants, wildflowers, Creaking, Pale Garden, resin, and more.

4. What custom features are available on the server?

Some of the custom features include TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for all mobs and variants, and custom advancements.

5. How can I join the server?

You can join the server using the IP: snapshot.pandamium.eu