Crafty Laughs: Where History Meets Hilarity

alpha males, Betas, Crafty, cultural norms, DOMINANCE, Evolution, evolutionary psychology, genetic diversity, genetics, Hilarity, History, human history, Indian men, laughs, male competition, Masculinity, meets, natural selection, patriarchy, Reproduction, reproductive success, social hierarchy, Survival of the Fittest, toxic masculinity, traditional gender roles

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9912
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Zombie Dances:	1
Enchantments Applied:	271	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the most masculine players survive and thrive! Forget about those beta players, because on our server, Indian men are the epitome of masculinity!

Join us and experience epic battles where only the manliest of players can come out on top. Build your own masculine empire and conquer the virtual world with your sheer masculine prowess.

So why wait? Join our server now and show the world that you are a true masculine legend!

PrisonRaider

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9719
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2130	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Void Gems Collected:	25
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

PrisonRaider is one of many Minecraft prison themed servers. What makes our server stand out from the rest is our great team of staff and how helpful they are. Fun things such as drugs help makes your server experience more enjoyable as it adds an odd style to the way you play Minecraft.

The aim of PrisonRaider is to break free from prison. To do this you must gather resources and sell them to the shop to gain money. After you have reached a certain amount of money you are able to use the /rankup command and progress to the next level. Once you’ve reached the rank [Raider] you will be able to do /warp Raider, allowing you to access the wilderness.

Once you’re in the wilderness, your adventure really starts. From here you can do anything you like! What makes it even better is that you have the Faction commands available to use once you’re [Raider] allowing you to create factions with your friends and claim land – preventing you from being raided in the future.

You can of course come back into the prison at any time you wish, so if you are a new player – aim to be the first one out – to get a head start!

Thanks guys and I hope you enjoy the server!

198.20.109.194

Epicland

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7283
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

A whitelisted Swedish 24/7 server We are looking for players who are eager to play on our server. We offer Pvp arenas mini games Own shoppers Events from time to time. Own mining world We have anti greif plugin and what it takes to protect our buildings and players. So feel free to send an application if you’re interested 🙂

PS 11 year limit!

play.epiclandserver.net

Surax

Creative, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6587
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	229
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Some of the features presently available: – Use eggs to catch mobs! – Store your experience in XP bottles for later use! – Spawn Shop to buy and sell items to earn money! – Jobs plugin – Hunger Games, Spleef and LOTS of Parkours – Every player can claim regions to keep their things safe and private – Chests and doors can be locked

Minecraft server type: Bukkit Plugins: MobArena, SurvivalGames, EggCatcher, ChestShop, PlayerHeads, WorldGuard

mc.surax.net

GMTF Official Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9237
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Emeralds Found:	794
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Our servers have plenty of space to build. Fun, Friendly. Grief Protection, Grief Prevention.

mc.gmtf.net:25565 GMTF Official Server

mc.gmtf.net:25566 GMTF Second Server

mc.gmtf.net

Zombie Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5158
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Void Armor Forged:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Horde is a Zombie Survival server like no other.

Fight hordes of the undead with your friends. That’s right, Horde is a totally team-based zombie survival game. Strategize, coordinate and fight together with your friends or with the hundreds of players on the server to survive! Rank up, get better gear, and become a master zombie slayer!

Fight zombies in beautifully created post-apocalyptic structures, graveyards, mystical skylands, and even in space!

Horde is a totally unique zombie survival server that focuses on providing fun and re-playable zombie-hacking action. Survive as long as you can, scavenge for supplies, upgrade your gear, and gather XP, all on one of several carefully balanced survival maps. Level up, unlock new classes and kill enough zombies to get on the leaderboards and win events!

ZombieHorde.net

Bywater Craft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3999
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Votes:	8234	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Bywater Craft is a friendly community of Minecraft players and we welcome all players 🙂 There are multiple creative and survival worlds (see bywatercraft.com/worlds). We also have two End worlds, one for the dragon and one space world for builders! mcMMO is used along with other plugins (see bywatercraft.com/picsandplugins).

37.187.131.222

CosmicX [FULLY 1.20.4] [Roleplay City] [512×512 sized plots, Free Worldedit, Voxelsniper, goBrush, goPaint, Arceon, Redstone, Huge Head Database, Armour stand tools] [Private SMP worlds] [Republic]

Arceon, BUILD, Chill, classic, Creative, Fastasyncworldedit, Fawe, free, Freebuild, Freeplay, Fun, Gobrush, Gopaint, Items, Plotme, Plots, Redstone, Roleplay, Roleplaying, smp, Survival, Voxel, Voxelsniper, Worldedit

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3091
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Potions Brewed:	125
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	107
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Runes Activated:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

CosmicX is a creative server with 512×512 plots, an open freebuild world, towny survival and private survival SMP worlds.

Features include:– Free worldedit (no need to vote for it)– Free voxelsniper– Free goBrush usage– Free goPaint usage– Huge head decoration database over 50,000 heads!– Free, unlimited redstone– No lag (Average TPS of 20.0) CosmicX [FULLY 1.20.4] [Roleplay City] [512x512 sized plots, Free Worldedit, Voxelsniper, goBrush, goPaint, Arceon, Redstone, Huge Head Database, Armour stand tools] [Private SMP worlds] [Republic] Minecraft Server (Timings of a constant 20 tps)– Regularly updated– Events

cosmicx.net

Legion Servers

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	643
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	193
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Legion Servers features various game types such as PvP mini-games, tower defense, and anarchy survival. Come check us out – IP: mc-l.net

mc-l.net

Lazle Craft

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6757
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

My Best Server

sg1.lazlecraft.net

PEMCserver

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	767
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Towns Built:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Dedicated Australian Minecraft Community

play.PEMCserver.com

Ultimate Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9408
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67

Hallo!

Glad you found our little server!

Ultimate Minecraft is a cozy little freebuild server for everyone that has existed since 2010. In contrast to other servers, we do not rely on as many and impressive plugins as possible. We want to preserve the original Minecraft feeling that we fell in love with years ago and just spice it up a bit with a few little extras. Another advantage is that we can switch to new game versions comparatively quickly.

After a short registration, which is mandatory for us, you can get started straight away and secure a property yourself. On our website you will find detailed instructions for everything.

ultimateminecraft.de

Airblockz Survival

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4735
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197

Our community comes with 2 different games, to ensure you have quality fun!

1: Skyblock (Unique compared to other servers, we have MobArena + Chestshop + etc. )

2: Factions. (Fair and balanced)

3: Survival (Fun and balanced.

4: Creative (Talk to the server and just build stuff like nyan cats :D)

5: Prison (Soon to be released.)

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At Airblockz Survival, we try to give you nonstop, high-quality entertainment! Our server is perfected with top-notch server specs. We run off Intel Xeon E3 Proccessors, and each of our servers come with high RAM. We know you hate servers that are offline, but fear not! We have state of the art DDoS Protection, to prevent those nasty hackers. We try and make imagination reach its limits. Every week, we try to add an event, or just add a new feature to the server, so you will never get tired of the server! Come on in and enjoy the enjoyment!

mc.airblockzs.com

Odyssey Craft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8962
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	New Chunks Explored:	130597
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

We are multi server hub include Vanilla, FactionPVP, MiniGame and many more.

From the lobby, you can choose your next destination to

Vanilla (this is true vanilla Minecraft and always up-to-date) FactionPVP (typical Faction based PVP server) MiniGame (Fun games to play) Creative User, /vanilla, /creative, /game or /faction

And most of all, we are always free. There is no donation and buy for ranks or commands. You can earn the rank with our voting system.

mc.odyssey-craft.org

Too Stronkk Gaming

Economy, Prison, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1789
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Endless Night Skies:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Welcome to Too Stronkk Gaming! -Explore a vast open Factions wilderness! -Kick back and relax in Pirate Cove (Our Spawn World) -Competitive Factions play – TNT ENABLED -Claim land for your faction anywhere you want, the Overworld, the Nether, or the End! -You break the rules, you go to prison to serve hard time. -Real, stable, player driven economy – Emerald Standard -Server is managed by adults -Unique Titles to be earned by completing staff created achievements -Rent Homes, Shops and Storage Vaults within the City of Pirate’s Cove -Ranks and Donation perks – NO PAY TO WIN -Buy donation packages with in-game money! -Win real $MONEY$ for completing certain achievements! SERVER IP = MC.TOOSTRONKKGAMING.NET 192.169.44.134 WEBSITE = WWW.TOOSTRONKKGAMING.NET

192.169.44.134

Spuddsmarch

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5621
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Mines Excavated:	2148	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Emeralds Found:	8800	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

After 8 months of preparation, we have finally emerged. Our server is total grief, anarchy, and destruction. Outside of spawn, ANYTHING goes, griefing, raiding, and stealing.

Meet the staff!

Owners: spuddnik and socomtoaster Admins: azdz111 and rex_is_goof1 Mods: Luis1750 and Monty33

192.95.29.170