Crafty Land | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mines Excavated:	2346	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SisGripShutUpCraft

anger, Behavior, children, Communication, Conflict, cousins, Cultural differences, family, Help, House, judgment, language barrier, Lifestyle, misunderstanding, MONEY, parenting, relationships, SisGripShutUpCraft, sister, small house, snobby

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on the size of your house! Unlike some snobby siblings, we embrace all players, big or small (houses, that is).

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!

So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to unleash a horde of creepers on your worst enemy’s base! Our server is filled with chaos and mayhem, perfect for getting revenge in the most explosive way possible. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawn rates are so high, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time. So come join us and show your enemies who’s boss in the craziest way possible!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

BlockyHeartbreaks

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Are you tired of getting dumped for reasons like “we’re not compatible” or “it’s not you, it’s me”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, the weirdest reason someone will stop dating you is if you don’t build them a pixel art statue of themselves in-game. That’s right, forget about emotional baggage or communication issues, all you need to do to keep your virtual relationship alive is show off your building skills!

Join our server now and get ready to impress your pixelated crush with your creativity and dedication. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the world of blocks and mobs. So what are you waiting for? Start crafting your way to a happily ever after on our server today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Void Gems Collected:	32
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Towns Built:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

RedLineCraft

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomacy strategy, diplomatic approach, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic principles, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global leadership, international diplomacy, international relations, Négotiation, political analysis, power dynamics, putin, red line policy, Red Lines, RedlineCraft, SOVEREIGNTY, veteran diplomat, West

so, like, u know how Putin is all like “i set da red lines, u follow dem”? well, dis server is all about setting our own red lines, man. we don’t follow no Putin rules here. we make our own rules and we stick to ’em, ya feel me?

we got veteran diplomats up in here, man. they been around da block a few times, know what i’m sayin’? they gonna show u how to stand up to Putin and set yo own red lines. ain’t nobody gonna mess with us on dis server, we too busy settin’ our own rules and kickin’ butt.

join us if u wanna be a part of somethin’ epic. we ain’t scared of Putin or anyone else tryna tell us what to do. we stand tall, we set our own red lines, and we have a blast doin’ it. come on, join us and be a part of da revolution, man. ain’t no stoppin’ us now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Minecraft “no sprinkles, just plain”

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft
Server Address	155.94.181.116:25565

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the gameplay like on the server?	In our world, every block is mined, every item is crafted, and every structure is built using raw materials you gather yourself. There are no shortcuts or enhanced features—just the classic gameplay that Minecraft was designed for.
What makes the Vanilla server unique?	The charm of our Vanilla server lies in its simplicity and the nostalgia it evokes. It’s a space where you can truly test your survival skills, build impressive structures one block at a time, and engage with a community of like-minded players who appreciate the game’s unaltered beauty.
What can players expect to experience on the server?	The excitement of discovering rare resources like diamonds, defeating challenging mobs, and the satisfaction of completing complex builds is unparalleled on our server.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Ores Mined:	940

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Girl Power Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is all about women’s rights, degeneracy, and birthrates of the first world! Join us as we fight for equality and pop out babies like there’s no tomorrow!

But wait, there’s more! We also delve into the nitty gritty of economy, corruption, dirtiness, infrastructure, and city planning of the third world. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and eye-opening? Join us as we uncover the secrets of why the world is the way it is!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and be a part of something truly unique and bizarre. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the world while you’re at it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3678	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	411
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

NTR Minecraft SMP – Netorare General

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Welcome to our Orc Toy Edition Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace chaos and madness!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of NTR in a virtual world. Post your “loyal” waifu and watch as the drama unfolds when you discover they might not be as satisfied with you as you thought. Will your waifu secretly hate you for being a cringy cuck? Only one way to find out!

Bulls, come tease the cucks and enjoy watching their trust shatter with every post. Sneed and impregnate other anons’ waifus while they watch in horror. And don’t forget to make fun of their waifus for being horny cumdumpsters – it’s all in good fun!

Waifus and Avas, this is your chance to post and see if any bulls or cucks take the bait. Ramble on about your love of big cocks and tempt fate by flirting with disaster. Will you resist the urge to cheat, or will you give in to the chaos of our Orc Toy Edition Minecraft SMP? Only time will tell.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftyCaregiver

aging, Assistance, Boundaries, Caregiver, Caretaker, Communication, CraftyCaregiver, Decision making, Elderly, Expectations, family, finances, Financial Planning, future planning, HCOL area, Long Term Care, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Support

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about taking care of anyone’s virtual parents? Look no further! Join our server where the only caregiving you’ll have to do is for your pixelated crops and animals.

We understand the struggle of balancing in-game responsibilities with real-life obligations, so rest assured that you won’t have to deal with any unexpected virtual family drama here. Our server is a drama-free zone, unless you count the epic battles between players for resources and territory!

So come join us and escape the stress of real life responsibilities. Build your dream virtual world without the worry of becoming a full-time caregiver for anyone’s pixelated parents. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

TipsyThoughtsMC SMP

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Have you ever been so drunk that you thought building a roller coaster in Minecraft was a brilliant idea? Well, welcome to our wild and wacky SMP where all your drunken dreams come true! Join us for a chance to show off your questionable building skills and make friends with other intoxicated players who also thought it was a good idea to play Minecraft after a few too many shots. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground rave party or a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (or maybe just empty bottles of booze). So grab your pickaxe and a bottle of your favorite beverage, because this SMP is about to get lit…literally.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Chimeras Created:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftyDateDisaster

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Are you tired of boring dates that end in disaster? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to escape the dating drama! Join us and experience a world where creepers are the only thing blowing up your chances of finding love.

Imagine this: You’re on a date with a cute villager when suddenly a horde of zombies crashes the party. But don’t worry, our server has a team of fearless moderators ready to swoop in and save the day.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: On our server, you can build a love nest with your significant other and watch as the sun sets over the pixelated horizon. Who needs a fancy restaurant when you have a virtual world at your fingertips?

So say goodbye to bad dates and hello to endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join now and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

NasrallahsNotHereLOL

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LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HEZBOLLAH LEADER NASRALLAH COULDN’T HANDLE IT AND GOT REKT! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SURVIVE LONGER THAN NASRALLAH DID! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE FIREWORKS AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE TO GANGNAM STYLE! PLUS, OUR DIAMOND MINES ARE SO RICH THAT EVEN BILL GATES WOULD BE JEALOUS! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SEE IF YOU CAN OUTLAST NASRALLAH!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Geisha in Kimono with Diarrhea

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join our epic minecraft server and escape the stress of a geisha with diarrhea in her kimono! our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. come build your dream castle and watch out for the flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Animals Bred:	142	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Blocky Shooty Fun Land

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yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz it’s like a wild west showdown but with pixelated blocks. we got more guns than a cowboy convention, and the only violence u gonna see is when someone steals ur diamonds.

we got so many crazy adventures, like hunting down creepers in the jungle or building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit.

plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a diamond block. we all got each other’s backs, like a pack of wolves protecting their alpha.

so come join us, where the only thing getting shot is arrows from a skeleton and the only thing getting blown up is your mind from all the epicness.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
New Chunks Explored:	898210	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.