Crafty Land | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky Politics-Free Funland

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Are you tired of playing on servers filled with annoying players who ruin the game for everyone else? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who are tired of dealing with toxic behavior. We have a zero-tolerance policy for racism, sexism, and homophobia, so you can game in peace without having to worry about encountering any hateful players. Join us today and experience the joy of playing in a welcoming and inclusive community!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Blocky Exile Adventures: Mine & Craft Edition

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Welcome to the Minecraft server where everything is literally about YOU. Yes, you heard it right, this server is the “Literally Me Edition” where every block you place, every mob you slay, and every diamond you mine is a reflection of your inner self.

Join us on our Necropolis world where you can explore ancient tombs filled with treasures and dangers at every corner. But be warned, the undead are not too happy about you raiding their resting places, so bring your best armor and weapons to survive the onslaught.

Check out our Patch Notes section where we update you on all the crazy changes happening in our world. From new mobs to wacky events, there’s always something exciting going on in our server.

And don’t forget to participate in our Challenge Rewards program where you can earn exclusive in-game rewards for completing insane tasks. From building a giant statue of yourself to taming a dragon, the challenges are endless and the rewards are epic.

Oh, and did we mention that we have a sneak peek of PoE 2 available for early access in 2024? That’s right, you can get a taste of the future of Minecraft before anyone else. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner Minecraft master shine on our server.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Astral Projections Made:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Star Shards Collected:	98

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Crafting Love: Where even pixels find romance!

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Are you tired of trying to navigate the treacherous waters of dating in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can find love in the most unexpected places! Who needs Tinder when you can build a beautiful virtual relationship with someone while constructing a majestic castle together?

Join our server and watch as your love story unfolds in ways you never thought possible. From epic battles against creepers to romantic sunset walks along pixelated beaches, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate on our server and live happily ever after in a world made of blocks.

So say goodbye to awkward first dates and hello to a world where love knows no bounds. Join us today and start crafting your own love story in the most unexpected of places. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than swiping left or right!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

UbelCraft: Where we love Ubel but hate battle shonen-shit

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old battle shonen-shit? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! We may love Ubel, but we hate all that mainstream nonsense. Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities. So come on, dive in and join the madness!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2792
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	385

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Timmy’s Epic Racewar Showdown Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to participate in epic race wars where the only weapon allowed is a glock! That’s right, forget about swords and bows, we settle our disputes with good old-fashioned gunfights.

And if you’re worried about not having any real-life friends to play with, don’t worry, because Timmy is here to save the day! He’s on a mission to recruit players to join his army and dominate the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs building and farming when you can have gunfights and epic battles instead?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Love Letters Sent:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

LOLcraft Daily – OKFAMS Edition

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Are you a fan of OKFAMS? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us to discuss each individual member in depth, from Okayu’s adorable antics to Korone’s hilarious borks. But that’s not all – we have a secret channel dedicated to decoding Fubuki’s cryptic messages and Ayame’s conspiracy theories. And don’t even get us started on Mio and Subaru’s epic quest to find the legendary duck of destiny.

But wait, there’s more! Follow us on Twitter for daily updates and memes from the OKFAMS crew. From Okayu’s cat adventures to Korone’s daily struggles with technology, our Twitter feed is guaranteed to make you LOL.

And if you’re still not convinced, check out our epic videos featuring the OKFAMS gang. From chaotic Minecraft adventures to intense karaoke battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the OKFAMS madness! Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the mysterious duck… or not. But hey, it’s worth a shot, right? 😉🦆 #OKFAMS4Life

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Animals Bred:	63
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Pixelated Fantasy Tactics LOL

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the madness of Marche, who was right about EVERYTHING! From building upside-down houses to riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within our world is a secret treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend and claim the riches for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Marche was right, and you won’t want to miss out on all the insanity that awaits you!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Towns Built:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Seafood Shenanigans: Gook Boyfriend Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a koreaboo’s changing preferences? Look no further! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like that girl who swore she’d never eat seafood but now can’t get enough of it. Join us for a wild ride of brand-name goods, Korean boyfriends, and a whole lot of drama. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the craziness right here in our Minecraft world? Come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

12 Hour Minecraft Mayhem

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on underwater basket weaving? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to keep you awake for 12 hours straight! That’s right, no more falling asleep at your keyboard and waking up with red, bloodshot eyes. Join us for non-stop action, epic adventures, and the craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the Minecraft universe. Who needs sleep when you can have this much fun? Join now and say goodbye to boring servers forever!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Falling into the Void:	1
Void Armor Forged:	21	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PixelPraise: Anime Deities Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where anime reigns supreme and the possibilities are as endless as the number of waifus you can collect! Join us and experience a world where you can build your own harem of pixelated characters and live out your wildest fantasies without any judgment (as long as it’s all in good fun, of course).

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you venture deep into the darkest corners of our server, you may just stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where all your favorite anime characters come to life. Imagine hanging out with Naruto, Goku, and Sailor Moon while building epic structures and battling monsters together. It’s a weeb’s dream come true!

So why wait? Join us now and let your inner otaku run wild. Who knows, you may even find yourself in a situation where you have to save your harem from a horde of creepers or team up with your favorite anime characters to defeat a dragon boss. The possibilities are endless on our server – come and see for yourself!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SausageCraft: Where Every Block is a Wiener!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is a real frank delight! With more laughs than a comedy show and animation that will blow your mind, you’ll be laughing your buns off in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get to hear Seth Rogan’s voice acting that is simply bun-believable! He’ll have you rolling on the floor with his hilarious antics and witty one-liners. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wiener of a time you’ve been craving!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Pixelated Puns: Land of Llamas

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite of Japan – a total shithole! But don’t worry, that just means there are endless opportunities for chaos and hilarity.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through poop-filled landscapes, battle giant turds, and build your very own toilet castle. Who needs cherry blossoms when you can have exploding diarrhea trees? And forget about sushi, on our server, we feast on poop cakes and pee soup.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing for hours. From the poop-obsessed wizard to the farting unicorn, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knew a shithole could be so much fun?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	7748	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Gawr Gura’s Fishy Fun Land

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us if you want to witness the epic saga of a player who declared their diamond pickaxe as their baby and carries it everywhere they go. Yes, you heard that right – they even tuck it into bed at night!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of chickens who have formed their own secret society and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Talk about skills! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Blocky Booty Busters: No Pussies Allowed!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all the sensitive stick wielders out there! Are you a weeby eternal virgin who can’t score in real life? Are you a pussyfree loser who prefers the company of pixels over people? Do you have girly moans that would make even the toughest warrior blush? Well, look no further, because this server is for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with estrogen-fueled adventures, conditioned goons, and a whole lot of hand-fucking action. Who needs real women when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company? Our resources are endless, from our booru full of sensitive material to our QotT that will have you on the edge hard in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your sensitive stick guide you to glory on our outrageous Minecraft server! Who needs pussy when you have pixels, am I right?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Star Shards Collected:	144	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Potions Brewed:	141	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Satanic Sisters Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where women are literally satanic…ly good at building amazing structures! Join us for a chance to witness the devilishly talented female players create jaw-dropping builds that will leave you questioning your own building skills. Who knew that Satan was a master architect?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Divas” – a group of fierce female players who dominate in PvP battles. Rumor has it that they sold their souls to the devil for unbeatable PvP skills. Will you dare to challenge them?

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair where the witches of the server brew potions that give you superhuman abilities. Just be careful not to anger them, or you might find yourself turned into a frog!

So come join us on this wild and wicked Minecraft adventure, where women are not just players, they’re satanic superstars!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2