‘Crafty Land Minecraft Server’ | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Whypepo Jealous Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our server where we have a special event where we season our baby animals with salt and pepper! Whypepo be mad, but we be glad because our baby animals taste delicious! Join now for a taste sensation like no other (literally)!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
New Chunks Explored:	297142	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Chimeras Created:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Baby Minecraft SMP Hype

animal lovers, baby, baby hippo, cute animals, exotic pets, expensive, fascination, hype, indulgence, lavish spending, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, Obsession, obsession with animals, pampering, smp, SPENDING, splurging, thousands of dollars, wildlife, Women, women spending, Zoo

Are you tired of being less popular than a baby hippo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, women will be throwing diamonds at you left and right! Forget about that overpriced zoo ticket, join our server and become the main attraction. Who needs a baby hippo when you can have a diamond-clad player like yourself? Join now and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or hippos to water, in this case).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6759	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mines Excavated:	2421	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

bailed, Christian, Church, ChurchDitcher, cold shoulder, dancing, FORCING, Friends, ghosted, Guilt, gym teacher, Jerk, Minecraft, November, outcast, PRESSURE, Religion, School, Server, Shy.., specifics, UNCOMFORTABLE, update

Are you tired of being pressured into joining weird cults by your gym teacher? Looking for a place where you can just chill and have fun without the fear of being brainwashed? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing we worship is diamonds and creepers!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and explore without any religious obligations. No three-hour church services here, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

Don’t worry about ghosting your gym teacher or feeling guilty for not wanting to dance in November with a bunch of strangers. On our server, the only pressure you’ll feel is from the TNT explosions you set off yourself!

So come join us and leave the stress of real life behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise our admins won’t try to convert you to anything other than being a master builder. See you in the game!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BabyMamaDramaLOL

BabyMamaDramaLOL, Deception, doubt, Drugs, ex, family, Homeless, Hospital, Jobless, lying.., Manipulation, ObGyn, Pregnancy, proof, relationship, Struggle, Support, tests, Trust, Truth, Ultrasound

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and forget about your crazy ex who may or may not be lying about being pregnant.

Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Who needs proof of pregnancy when you can have proof of your epic builds and survival skills in the game?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of baby bottles. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the mysterious pregnancy saga or just have a blast playing Minecraft with a wacky community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Void Gems Collected:	27	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

EuroCraft SMP – Best Thing!

Adventure, Architecture, art, beauty, continent, culture, Diversity, EuroCraft, Europe, Experience, Exploration, Food, heritage, History, landmarks, Lifestyle, SightSeeing, smp, tourism, tradition, travel, vacation

Well, obviously it’s our totally legit Minecraft SMP server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because the dungeon was guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas! Only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and claim the treasures within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of solid gold. Yes, you heard that right. GOLD POOPING SHEEP. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a magical portal that transports you to a dimension where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, swim in the sky, and ride on giant floating mushrooms. It’s a trippy experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on our European adventure and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Creeper Crush!

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Oh, let me tell you about our Minecraft server! It’s like falling in love for the first time, but with blocks and creepers. Picture this: you log in and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a diamond pickaxe in exchange for a hug. And that’s just the beginning!

Once you start exploring, you’ll stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers are all secretly llamas in disguise. They’ll trade you emeralds for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs. But be careful, because the llamas have a secret underground empire ruled by a llama king who is rumored to be half ender dragon.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. We have a custom arena where players ride on giant chickens armed with flaming swords, battling it out for the title of Chicken Champion. The winner gets a crown made of diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn around the server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your first love, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected romances await you in our blocky world.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Towns Built:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

GazaCraft: FreeYazidiLady

Captivity, Conflict, courage, enclave, Escape, freedom, FreeYazidiLady, gaza, GazaCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, Liberation, MIDDLE EAST, Oppression, persecution, refugee, Relief, resilience, survivor, WOMAN, Yazidi, Yazidi community

come join our minecraft server, where we have yazidi women held in gaza finally leaving the enclave as our main attraction! watch as they build houses out of sand and fight off creepers with their bare hands. the drama is real, folks!

our server is the only place where you can witness this epic tale unfold in blocky pixel form. join now for a chance to interact with these brave women and help them escape their virtual prison.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons. only the bravest players can find it and claim the treasures within.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and be a part of this wild adventure. who knows what other surprises await you in our crazy minecraft world!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Plastic Slayer’s PET Party

#sustainability, biodegradation, degradation, discovery, Durability, environmental impact, Environmental Science, killer bacteria, microbial degradation., Party, pet, Plastic, plastic pollution, plastic recycling, plastic waste, plastic-eating bacteria, plastic-killer bacteria, Pollution, resistance, SLAYERS, Tough plastic, US researchers, WasteWater

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got tough plastic-killer bacteria dat will help u get rid of all dem pesky plastic blocks in yo world! our US researchers discovered dis wild bacteria in wastewater, and now we usin it to clean up all dat PET plastic mess in da game.

imagine havin a squad of bacteria homies followin u around, eatin up all dat plastic like it’s a buffet. no more worryin bout ugly plastic blocks clutterin up yo builds, cuz we got da solution right here on dis server.

so come join us and let’s save da environment, one plastic block at a time! plus, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with bacteria dat can kick butt and take names in da minecraft world? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s get rid of dat plastic together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mines Excavated:	3572	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Potions Brewed:	171	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

BackRice RPG. Minecraft server

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RPG server, quests, bps, axes, top menus, pets, prefixes, dungeons and much more!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Dimension Hops:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

🔆 Redfield SMP 🔆 – Where blocks have more drama than a soap opera!

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Redfield Modded SMP | BEDROCK

Providing a strictly casual environment for community driven players.

Minecraft is timeless. And there is not much we would like to change. But with that in mind: All mods and creative content are for convenience only.

Our goal is to expand our tight-knit family and to find like-minded, “community driven” people like yourself!

Together we can collaborate to make a server worth calling home.

Although we have made exceptions based on maturity. We are only looking to bring on players of 18 years or older.

What to Expect?

Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World
Casual Environment
Active Discord/Realm
Community Elected Positions

If any of this appeals to you, check us out! https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?	A: Please join our Discord server using the link provided and follow the instructions there to join the Minecraft server.
Q: Are there any age restrictions?	A: Yes, we only accept players who are 18 years or older.
Q: Can I use mods on the server?	A: All mods and creative content are for convenience only, so please check with the server rules before using any mods.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Crafty Land – Minecraft Server

20th anniversary, Alliance, Argent Dawn, Blizzard, Cinematic, Crafty, EU guild, GLOBO FOMO, in-game event, Land, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA Community, NA guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, October Trading Post, Official WoW News, Server, Sylvanas, the war within, Threads of Destiny, Tyrande, World of Warcraft, wowg, YJK Edition

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic server you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to battle it out with Sylvanas and Tyrande in an epic showdown that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Our server is so intense, even the Threads of Destiny cinematic looks like child’s play compared to the adventures you’ll have here.

But wait, there’s more! We have a 20th-anniversary in-game event that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself. And if that’s not enough, our trading post is filled with items that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard or our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn for even more outrageous fun. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now before it’s too late!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	6454	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9147

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting Society

Anon, chuuba, Corpo, Cum, Edition, erp, FANTASY, Fun, general, indie, lamy, lewd, Minecraft, NSFW, Oshi, roulette, Slutposting, smp, society, Thread, vtsg, Vtuber, Worship

Come join our Minecraft SMP server for a wild and lewd time! We’ve got all your favorite vtubers, both corpo and indie, ready to ERP with you and fulfill all your wildest fantasies. Worshipping your oshi in the thread is just the beginning – join us for some NSFW fun and let your imagination run wild. And if you’re feeling lucky, try our Oshi purity roulette for a chance to win some outrageous prizes! Don’t miss out on the insanity – cum to Lamy (again) Edition!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Star Shards Collected:	164
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SibSnap Minecraft Server

blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, disagreement, emotional response, Expectations, family, family dynamics, individual autonomy., Minecraft, personal space, pre wedding, relationships, Server, sibling photoshoot, SibSnap, step-parenting, step-sibling, teenage perspective, Wedding, wedding planning

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggles with unexpected family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling drama and forced bonding sessions!

Imagine being forced to take pre-wedding sibling photos with a random kid you barely know. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, we take that awkward situation and turn it into a hilarious adventure!

Don’t worry about fake enthusiasm or babysitting duties, because on our server, you can just focus on building epic structures and exploring the virtual world. Plus, if you need a break from family drama, just hop on and escape to a world where you can be yourself without any pressure to bond with random siblings.

So, if you’re ready for a laugh-out-loud experience and a break from real-life obligations, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual sibling who actually shares your love for Minecraft!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

DadCraft: Pay for My College & Apartment

abandonment, aita, apartment, biological dad, child support, college, DadCraft, estrangement, family, father duties, Fatherhood, financial support, forgiveness, half-sister, MONEY, Parent, parental obligations, Pay, personal boundaries, reconciliation, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some wild adventures? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to build relationships with your virtual family members and demand college tuition from your in-game dad! Who needs child support when you can have diamond support in the world of Minecraft? Explore new worlds, meet new siblings, and create your own crazy stories on our server. So come on, join us and let’s mine, build, and LOL together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Star Shards Collected:	119	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

HurtfulHearingMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real chaos happens! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked by invisible creepers, getting your diamonds stolen by mischievous villagers, and having your entire base turned into a giant potato by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to take over the server and turn it into a poultry paradise. Will you join forces with them or stand against their beaked tyranny?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most hurtful thing you’ve ever heard to be the sound of a thousand chickens clucking in unison as they march towards your base.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Villages Defended:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3