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Pixlverse

Community Focused, Cross-Play, Land Claims, Minecraft, No Economy, No Griefing, no homes, no teleporting, OPTIMIZATIONS, Optional PvP, Parties, Pixlverse, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Unique Features, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6210
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	New Chunks Explored:	591591
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Chimeras Created:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Pixlverse is a cross-platform vanilla survival server with no griefing, no homes, no teleporting, and no economy. Enjoy optional PvP, parties, land claims, and community-focused gameplay enhanced with unique features and optimizations.

play.pixlverse.net

ZenCraft Empire 1.20

Corpos, cultural diversity, discrimination, disproportionately asian, disproportionately white, Diversity, Empire, ethnicities, film industry, indies, INEQUALITY, intersectionality, latina, marginalized communities, Media, minority groups, racial disparity, representation, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Underrepresentation, zencraft

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1737
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Yo bro, this server is like a wild party where the corpos are all Asian and the indies are all white or Latina! It’s like a crazy social experiment gone wrong, but in a hilarious way. Join us for some chaotic fun and see if you can survive the madness. Don’t question it, just jump in and embrace the weirdness. You won’t regret it… maybe.

Lost Technology Thread Minecraft SMP

AA batteries, battery life, battery technology, communication technology, electronic devices, Futuristic technology, high speeds, historical technology, IBM XT/AT compatible, innovation, Lost, Lost technology, Minecraft, modern technology, obsolete technology, palmtop sized, portable devices, smp, static core, Technology, Thread, vintage technology, wireless communication

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4256
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	2140	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Enchantments Applied:	207	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	495	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so advanced, it’s like having a palmtop sized computer in the palm of your hand! Fully IBM XT/AT compatible, you can run it for weeks on just 2 AA batteries. That’s right, no need to worry about charging cords or power outlets!

2. Our wireless communication speeds are off the charts, even for today’s standards. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “creeper!”

3. Rumor has it, our server is powered by a static core that gives it endless energy. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about running out of power while building your epic creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

Assassination, blocky, Conflict, covert operation, demise, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mossad, news headline, Politics, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, State-sponsored, targeted killing, Tehran, Terrorism

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	753
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Falling into the Void:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

join our minecraft server and you can be part of the epic battle between israel and haniyeh in tehran! build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and help take down the evil ex-hamas leader! with crazy pvp battles and secret missions, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named haniyeh to ride into battle! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5062
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Buildings Constructed:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9428
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	299	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Potions Brewed:	150	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6171
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3691
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4064
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

! FrogSMP Welcome to

Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

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Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8882
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

Cara Thread Minecraft SMP

accessories, Cara, Cara thread, Crafting, Creative, design, diy, embellishments, embroidery, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, hobby, inspiration, Minecraft, needlework, patterns, Projects, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, tutorials

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8873
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ores Mined:	5518
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

ToyThiefGrannyAITA

anger, Boundaries, Charity, children, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, forgiveness, Generosity, grandkids, hospice, judgement, reconciliation, RELATIVES, resolution, stealing, Toys, ToyThiefGrannyAITA, Trust, Visit

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1559
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	3842	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the insanity of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun.

Just like Heather swooped in and took those toys without a second thought, you can swoop in and claim your spot on our server. No need to ask permission, just jump right in and start building your virtual empire.

And just like Heather’s granddaughters couldn’t resist opening those toys, you won’t be able to resist exploring all the amazing creations our players have built. From towering castles to underground lairs, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the drama of real life fade away as you embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds and toy thieves.

StraightButNotNarrow Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Allies, coming out, Diversity, equality, Gay, gender, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ Pride Parade, lgbtq rights, love is love, Minecraft, non-binary, pride, queer, RAINBOW, Sexuality, smp, Straight.., StraightButNotNarrow, supportive

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4095
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magic Items Found:	6957
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	5839
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the villagers throw the craziest parties. Plus, one time a creeper tried to run for president and we all had to stop him before he blew up the whole server. It was nuts, man! So come join us and let’s make some epic memories together, you won’t regret it, I promise!

RegretCraft2030

#sustainability, conscious living., consumerism, digital age, Environment, fashion, fast fashion, Future, instant gratification, long-term consequences, materialism, mindfulness, modern trends, regret, RegretCraft2030, SELF AWARENESS, social media, societal values, society, Technology, throwaway culture

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7239
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Dimension Hops:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old trends that will make you cringe in a decade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the embarrassment of following the crowd! Our server is like a time machine, transporting you to a world where ridiculous trends are celebrated and embraced. From building giant statues of avocado toast to creating pixel art of TikTok dances, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait for regret to kick in when you can join us and have a blast right now? Trust us, in 10 years you’ll be thanking us for saving you from the embarrassment of following boring trends.

Frosty Kingdom 1.21.3

1.21.3, alive, arguments, bros, end of holidays, family, family arguments, family disagreements, family disputes, family dynamics, family gatherings, family politics, frosty, good to be alive, half year, holiday season, holidays, Kingdom, Over.., political debates, Politics

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5788
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Void Gems Collected:	33
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Magic Items Found:	5553
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Yo, bros, guess what? The holidays are almost over, which means no more family arguments over politics for another half year! It’s like being reborn, but in Minecraft! Join our server and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Let’s build some crazy sh*t together and forget about all the nonsense. Life is too short for family drama, let’s mine and craft our way to happiness!

Players:	109/800	Votes:	723
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	29