Crafty Ladies Minecraft Server

#Thoughtfulness, Admiration, Affection, appreciation, attraction, Communication, Crafty, DATING, Gestures, Happiness, Intimacy, Kindness, ladies, love, loyalty, Men, Minecraft, relationships, Respect, romance, Server, Support, Understanding, Women

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1036
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
New Chunks Explored:	809341	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Buildings Constructed:	25	Battle Standards Raised:	12

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the women are as rare as diamonds and just as valuable! Join us for a chance to find your virtual soulmate and build a pixelated love story that will make Romeo and Juliet jealous.

Our server is filled with beautiful pixelated ladies who know how to wield a diamond sword and slay mobs like a boss. Who needs a knight in shining armor when you have a badass Minecraft queen by your side?

But beware, fellas, these ladies are not your typical Minecraft damsels in distress. They will challenge you to PvP battles, test your redstone skills, and make you mine for diamonds until your pickaxe breaks. Only the bravest and most skilled players will win their hearts.

So come join our server and get ready for a love story that will go down in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might just find your virtual happily ever after.

RedSeaRumble Minecraft Server

accident, Air Force, aircraft, Combat, Conflict, Defense, F/A-18, Friendly Fire, Incident, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, naval forces, Navy, pilot error, Red Sea, RedSeaRumble, Server, Tragedy, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	207
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Crops Grown:	6744
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25

come join our epic minecraft server where the navy shoots down its own planes for fun in the red sea battle!! watch as the pilots try to escape the wrath of their own comrades while building epic bases and fighting off mobs with their bare hands. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos and madness of the red sea fight! but be warned, only the bravest and craziest players will make it out alive!

Abyss SMP

abyss, active community, Community, Discord, discord server, entry form, Friends, Graves, Grief Protection, lag reduction, laid back, Leaf decay, Mods, proximity chat, quality of life, Small, Small Community, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, whitelist confirmations

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7135
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Towns Built:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Void Gems Collected:	32	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Star Shards Collected:	169	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	SMP
Mods	Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves

RULES:

No Bullying
Respect Boundaries
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission
No Nether Roof Travel
No Glitch/Exploit Abuse

Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there whitelist conformations?	Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings.
How long does it take to get whitelisted?	It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually.
Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet?	Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted.
How big is the server?	It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it.

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

Mystic Heights Server 1.21.1

1.21.1, DATING, dating advice, finding love, Girlfriend, height, height preference, Heights, Insecurities, love life, mystic, personal growth, physical appearance, relationship goals, relationships, romantic partners, self esteem, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Server, short men, societal standards, tall men

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2155
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	101	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

OMG, bro, forget about getting a gf, join our Minecraft server instead! We got pixelated babes for days, and they don’t care about your height! Plus, our server is like a virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh reality of being short! So come on, join us and let’s mine and craft our way to love and happiness!

Canadian is insulted by Trump’s tweets Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Canada, Canadian, controversy, Diplomacy, Government, INSULTED, international relations, Media, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, president, reaction, smp, social media, trump, Trumps, tweets, united states, Video, viral

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5821
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9952	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wacky and wild that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is nuts!”

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!

FanBlanketCraft

air circulation, bedroom comfort, bedroom setup, blanket, comfort, Cooling, Cozy, electric fan, fan noise, FanBlanketCraft, insomnia, nighttime routine, personal preference, Relaxation, sleep environment, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, temperature control, ventilation, white noise

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2484
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Dimension Hops:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Are you tired of living life on the edge with your electric fan and blanket combo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a fan-tastic experience that will blow you away!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!

Total Anarchy

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Builder, challenge, control, DOMINATE, Experience, Hardcore, Massive World, Playground, PvP, raw minecraft, Resources, SETTLE, Survival, Thrive, TOTAL, Unrestricted, untouched, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7344
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Experience True Minecraft Survival!

Server IP: total-anarchy.us

Features	Details
Massive World	World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks
Minimal Rules	Only rule is no hacking
Pure Gameplay	No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies
Hardcore Survival Awaits	Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience

Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?

A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.

Q: Is there any teleportation available?

A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.

Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, assistant director, chainsaw man, character designer, Director, Epic, Hiroshi Seko, Kazutaka Sugiyama, Kensuke Ushio, mappa, Masato Nakazono, Movie, music production, PV 2, Realms, Reze Arc, screenwriter, Tatsuya Yoshihara

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7144
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	9077
Votes:	3172	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Divine Spears Created:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. The director is like Tatsuya Yoshihara, and the screenwriter is Hiroshi Seko, like what even is that combo, it’s gonna blow your mind. And the character designer, Kazutaka Sugiyama, is a straight-up genius, like Picasso but for Minecraft skins, bro. The assistant director, Masato Nakazono, is gonna guide you through this crazy world like a Minecraft sherpa, man. And the music by Kensuke Ushio is gonna make you feel like you’re in a Minecraft rave, bro. Production by MAPPA is like the cherry on top, it’s gonna be the best Minecraft experience of your life, man. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Arena, Arena Championship, Arena Direct, Bloomburrow play boxes, Cold Edition, December 16 2024, Explorer, free codes, Gathering, general, Gruul Aggro, Jegantha, Keisuke Sato, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, MTG Arena announcements, mtgag, news and reminders, Pioneer masters, Qualifier weekend, smp, store decks, useful links, winter activity

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6092
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Animals Bred:	43	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Potions Brewed:	76
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cold edition is in full swing! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures and build snow forts that rival the Great Wall of China.

In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.

Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.

Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.

So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.

SickHubbyShowKidsLOL

children’s entertainment, Communication Issues, compromise, conflicting opinions, conflicting priorities, family activities, family dynamics, family outings, family plans, Family Values, guilt trip, holiday show, illness at home, kids show, parenting decisions, showing support, sick husband, sick spouse, SickHubbyShowKidsLOL, taking care, understanding sickness

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3123
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with sick husbands who can’t handle a little fun while they’re under the weather? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!

Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.

Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!

DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7742
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!

AquaCraft: Sink or Swim!

AquaCraft, aquatic civilization, aquatic living, deep sea living, marine civilization, marine life, Ocean exploration, oceanic civilization, oceanic living, SINK, swim, underwater adventure, Underwater City, underwater civilization, underwater dreams, underwater environment, underwater fantasy, underwater habitat, underwater living, underwater living concept, underwater society, underwater technology, underwater world

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3248
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Emeralds Found:	9434	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Love Letters Sent:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of living on dry land like a basic blockhead? Do you dream of swimming with the squids and building your underwater palace? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your aquatic dreams!

Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.

So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!

Emptiness Minecraft server

Active, administration, Communication, Community, Court, Development, Discord, donation, Events, fair, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, murder, Players, Server, theft, trade relationships, version 1.21.3, violations

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	993
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Farms Harvested:	191	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
New Chunks Explored:	362003	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

We invite you to our wonderful Minecraft server for version 1.21.3! Good players and fair administration await you. You can establish trade relationships with other players, hold various events, and much more. Most violations on the server, such as theft or murder, are punished by other players in court. Only strong/frequent violations will be punished by the administration, but the admins will not stand by and do nothing, they will also be active and you can always contact them, etc. To communicate with other players outside the game or to study in more detail everything related to the server, you can join us on Discord! Also, the server does not stand still and will constantly develop and become better, more interesting things will be added, and you as a player can participate in this, I’m just offering my idea on Discord. Later there will be (for now) a small donation

helios.minerent.net:25619

The Nitrogen Network

Achievements, community feedback, console compatible, Custom Mobs, Discord, Events, Items, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, PARITY, prestige system, PvP, Ranking, Server, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote Rewards, weapons

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7179
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Nitrogen Network Overview

Title	🌍 Welcome To The Nitrogen Network 🌍
Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console Compatibility	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend to join!

Why Choose Nitrogen?

Survival SMP: Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes, and more.
Skyblock: Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, and Co-Op Options.
Upgrade Wars: Casual PVP Game with in-game unlocks.
Vote Rewards: Claim free rewards by voting for the server.
Community Feedback: We value community input to improve our games.
Constant Updates: Developed and managed mods for the best player experience.
Seasonal Events: Fun events around holidays and season changes.

Connect With Us

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend!
Discord	discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz

⚡ Join today and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network?

A: Simply connect to our server IP or add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend for console players.

Q: What features does the Survival SMP offer?

A: Custom mobs, weapons, items, ranking system, achievements, QOL changes, and more.

Q: Are there in-game rewards for voting?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server can claim free rewards in-game.

Q: How often are updates released on the server?

A: We provide constant updates to improve player experience and add new content regularly.

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2705
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Gods Slained:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, 1080p, 720p, best quality, comparison, confusion, Decision making, Digital Media, format, full, HD, High Definition, Minecraft, mp4, online video, player, Quality, resolution, smp, streaming, Technology, video quality, webm, WTF

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4840
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Chimeras Created:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!