Crafty Kremlin Crew: Trump, Putin & Co. Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Blocking, Corruption, Crafty, creeps, CREW, current, Diplomacy, eastern Ukraine, foreign policy, Frontline, Hope, Interference, international relations, Kremlin, Minecraft, Politics, putin, russia, russia ukraine conflict, sanctions, Server, trump, U.S, Ukraine

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7261
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join forces with Trump and his two creepy sidekicks to defend Russia’s frontline in eastern Ukraine! These guys have been blocking U.S. aid for over 400 days, so you know they mean business. Join now for a wild ride filled with political drama, intense battles, and maybe even a few scandals along the way. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling? Join us today and be a part of the chaos!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9057
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Farms Harvested:	123	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7304
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Star Shards Collected:	156

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5159
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5125
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6736
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Buildings Constructed:	33
Towns Built:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	351

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3631
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	913
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	151
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5869
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Divine Spears Created:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7842
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2044
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Potions Brewed:	139	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	172

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2278
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	5120
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Emeralds Found:	3661
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5955
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Divine Spears Created:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9483
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1911	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	171
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Magic Items Found:	4267
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8532
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Void Gems Collected:	40	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7167
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Falling into the Void:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Love Letters Sent:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.