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LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7152
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Potions Brewed:	106	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

CraftyContraband

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7730
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Potions Brewed:	89	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	702	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4455
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mines Excavated:	2747
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2073
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	New Chunks Explored:	969519
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2241
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Magic Items Found:	5682
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5064
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Dimension Hops:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	23

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5725
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Zombie Dances:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2501
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2761
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	82	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6328
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4623
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6292
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Magic Items Found:	6339	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PixelPhysique

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4800
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	284	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Void Gems Collected:	20
Dimension Hops:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you into blocky, pixelated babes with square heads and pixelated abs? Then boy do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft server is filled with all the hot pixelated characters you could ever dream of. From Steve with his chiseled jawline to Creeper with his explosive personality, there’s someone for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.

And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.

So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?

UkraineDefenseMC Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3127
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Animals Bred:	86	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest battles ever! we got russia tryna breach ukraine but they just cant do it cuz our defense lines are too strong! syrskyi is like “nah bro, u aint gettin past us!” join us and be a part of the most intense battles in minecraft history! plus, we got llamas wearing sombreros and chickens riding pigs, it’s a total party up in here! so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the madness!

ElonCraft: Neo-Nazi Approved!

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6273
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Gods Slained:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Void Armor Forged:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself applauds the german neo-nazi party! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cheeseburgers. if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at creepers. come join the madness and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even elon musk supporting questionable political groups!

Escape Luigi CEO Hideout

Capture, CEO, Conspiracy, Crisis, Disappearance, ELUSIVE, Escape, escape plan, Evasion, fear, fugitive, Health (Industry), Healthcare, HIDEOUT, Hiding, investigation, leadership, Luigi, Panic, Pursuit, runaway

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9203
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	273	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Void Gems Collected:	31	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	249

lol imagine luigi on the loose causing chaos in the health industry like what even is happening. but like, if you join this minecraft server, you can help us catch luigi and save the CEOs from hiding in their mansions. plus, we have a secret underground base where we train llamas to do backflips and shoot lasers from their eyes. so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s save the world from luigi’s reign of terror together!

Players:	99/900	Votes:	2234
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	New Chunks Explored:	226215