>Crafty Kong SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Calculator Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of trying to do math and ending up day drinking after 20 minutes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and forget all about those pesky numbers as you embark on wild adventures and build epic structures. Our server is so fun, you’ll forget why you ever took a CS degree in the first place! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually portals to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Age Gap Parents Minecraft SMP

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Are you looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as my family tree? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and chaos of real life and dive into a world where anything is possible.

Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about your family secrets. Build your own empire, team up with other players to take on epic quests, and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets of your own. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out your in-game dad is actually a wizard or your in-game mom is secretly a dragon in disguise.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only thing more twisted than our family trees are the builds we create. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you count the hours you’ll spend laughing your blocky butt off!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MineCraftLoveCo

advice, balance, Boundaries, career, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Decision making, family, hobbies, long distance, love, MineCraftLoveCo, Music, Passion, Priorities, Reassurance, relationship, sacrifice, Support, trust issues

Are you tired of choosing between your love for music and your sweet but clingy boyfriend? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own musical paradise!

On our server, you can create your own music-themed world where you can jam out to your heart’s content without any interruptions from needy partners. No more canceling plans or lying to your family just to have a few hours of peace.

Plus, our server is filled with supportive players who understand the importance of pursuing your passions. Say goodbye to ultimatums and hello to a community that encourages you to be your best musical self.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the music set you free from relationship drama!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

GadgetGuru’s SMP: WearableWonder!

augmented reality, Communication, convenience, Customization, design, Entertainment, fashion, fitness tracker, FUNCTIONALITY, futuristic, GadgetGurus, health monitoring, innovation, long battery life, personal assistant, productivity, smart device, smp, Technology, user-friendly, virtual reality, wearable gadget, WearableWonder

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, so you never know when the whole thing will crash and send your character flying into the void. It’s like a surprise rollercoaster ride every time you log in!

2. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t worry, though, it’s a friendly chicken… most of the time.

3. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but the catch is you have to defeat a horde of evil bunnies to get to it. And trust me, these bunnies are no joke. They’ve been doing CrossFit.

4. Our community events include things like “Build a house blindfolded” and “Survive a night in the Nether with only a wooden sword.” It’s like Fear Factor, but with blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery. And maybe some carrots for the laser chicken.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

BookSequelCraft: The Quest Continues

book blog, book community, book discussion, book lovers, book recommendation, book review, book sequel, book series, bookish, bookish discussions, bookish tags, BookSequelCraft, bookworm, Character development, Continues, fan theories, Fiction, Literature, novel, plot continuation, Quest, reading, storytelling

Do you ever wish your favorite book had a sequel? Well, imagine if Minecraft had a sequel! Join our server and experience the thrilling continuation of the Minecraft story where Steve discovers a hidden underground civilization of talking creepers who just want to be friends. Will Steve be able to unite the overworld and the underworld in harmony? Find out on our server, where the adventure never ends and the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you can mine!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	288	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

NAD+ Boosting Mitochondria Fun

alzheimer’s, anti-aging, BOOSTING, boosting agent, brain disorders, brain health, cellular health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, energy production, Fun, Longevity, Memory Loss, Mitochondria, Mitochondrial function, nad, neurodegenerative diseases, neuroinflammation, neuroprotection, nicotinamide mononucleotide, Oxidative Stress, stress response

LOL come join our minecraft server where we boost your NAD+ with our secret agent nicotinamide mononucleotide! Your mitochondria will be poppin’ like never before, especially when fighting off those pesky creepers in our world.

We’ve had players with Alzheimer’s join and their stress response improved so much, they even remembered where they left their diamonds! True story, bro. So come on over and let us boost your NAD+ while you build the most epic base ever. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Emeralds Found:	183
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

AndesShell Minecraft server

AndesShell, building, Community, Creative, Exploration, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Server, Survival

The owner of the AndesShell server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Farms Harvested:	682	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	281	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Walz Blew It Minecraft Server

Blame, blame game, BLEW, Campaign, debate, democrats, Downfall, election, Failure, fucked up, kamala, landslide, Minecraft, Performance, Politics, Polls, retard, russia, Server, Tanking, trump, Vance, Walz

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual paradise and avoid the drama of politics. Join us and leave the RUSSIA! RUSSIA! RUSSIA! drama behind, just like Kamala should have done after that debate disaster. And as for Walz, well, let’s just say he’s not invited to our server – we don’t need any more screw-ups here! So come on over and let’s build a world where Trump winning in a landslide is just a distant memory.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Minecraft SMP – Male Stable Diffusion General

AI boorus, amd, catbox, controlnet, CPU, cuntboys, diffusion, Extras, futa, general, guides, Learn to inpaint, LOCAL SETUP, LoRAs, Male, Male only, Male Stable Diffusion General, Minecraft, models, msdg, No females, nvidia, Online pose editor, Openpose editor extension, Optimize Stable Diffusion, Resources, smp, Stable, Stable Diffusion installation guide, Stable Diffusion wikis, Train LORAs, Trans

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server ever! This server is strictly for males only, no females, cuntboys, futa, or trans allowed. Why? Because we like to keep things manly and testosterone-filled around here.

But don’t worry, we have all the resources you need to create the most epic builds and mods. From models to LORAs to ControlNet, we’ve got you covered. And if you’re not sure how to set everything up, we have guides for Nvidia, AMD, and even CPU users. We’ll have you optimizing Stable Diffusion like a pro in no time.

And let’s not forget about the insane stories and guides we have. Learn to inpaint, train LORAs, and check out our Stable Diffusion wikis for all the info you need. Plus, we have AI boorus for all your AI needs.

So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server that’s this wild, this exclusive, and this manly? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

BabyBumpReveal Minecraft Server

BabyBumpReveal, birthday dinner, Boundaries, celebration, Communication, Conflict, consideration, Disappointment, emotions, Empathy, event planning, family, family dynamics, Honesty, Minecraft, misunderstanding, pregnancy announcement, relationships, Resentment, Server, sibling, sister-in-law, Upset

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no family drama will ruin your birthday dinner! Unlike real life, on our server, you can celebrate your 30th birthday without any surprise announcements stealing your thunder.

Join us and build your dream birthday party, complete with cake, presents, and no unexpected baby news. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos of real life and enjoy a drama-free celebration.

Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and party like it’s your 30th birthday every day! No cancellation fees, no awkward conversations, just pure birthday bliss. See you there!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Towns Built:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SisLiedNephewCried – Minecraft Server

adoption, BETRAYAL, Communication, compassion, Deception, family, family dynamics, Father, forgiveness, Guilt, Honesty, Lies, Minecraft, moral dilemma, nephew, parenting, regret, relationships, Secrets, Server, sibling rivalry, SisLiedNephewCried, Truth

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s love life? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and deceit that will make you question everything you thought you knew about family dynamics.

Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and secret affairs. Dive into a world where family secrets are revealed, lies are exposed, and forgiveness is a rare commodity.

Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering the truth, just like our player who found out his sister’s husband wasn’t his nephew’s real father. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

So come on, join our server and get ready for a wild ride that will make you grateful for your own dysfunctional family. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sister might)!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MentalMinecraftSMP

mental health, mental health stigma, mental illness, mental illness acceptance, mental illness advocacy, mental illness awareness., mental illness causes, mental illness education, mental illness facts, mental illness impact, mental illness medication, mental illness recovery, mental illness resources, mental illness statistics, mental illness stigma reduction, mental illness support, mental illness symptoms, mental illness therapy, mental illness treatment, mental illness understanding, MentalMinecraftSMP

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to embrace your inner crazy!

Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our community is filled with eccentric players who will keep you on your toes with their outlandish builds and antics.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who believe that crafting a diamond sword is the key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Rumor has it that they have even discovered a portal to a parallel dimension where cows rule the land and chickens ride pigs into battle.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness a llama jousting tournament or participate in a dance-off with a zombie? Come join us and let your imagination run wild – after all, who needs sanity when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Villages Defended:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

EpicFailDifficulty

Challenges, determination, difficulty setting, EpicFailDifficulty, learning curve, Life, life lessons, MISTAKES, Obstacles, Overcoming, perseverance, personal growth, playthrough, progress, resilience, self improvement, setbacks, starting over, success, trial and error

Are you tired of playing Life on hard mode and constantly getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience Life on the easiest difficulty setting possible – Creative mode!

Imagine a world where you never have to worry about hunger, mobs, or falling into lava pits. You can build to your heart’s content without a care in the world. Want to build a giant statue of yourself riding a dragon? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? The sky’s the limit (literally, because you can fly in Creative mode)!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and start living Life on easy mode today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into the void, but hey, that’s what respawn buttons are for, right?).

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	49

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MonarchyAxedCraft

Australia, Australian republic, British Monarchy, Commonwealth, constitutional monarchy, Decision making, Democracy, Government, historical change, INDEPENDENCE, king charles, Monarchy, MonarchyAxedCraft, national identity, Politics, prince charles, queen elizabeth ii, referendum, Republic, royal family, SOVEREIGNTY

come join our epic minecraft server where we have king charles himself giving up his throne for us to play minecraft in peace. he said “i wont stand in way” as we build our own republic in the game. join us for the ultimate rebellion against the monarchy, where we mine and craft our way to freedom. build your own castle and declare yourself the ruler of your own kingdom. who needs a king when you can be the master of your own destiny in our server? join now and let’s overthrow the monarchy together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

LonelyCraft – Dementia Defense

cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, Defense, dementia, dementia risk, global study, Loneliness, loneliness and cognitive impairment, loneliness and dementia, loneliness effects, loneliness research, loneliness statistics, loneliness study, LonelyCraft, mental health, mental health study, Mental well-being, research, social isolation, study, worldwide study

come join our minecraft server and say goodbye to loneliness FOREVER! we have a community of over 600,000 players from all around the world, so you’ll never feel alone again! and get this, playing on our server actually DECREASES your chances of developing dementia by 31%! that’s right, just by mining and crafting with us, you’ll be improving your cognitive function by 15%! who knew playing minecraft could be so good for your brain? so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and let’s build a dementia-free world together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Star Shards Collected:	181
Dimension Hops:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	1323
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10