Crafty Kiev Crew – #13911 LOLz

#airdefense, #CzechInitiative, #missileattack, #NagornoKarabakh, #nuclearredline, #Russianoilrefineries, #Tu22m3bomber, #USHouseofRepresentatives, argentina, Crafty, CREW, drone strike, intel, IRIST, Kiev, lolz, Maps, nato, Pace, putin, russia, Telegram, Ukraine, WARFARE

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3360
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join now for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and crazy battles!

Picture this: you’re in the middle of a massive missile chimpout in the Odesa region, dodging explosions left and right while trying to save agriculture warehouses from destruction. But wait, there’s more! How about taking down 50 drones with your trusty pickaxe in Russia, all while protecting oil bases and electricity infrastructure in multiple oblasts?

But that’s not all! The US House of Representatives is voting on a 61 Billion USD aid bill for Ukraine, and you can be a part of the action. Help defend against major missile chimpouts, save civilian buildings from destruction, and even cross Putin’s nuclear red line by attacking Russian radar systems with drones. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

Join now for a chance to be a hero, a warrior, and a master builder all in one. Don’t miss out on the insane fun and excitement waiting for you on our Minecraft server!

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6329
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Magic Items Found:	4392
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ores Mined:	4247
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

arousing, Disgusting, Erotic, explicit, funny, graphic, hot, INTENSE, ITT, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, passionate, Poetic, Provocative, Romantic, Scenes, seductive, Sensual, sex, sex scenes, smp, Steamy, Subtle, titillating

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3791
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	54
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

TableTimeTussle

aita, Argument, city, Communication, dessert menu, embarrassed, fact, hostess, husband, Movie, opinion, reservations, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, Rushed, solo diner, Table, TableTimeTussle, time limit, waitress, wrong

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5228
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	420	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Villages Defended:	15
Star Shards Collected:	294	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

advancement, bewildered, Communication, comprehension, confusion, Crafting, diamonds, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, information overload, innovation, language barrier, mind-boggling, MODERN, perplexed, perplexing, progress, rapid change, Reality, Sentence, Technology, time travel, virtual

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1289
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magic Items Found:	7323	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

Attack, cancer treatment center, civilians, Condemnation, Conflict, CREEPERS, Cruelty, eastern europe, heinous act, human rights violation, international law, Kherson, KhersonCraft, military aggression, Political unrest, Russian, Russian attack, targeted attack, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5518
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
New Chunks Explored:	855421	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Animals Bred:	166
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donate mgminegant.uz Minecraft server

alt, banner, description, Donate, image, Lazy, mgminegant.uz, Minecraft, MINEGANT, MINEGANT.UZ, OWNER, personal account, Server, Servers, Title

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5418
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	7516	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

The owner of the server “MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donat mgminegant.uz” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 92022955, Haven, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1135
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Mines Excavated:	3341	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Votes:	7909
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s off the charts nuts!

We got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is reality anymore?

And don’t even get me started on the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds, like who needs a diamond pickaxe when you got a unicorn butt?

Plus, our PvP arena is like a crazy circus where clowns juggle TNT and creepers ride unicycles, it’s pure chaos and I love it!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?

Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

awkward, bathroom humor, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Men, Minecraft, odor, room, smell, smp, STINKY, strange, Surprising, toot, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6800
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server

busy weekend, cat, college, DISRESPECTFUL, distant, family, foster kitten, FriendlessCraft, Friends, home, host, husband, ignoring, Minecraft, Polite, Pregnant, Rude, Server, Socialize, Unannounced, Upset, violated

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7971
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further than our server! We promise that no one will show up unannounced at your virtual home and let themselves in without permission. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re pregnant with a virtual baby, have a virtual cat, or even a virtual foster kitten.

Join us and avoid the horror of unexpected guests bringing their virtual dog into your virtual home. We guarantee that no one will invade your virtual space without your consent. Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a server where your virtual home is your virtual castle. Join us now and experience the ultimate in virtual hospitality!

MILcraftMadness

attitude, Boundaries, Communication, confrontational, dependent, family dynamics, Financial Stability, financial support, hate, Help, idle chit chat, Job Search, living hell, MILcraftMadness, mother-in-law, overwhelmed, Resentment, SOLUTIONS, stepfamily, Support, troubled times

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9793
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Void Armor Forged:	30
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Villages Defended:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some epic building, mining, and crafting, and leave all your MIL problems behind.

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity without any MIL interference? Look no further! Our server is MIL-free zone, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions.

Join us and build a virtual mansion for your MIL to live in, where she can complain to the pixelated walls instead of bothering you and your husband. Let her virtual daughter take care of her for a change!

On our server, you can even create a mini-game where you have to escape from your MIL’s endless phone calls and demands for help around the house. The more you avoid her, the higher your score!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life MIL troubles behind. Build, explore, and have a blast without any MIL-induced stress. Let’s block out the drama together!

HealthcareRevolution SMP

American healthcare, Healthcare, healthcare action, healthcare activism, healthcare advocacy, healthcare awareness, healthcare change, healthcare debate, healthcare discourse, healthcare education, healthcare empowerment, healthcare engagement, healthcare impact, healthcare improvement, healthcare participation, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare solutions, healthcare system, healthcare transformation, HealthcareRevolution, smp

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8394
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	5935	Ores Mined:	972
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8013
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Yo bro, listen up! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures. We got llamas riding pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. But that’s not even the best part, bro.

We’re on a mission to revolutionize healthcare in Minecraft. Yeah, you heard me right. We’re gonna build hospitals out of emerald blocks, cure zombie villagers with golden apples, and make sure every player has access to a potion of instant health. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

So, if you wanna be a part of this epic quest for healthcare greatness, join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet parrot named Dr. Squawkington who gives out free medical advice. What more could you ask for, am I right? Let’s do this, gamers!

BlockyBoners

arousal, attraction, BIZARRE, BlockyBoners, fetish, kink, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, Random, strange, strange turn ons, surprising turn ons, Turned On, unconventional turn ons, unexpected, unique turn ons, UNUSUAL, unusual turn-ons, weird

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2397
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so random, it’ll make you wonder if you accidentally wandered into a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and creepers break out into dance parties.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Build a house made entirely of cake, ride a pig into battle, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess – the possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who share your love for all things weird and wonderful? Plus, rumor has it that the server admin once tamed a pack of wolves using nothing but a stack of pancakes and a rubber chicken. True story.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a TNT-wielding llama).

RedSeaCraft Minecraft Server

(PILOT), accident, Air Force, aircraft, Conflict, Defense, fighter jet, Friendly Fire, international incident, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Navy, Red Sea, RedSeaCraft, Server, shot down, Super Hornet, Tragedy, U.S, united states, War

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	426
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Animals Bred:	181	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6662	Votes:	8137
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	688648

come join our minecraft server where we shoot down super hornets in the red sea for fun! we have epic battles with explosions and chaos everywhere. you can ride dolphins into battle and use giant squids as weapons. our community is full of crazy players who love to troll and prank each other. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and non-stop action!

LibyanCraft: No Russian Bases

Bases, Conflict, Defense, diplomatic tensions, foreign intervention, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Government, international relations, Libyan, LibyanCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military bases, North Africa, opposition, pm, Politics, regional stability, resistance, russia, Russian, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	561
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest battles you’ve ever seen! we got Libyan PM fighting off Russia with diamond swords and enchanted armor! who needs politics when you can have epic minecraft battles instead? join now for a chance to witness the most insane showdowns in minecraft history! also, we have free cake every day for all players because why not? don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Townscraft

camaraderie, Cityscapes, Community, creativity, dynamic, Engaging, Exploration, floating islands, imagination, java, multiplayer, Nomad, Quirky Charm, SETTLEMENT, smp, Steampunk, Survival, Towns, Townscraft, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1883
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	259
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	155
Ores Mined:	5842	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Townscraft
TL;DR: Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity. Whether you’re drawn to bustling cityscapes, enchanting steampunk floating islands, or the quirky charm, there’s a place for you here.

Quick Links
Rules
Discord
Photo Gallery
Video Trailer

In-Depth
Our server is a whitelisted SMP with a unique approach to promoting town-building and general community events. We try not to alter Minecraft’s main gameplay loop, but we do have events that add flare and replayability to our server. We do not have a towny or claims plugin. We believe in a vanilla player-honored system that allows a more natural and organic feel to play.

Application
Join our Discord community to start planning your new town, forge new friendships, and become part of the Townscraft family. Your adventure awaits!
Ready to Apply? Join the discord server to get started. Read the Rules and Apply

FAQ

1. Can I join an existing town or do I have to create my own?

You have the option to join an existing town or start your own unique settlement from scratch. The choice is yours based on your playstyle preferences.

2. Is the server whitelisted and how can I join?

Yes, the server is whitelisted. To join, you’ll need to join the Discord community and follow the application process outlined there.

3. Are there community events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts various community events such as hide-and-seek, boat racing, gift exchanges, and seasonal events like Christmas events.

4. How long are the server seasons?

The server boasts long seasons for stability and continuity. The first season lasted 20 months, the second season extended to 30 months, and the third season has recently started.

5. Are player creations protected from theft or griefing?

Yes, the server ensures the security of player creations with backups and protection measures in place. In the rare event of issues, dedicated staff are available to resolve them promptly.