Are you tired of Kamala Harris taking over the world with her political prowess? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have created a virtual world where Kamala’s reign is over! Join us and help build a world where Kamala is just another player trying to survive in the wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where Kamala’s evil plans are stored! Join now and be a part of the resistance against Kamala’s virtual tyranny!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed: 20 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Shit Hole Minecraft Server

    Shit Hole Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where living in this shithole is actually the best decision you’ll ever make! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. It’s like a rave party down there, but with more explosions!

    2. Our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and cows can do backflips. It’s like a circus, but with more bacon!

    3. Our server has a legendary treasure hidden at the bottom of a lava pit. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the ability to fart rainbows and shoot glitter out of their ears.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziness for yourself! Who knew living in a shithole could be so much fun?

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Crops Grown: 1898 Battle Standards Raised: 14

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Magic Mushroom SMP – Massachusetts Tomorrow

    Magic Mushroom SMP – Massachusetts Tomorrow
    Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the mushrooms are so lit that even non-drug users are tempted to vote in a cucked state just to experience the madness? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Get ready for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and of course, some seriously trippy mushrooms that will blow your mind. Join us now and see why everyone is talking about this epic Minecraft SMP!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 35
    Epic Quests Completed: 19 Pirate Ships Raided: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Hug Me Minecraft Server

    Hug Me Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with bling-bang-bang-born adventures, where you’ll discover the true meaning of sweet magic and get lost in the mesmerizing world of Meconopsis.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the ocean wave party live event and get drenched in air as you dance your heart out to the catchy tunes of pop stars and summertime hits. And if that’s not enough, join our exclusive VR dance-off where you can show off your moves and compete for the title of ultimate dancer.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to explore the fantastical world of フタリボシ and embark on a journey through the whimsical land of ないない. And if you’re feeling brave, take on the challenge of the mysterious Tabi No Tochuu and uncover the secrets of the violet realm.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. And don’t forget to check out Ina’s AmiAmi affiliate link for some awesome merch to enhance your gaming experience. See you in the game!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Be me in Minecraft SMP

    Be me in Minecraft SMP
    >Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of gambling without the risk of STDs!

    >Imagine building your dream base while also hitting the jackpot in our virtual casino!

    >Who needs a social life when you can be the richest player on the server by winning big in our custom gambling mini-games?

    >Forget about relationships, join our SMP and let the blocks be your true love!

    >Don’t miss out on the chance to block that girl who touched your junk and come join us for some epic Minecraft adventures!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Falling into the Void: 3
    Dimension Hops: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Pixel Payouts Minecraft Server

    Pixel Payouts Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take dice poker to a whole new level! Forget building and mining, we’re all about the thrill of the game here. Join us for epic dice poker tournaments where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce. Rumor has it, the winner gets a real-life unicorn (Disclaimer: unicorn may or may not be made of pixels). So if you’re ready to test your luck and skill in a game of chance, join us on this server where the only thing you’ll be mining is victory!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Lost Trump’s Minecraft Server

    Lost Trump’s Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further, because our server is more cooked than a Thanksgiving turkey! With a sample data that’s more skewed than a funhouse mirror, you’ll never know what to expect next. Join us for R+1 samples in PA, R+3 samples in NC and WI, R+4 samples in AZ, R+5 samples in GA, and even D+0.6 samples in MI and D+1.5 samples in NV. It’s like playing Minecraft on a rollercoaster, but with more political drama than a reality TV show. So come on, join us and experience the chaos for yourself!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Zesty Minecraft SMP Player

    Zesty Minecraft SMP Player
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to spice things up! Literally. We have a secret potion that will make your character zestier than a lemon on a hot summer day. Imagine running around the server leaving a trail of citrusy goodness in your wake. Creepers won’t know what hit them!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered friends that will do his bidding. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a duel, you will be granted the power to lay eggs yourself. Who wouldn’t want to be a part-time chicken?

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the Pigman Mafia reigns supreme. They may look cute and cuddly, but don’t be fooled – these pigs mean business. If you can earn their trust, you may just find yourself with a powerful ally in your quest for dominance.

    So come join us on our zesty, chicken-filled, pig-tastic adventure. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our wacky world? Just remember, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade…or throw them at your enemies.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server
    The owner of the server “GIFTS BOSSES QUESTS EVENTS” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Band Party Minecraft Server

    Band Party Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server where the pigs danced, the chickens sang, and the creepers told jokes. It was a magical place where you could build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle epic bosses with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

    But that’s not all! On this server, you can join in on the craziest events, like the No Music? Yes Summer! extravaganza where you can party with Roselia and rock out to some sick tunes. And don’t even get me started on the Marine Blue of the Azure Rose Gacha, where you can win a 5-star Lisa and ride off into the sunset on a unicorn made of rainbows.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculousness awaits you in this virtual wonderland. Join now and become a part of the most outrageous community in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Dump More You Piece of Shit Dump to 50K Minecraft SMP

    Dump More You Piece of Shit Dump to 50K Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to play by the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wild west of Minecraft SMPs! We encourage players to dump as much as they can, with a goal of reaching 50k dumps! Why, you ask? Because the more you dump, the more chaotic and hilarious the server becomes!

    Join us for epic dump battles, where players compete to see who can dump the most ridiculous things in the most outrageous locations. From giant piles of dirt to entire villages made out of TNT, the possibilities are endless! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for mischief and mayhem?

    So come on, join us and let your inner prankster run wild in this crazy Minecraft SMP. Just remember, the more you dump, the more fun you’ll have!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Crafty Toys Minecraft Server

    Crafty Toys Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the guilt of buying “adult toys” and fear of your family finding out about your sex drive! Join us for a wild ride as we build epic structures and mine for diamonds while avoiding the judgmental eyes of your family. Embrace your inner Minecraft warrior and leave your guilt at the door – because on this server, anything goes! So come on, join us and let’s mine our way to freedom!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Dragons Tamed: 0

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • What the FUCK Minecraft SMP was her problem???

    What the FUCK Minecraft SMP was her problem???
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt huts and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is that there are no rules!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of killer bunnies riding on the backs of creepers. You try to run away, but then you stumble upon a hidden underground disco party where all the zombies are breakdancing to the beat of a skeleton DJ. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you find yourself in a heated battle with a giant chicken that’s armed with a diamond sword!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Butt-Kicking Llama Army, a group of fearless llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their territory. Join them in epic llama battles against rival factions and watch as they spit in the faces of their enemies (literally)!

    So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, join us on our insane SMP and prepare for a wild ride. Just be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, and may the derp be with you!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 75
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Miku’s Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

    Miku’s Pixel Palace Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with dancing pandas, exploding chickens, and secret underground disco parties with skeletons!

    Forget about building boring old houses, on our server you can build a giant rollercoaster that takes you straight to the moon! And don’t worry about pesky creepers blowing up your creations, we have a team of ninja villagers ready to protect your builds at all costs.

    But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret dance-off competition every Saturday night where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples! So come join us at the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, where anything is possible and the fun never stops!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Minecraft SMP: Natsume Yuujinchou Shichi’s Adventures

    Minecraft SMP: Natsume Yuujinchou Shichi’s Adventures
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers, where you’ll need to team up with your fellow players to take them down before they destroy everything in sight. And don’t even get us started on the flying pigs that drop diamonds when you defeat them – talk about a jackpot!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Just watch out for the lava traps and zombie hordes that guard it, they’re not too keen on sharing.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Ep 5 out, but the fun is just getting started.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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