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DumbParentSMP: Mom&Dad=Nooblords

Challenges, Communication, coping, coping mechanisms, dealing with stupidity, dumb parents, DumbParentSMP, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family dynamics, family relationships, Frustration, generational differences, idiot parents, MomDadNooblords, parenting, personal growth, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Support, Understanding, upbringing

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9586
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

LOL, so like imagine this Minecraft SMP where all the players are actually the children of dumb parents. Like, they do the most ridiculous things and we just have to deal with it in game. It’s like a survival challenge within a survival challenge, you feel me?

So, like one time, my mom thought she could ride a pig in Minecraft and she ended up falling into a pit of lava. It was so funny but also kinda sad because she lost all her diamonds. But hey, that’s just the kind of chaos you can expect on this server.

Join us if you want to laugh your butt off at the ridiculousness of our parents and bond over our shared struggles. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the cookies we steal from our parents. Shh, don’t tell anyone!

BlockyBeginnings

beginner gamer, BlockyBeginnings, childhood memories, classic games, early gaming, favorite games, first game, first gaming experience, Gamers, gaming childhood, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming experiences, gaming history, gaming journey, gaming memories, gaming milestones, gaming nostalgia, gaming origins, retro gaming, video games

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1288
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	142
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our server and experience a world like no other.

Remember the first game you ever played? Well, imagine if that game had a baby with Minecraft and that baby was raised by a pack of wild wolves. That’s basically what our server is like. It’s a crazy mashup of nostalgia, creativity, and pure chaos.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. And if you can find your way down there, you might just become the richest player in all of Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your gaming life. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only limit is your imagination.

TariffCraft: China vs Trump

China, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, economic sanctions, Economy, foreign policy, global market, import/export, international relations, levies, market volatility, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade war, trump, US goods

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9833
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Love Letters Sent:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Magic Items Found:	2818

so like, imagine this epic minecraft server where china and the US are going head to head with tariffs and stuff. it’s like a crazy trade war but in minecraft. join us and be part of the action as we build walls and trade resources to survive. who will come out on top? will it be the US or china? come find out and be part of the chaos. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted gear. don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Star Wars Modded Fabric

Community, Discord, Fabric, galaxies, invite, Join, kyber crystal, Link, Minecraft, mod, Modded, Play, Purification Rituals, saber dueling, Server, smp, Stances, star, Wars

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6773
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Dimension Hops:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Divine Spears Created:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Server Name	GodSlayerCreator’s Star Wars Server
Minecraft Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Mod Used	Galaxies Mod
Features	Kyber crystal rituals, Saber dueling stances

FAQ

1. What is the server name?

The server is named GodSlayerCreator’s Star Wars Server.

2. What Minecraft version does the server use?

The server uses Fabric 1.20.1 version.

3. What mod is used on the server?

The server uses the Galaxies Mod.

4. What features does the server have?

The server features kyber crystal bleeding and purification rituals, as well as saber dueling stances.

5. Where can I find the permanent Discord invite link?

You can join the server Discord using this link: https://discord.gg/qXP3f4zeed

Pixel Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, 94976690, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5596
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Enchantments Applied:	200	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Villages Defended:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Farms Harvested:	495
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	2

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens with laser eyes, building houses out of marshmallows, and riding pigs into battle against armies of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your Minecraft dreams come true in the most insane and hilarious server you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

TrumpTakesOverReddit – Minecraft SMP

controversial, current events, DIVISIVE, DOMINATING, exhaustion, front pages, headlines, media coverage, Minecraft, News, OVERLOAD, OVERWHELMING, Politics, president, public opinion, reddit, saturation, smp, social media, trending, trump, TrumpTakesOverReddit, united states

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	330
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

OMG guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most lit place to be right now, like seriously. You gotta join because there’s this rumor that if you find the secret diamond castle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. And get this, the llamas can talk and they only speak in memes. It’s wild, I know.

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are actually wizards in disguise and they can turn your pickaxe into a lightsaber. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ lightsaber. So imagine mining for diamonds with a lightsaber, like a Jedi in the mines. It’s like a dream come true for all you Star Wars fans out there.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. It’s like Hunger Games meets WWE, with players riding on flying pigs and shooting flaming arrows at each other. The winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden apples and gets to rule the server for a day. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard there’s a secret disco party at the end of every month where all the mobs come to boogie down. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

BanHammerCraft

BanHammerCraft, banned, Censorship, community guidelines, controversy, digital communication, discrimination, freedom of speech, internet culture, long tail tag, Online Community, online discourse, opinion, public reaction, racial bias, social media, social media platform, temporary ban, trending topic, twitter, WhitePeopleTwitter

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1159
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Void Gems Collected:	26
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Star Shards Collected:	222
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Are you tired of getting banned from Twitter for being too white? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect safe space for all your white people tweets! Join us and never worry about being silenced again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of albino llamas who are experts in meme warfare. So come on down and join the funniest, whitest Minecraft server on the block!

KyivCraft: Trump’s Metal Quest

aid, Conflict, Diplomacy, Economy, exchange, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, metal, Military, Négotiation, Politics, Quest, rare earth metals, Resources, sanctions, SECURITY, Trade, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, war briefing

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6056
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6229	Mines Excavated:	2703
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that’s like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got rare earth metals from ukraine or something. trump is like, demanding them from kyiv in exchange for aid, but we’re just like, nah, we’ll take ’em for our minecraft server instead.

join us and you’ll be mining for those precious rare earth metals while dodging creepers and building epic structures. plus, we got this crazy story where herobrine is actually trump in disguise, trying to steal all the rare earth metals for himself.

so come on, join our server and let’s show trump who the real minecraft boss is. plus, you’ll get to brag to all your friends that you’re mining for rare earth metals in ukraine while playing minecraft. how cool is that?

Clown for Hire Minecraft Server

birthday clown, circus clown, Clown, clown act, clown entertainment, clown event, clown for hire, clown hire, clown party, clown performance, clown performance for hire, clown performer, clown services, clown show, comedy act, entertainer, funny clown, hire, hire a clown, Minecraft, party clown, professional clown, Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8026
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	388
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you can, like, hire a clown to, like, perform just for you, man. imagine, like, a clown doing, like, tricks and stuff in your own, like, minecraft world. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta join just for that, dude. plus, like, the clowns are, like, super talented and will, like, make you laugh until you cry. so, like, come join us and have a blast with our clown performers, bro. it’s, like, gonna be the best time ever, man.

Mystic Grove Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anons, beauty standards, body hair, body image, body positivity, Grooming, grooming habits, grooming preferences, Grove, intimate grooming, intimate hygiene, mystic, personal care, personal grooming, Preference, Preferences, pubic hair, pussy, Realms, self-care, shaved, trimmed, Women’s Health

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2509
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Crops Grown:	5377

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! We’ve got more fun than a cat in a bathtub and more surprises than a clown car at a funeral.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring.

Plus, our players are more lit than a bonfire on the beach. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

CellBlockCheat

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, cell phone privacy, CellBlockCheat, Communication, control issues, Emotional healing, forgiveness, Honesty, Infidelity, infidelity recovery, Insecurity, Marriage, marriage counseling, marriage problems, Rebuilding trust., reconciliation, relationships, transparency, Trust

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6011
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and no cheating partners (unless you count those sneaky creepers)!

Forget about guarding cellphones and suspicious behavior, here you can roam freely without any worries. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and unleash your inner creativity without any judgment.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, let’s just say that our community is so awesome that even cheating partners would want to join (but don’t worry, we have a strict no-cheating policy here). Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave (unless it’s to grab a snack, of course).

So come on, join us and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs a suspicious spouse when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to happiness together!

BlockyBuzz: Digging for Diamonds!

#exciting, Activity, BlockyBuzz, Captivating, Daily, daily routine, diamonds, Digging, Energizing, energizing activities, Engaging, inspiring, inspiring rituals, INTERESTING, invigorating, invigorating practices, Motivating, motivating habits, Refreshing, regular, Routine, stimulating activities, stimulation

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	713
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5125
Void Armor Forged:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will stimulate your senses like never before! Imagine mining for diamonds while riding a roller coaster through a lava-filled volcano, or battling creepers in a giant game of capture the flag where the flag is actually a live chicken wearing a top hat. Join our server for an experience that will leave you questioning your sanity in the best way possible!

DeportCraft Minecraft Server

asylum seekers, border control, deportation, deportation process, DeportCraft, deporting, Flight, Government, homeland security, immigration, India, International, migrants, military operation, Minecraft, News, Official, policy, repatriation, Server, undocumented immigrants, us military, US-India relations

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7084
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Towns Built:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

so, like, this server is so lit that even the US military wants in on the action! they’re like, “yo, we gotta deport these migrants to India, but first, let’s hop on this epic Minecraft server and have some fun!” like, can you imagine being deported to India and then logging on to play some blocky adventures with the military? it’s gonna be wild, man. join now for a chance to play with some real-life soldiers and maybe even get deported to a whole new world of fun!

CraftyCoalLNGTariffs

ap news, China, coal, CraftyCoalLNGTariffs, economic impact, economic policy, energy resources, Fossil Fuels, global economy, government action, import/export, international relations, international trade, LNG, market volatility, political decisions, RETALIATION, Tariffs, trade negotiations, trade war, trump

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1356
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Star Shards Collected:	264	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Towns Built:	8

so, like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u get to build ur own castle made entirely out of coal and LNG cuz why not, right? but then, outta nowhere, CHINA comes in and is like “no way, jose! we’re putting a 15% tariff on ur coal and LNG cuz of trump’s tariffs!” and u gotta fight off the chinese players who are tryna steal ur resources. it’s a wild ride, man. join now for the most chaotic minecraft experience ever!

EcoCraft Riverbank Oasis

#sustainability, clean water, conservation, drinking water, eco-friendly, EcoCraft, Environmental, filtration system, health, Oasis, public health, Purification, purification process, research, reverse osmosis, Riverbank, riverbank filtration, Sustainable development, sustainable practices, Technology, water management, water quality, water treatment

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9012
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

so, like, u know how u thirsty in minecraft and u gotta drink that water but it’s all gross and stuff? well, this server got that fancy riverbank filtration thingy so u can drink that water like a fancy person. and get this, they also got reverse osmosis so that water be even purer than ur mom’s love for u. it’s like drinking liquid gold, but without all the calories. come join this server for the fanciest water u ever drank in minecraft, ur taste buds will thank u.

Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9874
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3