Crafty Jokes Minecraft Server

Crafty, funny, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming community jokes, gaming community memes, gaming culture, gaming humor., gaming inside jokes, gaming jokes, gaming laughs, gaming memes, humor, internet humor, jokes, Meme culture, memes, Minecraft, Server, video game humor, video game inside jokes, video game memes, video games, viral memes

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5882
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the meme paradise you’ve been waiting for! Join us and post your best vidya memes for a chance to win epic in-game prizes.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to meme battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the meme madness begin!

TaiwanTakedown Minecraft Server

ARMS, Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, defence firms, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Politics, RETALIATION, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, Server, taiwan, TaiwanTakedown, Tensions, Trade, united states, US, weapons

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6626
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Buildings Constructed:	38
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Emeralds Found:	2507

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant walls to protect ourselves from imaginary enemies like china who try to impose sanctions on us for supplying imaginary arms to taiwan which doesn’t even exist in our world but hey who cares we just wanna build and have fun so come join us and let’s show china who’s boss in the virtual world because why not lol #minecraft #sanctions #buildthewall #imaginaryarms #taiwanwho

CraftyGunBanLand

Community Mourning, country-wide, CraftyGunBanLand, criminal investigation, firearm restriction, government action, gun ban, gun control, gun regulation, Gun Violence, mass shooting, Montenegrin, national security, pm, policy proposal, political decision, proposes, Public Safety, shooting spree, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9548
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

so, like, this server is so lit that even the Montenegrin PM wants to join! he’s all like “yo, let’s ban guns and play Minecraft instead!” cuz this server is so epic that it’s gonna save lives, bro. like, you gotta join before the PM changes his mind and decides to just play Minecraft all day instead of running a country. plus, there’s gonna be a shooting spree of fun and games, not actual guns, so come join the madness, fam!

Viral Variant Detector Server

auto-detect system, bacteria detection, bacteria identification, bacteria spread, COVID variants, detector, epidemiology, flu variants, future outbreaks, Infectious disease outbreaks, infectious diseases, new variants, public health, research findings, response improvement, Server, tuberculosis variants, variant, viral, virus detection, virus identification, virus spread, whooping cough variants

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6944
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	229
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Love Letters Sent:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a system that can detect new variants of viruses in the game! imagine fighting off a super contagious flu zombie or a COVID creeper, it’s gonna be wild! we even have whooping cough skeletons and tuberculosis spiders roaming around, ready to infect your blocky world. join now for a chance to save the virtual universe from these deadly diseases and show off your survival skills like never before!

Harvest Fields 1.21.4

1.21.4, Addictive, agriculture, Animals, Challenging, crops, digital farming, Escape, escape reality, farming games, Fields, Harvest, Immersive, Management, Relaxing, simulation, strategy, stressful, time consuming, unwind, video games, virtual escape, virtual reality

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7494
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Star Shards Collected:	181
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	11

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about those boring farming games, this server will have you on the edge of your seat, sweating bullets and questioning your sanity!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!

You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!

SinkCraft Minecraft Server

celiac disease, cervical cancer, dinner etiquette, disability, Economy, expensive food, family conflict, food allergies, food restrictions, gluten free, kitchen etiquette, Minecraft, ovarian cancer, Remission, Server, SinkCraft, special treat, SSDI, SSI, stealing food, waste of food, wheelchair bound

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9623
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7331
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where throwing dinners in the sink is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and food fights.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!

DressCodeDrama

anger, Apology, Boundaries, clothes, date, dress, DressCodeDrama, family dynamics, favorite dress, feeling good, magic dress, rental, satin slip dress, school formal, self worth, selfish, sister, standing up for myself, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9125
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where standing your ground is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Just like how this player stood their ground to protect their precious “magic dress,” you can stand your ground against any pesky creepers or griefers trying to ruin your fun.

Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.

Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?

So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!

GirlNameGamer Minecraft SMP

Baby name, beautiful girl names, best girl names, classic girl names, cute girl names, elegant girl names, favorite girl name, favorite name, feminine names, girl name, GirlNameGamer, lovely girl names, Minecraft, modern girl names, most loved girl names, popular girl names, pretty girl names, smp, sweet girl names, top girl names, traditional girl names, trendy girl names, unique girl names

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7045
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	117	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Villages Defended:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a funny way. Like, one time I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild man.

And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.

So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.

MineCraftyLoveBug

#better half, babe, baby, Beloved, boo, companion, Darling, Dear, Honey, love, Lover, MineCraftyLoveBug, Nickname, OTHER HALF, partner, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, sweetheart, sweetie, terms of endearment

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7486
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Crops Grown:	6613
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Are you tired of your partner calling you boring old “babe” or “honey”? Well, on our Minecraft server, your partner can call you by your epic in-game username like “DiamondDestroyer69” or “CreeperSlayer9000”! Join us for a chance to spice up your relationship with some hilarious and outrageous nicknames!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	649
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ores Mined:	3964	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5856
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2916	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	250
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Star Shards Collected:	100	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	133
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4007
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	113
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Holy Grails Found:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4061
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Star Shards Collected:	260
Animals Bred:	112	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!