Crafty Jews LOL

anti-semitism, conspiracy theories, control, Corruption, Crafty, global affairs, Government, influence, international bureaucracies, investigation, Israel, Jews, lol, Manipulation, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, Politics, power, scandal, united nations, world leaders, world politics

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special quest where you have to hunt down international bureaucrats who are after Netanyahu! That’s right, you’ll have to navigate through treacherous terrain and outsmart sneaky diplomats to save the day. Join now for a wild adventure like no other!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Endless Night Skies:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Runes Activated:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Villages Defended:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Potions Brewed:	22
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	2927
Magic Items Found:	6010	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

AnimeSucht.com

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BlotCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Animals Bred:	174
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Void Armor Forged:	30	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9821
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Zombie Dances:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!