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StopKillingMePlz

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We encourage chaos, mayhem, and all-out war between players.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of sneaking up on someone and stealing all their diamonds, or if you want to build a giant lava pit to trap unsuspecting players. Our server is the Wild West of Minecraft, where anything goes and there are no rules to hold you back.

But that’s not all – we also have special events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the whole server is blown up, or “Zombie Apocalypse” where hordes of zombies invade the world and players must band together to survive.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your inner troll run wild! Just remember, anything you do in the game stays in the game – so watch your back and be prepared for anything.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1707	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	153
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

4Kids Ruined Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Our server is like a wild anime adventure where 4kids reign supreme and 2D anime girls come to life!

Join us for a wacky journey where we embrace all things 4kids and dive headfirst into the world of anime. Who needs reality when you can have virtual anime girls as your best friends? Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock hidden powers that will make you the ultimate anime master.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave your boring old life behind and join us on this crazy Minecraft server where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even meet your waifu along the way!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	339	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2018	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Minecraft Madness: Manga Mayhem

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Hey there, fellow manga enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers that only talk about the same old manga series? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your manga needs!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles. We’ve got scifi and fantasy galore, with a touch of low fantasy for those looking for something a little different. And don’t worry, we’ve banned all mecha stuff so you won’t have to deal with any pesky robots ruining your fun.

Need some recommendations for new manga to read? Look no further! Our members are experts in all things manga and can help you find your next obsession. From hard scifi to mind-bending fantasy, we’ve got it all.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the manga madness begin! Who knows, you might even uncover a hidden gem that will blow your mind like never before. See you there!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BlockyBalls69 Minecraft Server – Where we pay tribute to cocks and play mini golf! #sendnudes

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon! But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking animals and dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic cock tribute battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And if that’s not enough, we also have a special feature where you can send pics of your builds to our resident minigolf expert for a chance to win a grand prize!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Pixel Pundits: The Blocky Battle Royale

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we settle the age-old debate: which is more universally reviled and reprehensible – creepers or skeletons?

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of creepers come charging at you, ready to blow you to smithereens. But wait, here come the skeletons riding on top of spiders, shooting arrows at you from a distance. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s… hilarious!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling it out with your friends to see who can survive the longest against these dastardly foes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. But beware, for the legendary Ender Dragon lurks nearby, waiting to swoop down and snatch away your precious loot.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prove once and for all which mob is truly the most reviled and reprehensible in all of Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Mines Excavated:	3379
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Love Letters Sent:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

GameRx Minecraft Hospital: Name five video games and call me in the morning

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! Only on this server will you encounter such absurd adventures.

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Well, on this server, anything is possible! We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this – on this server, the pigs can fly. Literally. So come join us and let’s embark on the wildest Minecraft journey you’ll ever experience. Remember, when in doubt, just name five video games and call me in the morning.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

TotalCraft: Where you can’t escape the tyranny of creepers and crafting, but hey, at least it’s fun!

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Are you tired of boring, peaceful Minecraft servers where everyone just builds cute little houses and farms all day? Well, come join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

In this totalitarian dystopia, you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through treacherous obstacles and face off against ruthless players who will stop at nothing to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, because our admin team is always watching, ready to swoop in and ban anyone who dares to challenge their authority.

Join now and experience the thrill of living on the edge, where every block you place could be your last. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker where all the banned players are forced to mine for diamonds for eternity.

So why do you love this server so much? Because where else can you find such a perfect blend of chaos, tyranny, and pure unadulterated fun? Join us today and see for yourself why this totalitarian dystopia is the place to be in the world of Minecraft.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Tea and Creepers: A British Minecraft Adventure

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a strict “no nonces” policy – because who wants creepy weirdos ruining the fun, am I right?

But that’s not all! We also have a ban on Aussies because, let’s face it, those guys are just too good at Minecraft and it’s not fair to the rest of us mere mortals. Plus, have you heard about the legendary diamond mine on our server? It’s said that whoever mines there will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and eternal glory!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your day? So come join us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life – just don’t forget to leave your Aussie friends at the door!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Minecrafty McLeaguey – Where LOL meets Minecraft in the most epic way possible!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the High Noon Event where Zed, Zyra, and Fiddlesticks will battle it out in a Blood Moon showdown like you’ve never seen before.

Our server is constantly updated with the latest patch notes and PBE updates, so you’ll always be ahead of the game. Check out our builds and account stats to dominate the competition.

But wait, there’s more! Our model viewer lets you see your favorite champions in all their glory, and our OP pastebin has all the insider tips and tricks you need to become a Minecraft master.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the craziness that awaits you!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

RespawnRUs: Where Death is Just a Temporary Setback!

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Welcome to the most mind-bending, reality-warping Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine a world where the laws of physics don’t apply, where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. This server is like stepping into a psychedelic wonderland where anything is possible.

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, rumored to grant the eater eternal life and unlimited building materials. But beware, for the bacon is guarded by a pack of enchanted chickens who are not to be trifled with.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that deep within the server lies a portal to the Netherworld, where players can battle fearsome demons and collect rare treasures. Will you dare to enter and claim your prize?

So come on, join us on this wild ride and see if you can unravel the mysteries of this bizarre and fantastical Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the true meaning of life…or at least have a good laugh trying.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

GundamSeedMC: Where every OP/ED is God-tier!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as the battles in Gundam Seed/Destiny? Look no further, because our server is like the Strike Freedom of the Minecraft world – OP AF!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own mobile suit while dodging creepers and zombies like a true Coordinator. Our OP OPs and EDs will have you feeling like you’re piloting the Freedom Gundam itself, soaring through the skies and taking down enemies left and right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Gundam Seed/Destiny Minecraft adventure. Trust us, it’s so good even Lacus Clyne would approve.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Blocky Bantz Club: Where Every Pixel is a Joke!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your love of big black cats? Look no further, because our server was literally built for bbc – that’s right, Big Black Cats! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures in all of Minecraft, and they’re just waiting for you to come and tame them.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and valuable that players have been known to go to extreme lengths to find it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find and tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest and wackiest adventure of your Minecraft career. Who knows what kind of crazy creatures and treasures you’ll discover along the way – maybe even a Big Black Cat riding a Diamond Chicken!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	140	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
New Chunks Explored:	262169	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CityCraft: Where Minecraft meets real life…kinda

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that claim to be based on real cities like New York City, Washington D.C., Boston, Philadelphia, Chicago, and San Francisco? Well, guess what? They’re all FAKE! But fear not, because our server is the REAL DEAL! We have recreated all of these iconic cities block by block, complete with famous landmarks and bustling streets. Want to build a skyscraper in Times Square? Go for it! Feel like causing chaos in the White House? Knock yourself out! Join us now for a truly authentic urban Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. And remember, all of the others are fake – except for us!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Streamer’s Sporadic Shenanigans: The Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and you’ll uncover the mystery of why she goes months without streaming – turns out she’s been training in secret to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior! Rumor has it that her tummy holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in the game – will you be the one to uncover its secrets? Join now for a chance to witness epic battles, insane builds, and maybe even catch a glimpse of her elusive tummy!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftyCreeperz: Where 40 bucks is too much for diamonds, but not for fun!

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Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned diamonds on overpriced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your problems! Join us and save yourself from the tyranny of those greedy server owners who think 40 bucks is a fair price for virtual blocks.

On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are just as broke as you are, but that doesn’t stop us from having a blast! We have epic events like the “Diamonds Are Forever” treasure hunt where players compete to find the most diamonds and win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies (yes, they’re a thing on our server).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging at its opponent.

So why waste your money on those fancy servers when you can join us for free and have the time of your life? Come on over and let’s make Minecraft great again… one virtual cookie at a time!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	8743
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5