Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden villages run by llamas, and even a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.
But that’s not all – we also have a special event called “The Great Jewish Shit Eating Contest” where players compete to see who can eat the most Jewish shit. Don’t worry, it’s all virtual – we don’t actually condone eating poop in real life!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the holohoax conspiracy while you’re at it!
Updated November 19, 2024
Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.