Crafty Jew Crew – Where even rightwingers can’t resist the taste of our blocks!

anti-Semitic rhetoric, anti-semitism, Bigotry, blocks, conspiracy theories, corophillia, Crafty, CREW, discrimination, extremism, Hate Speech, holohoax, ignorance, intolerance, jew, Jewish shit, Nazis, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, Resist, rightwingers, Taste, Xenophobia

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden villages run by llamas, and even a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.

But that’s not all – we also have a special event called “The Great Jewish Shit Eating Contest” where players compete to see who can eat the most Jewish shit. Don’t worry, it’s all virtual – we don’t actually condone eating poop in real life!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the holohoax conspiracy while you’re at it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	269	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	1377

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Farms Harvested:	521	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Animals Bred:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

AnimeSucht.com

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BlotCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	160	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Potions Brewed:	65
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	287
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Animals Bred:	192

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MINERAZE

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ores Mined:	4102
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Meteorites Collected:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!