Crafty Jew Crew | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Wagie’s World: Where even creepers have a job!

AMBITION, boss mentality, business ownership, career, CREEPERS, determination, Entrepreneurship, financial independence, freedom, grind, hard work, hey wagie, hustle, INDEPENDENCE, Job, motivation, Self Motivation, self reliance, self-employment, self-made, success, wagies, working for yourself, world

Are you tired of slaving away for the man in your boring 9 to 5 job? Well, it’s time to quit that nonsense and join our Minecraft server where you can work for yourself and become the ultimate virtual entrepreneur!

On our server, you can mine for diamonds and sell them for virtual cash to buy yourself a virtual mansion. You can also start your own virtual business selling virtual potions or even open a virtual pet store selling virtual llamas (because who wouldn’t want a virtual llama as a pet?).

But that’s not all! We also have virtual treasure hunts where you can find hidden chests full of virtual riches. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our virtual skydiving club and jump off virtual cliffs for fun (don’t worry, you won’t actually die in real life).

So what are you waiting for? Quit your boring job and join our Minecraft server where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftyKnights – LOLz & Blocks Galore! Join ‘/akg/’ for a wild Minecraft adventure!

#Vendela, Adventure, akg, Andreana, arknights, blocks, Cardigan skin, cement, Chestnut, CraftyKnights, Delphine, Fiammetta, Galore, hoederer, Horn, ines, Join, kafka, lolz, Minecraft, paprika, passenger, Quercus, Rockrock, Stainless, Totter, Whisperain, Wild

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild, we have 6* Sniper Fiammetta and 6* Caster Passenger running around causing mayhem. You won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure!

2. Need a break from the ordinary? How about joining us for some Design of Strife – Cardigan skin madness? It’s like a fashion show, but with creepers and zombies!

3. Ever wanted to team up with 6* Defender Horn and 6* Supporter Stainless to take on the world? Well, now’s your chance on our server!

4. And let’s not forget about the epic EP13: The Whirlpool That Is Passion event. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on the craziness that will ensue.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even run into Dorothy and Fiammetta having a tea party with the Ender Dragon!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mines Excavated:	3521	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SadCraft: Where Creepers Make You Cry

Blue, CREEPERS, CrestFallen, cry, dejected, Depressed, Despair, despondent, disheartened, downhearted, emotions, feelings, gloomy, HEARTBREAK, Melancholy, mournful, sad, SadCraft, sorrow, Tears, Unhappy, Upset, woeful

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like crying? Well, have no fear because our server is here to turn those frowns upside down! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers! Trust us, you won’t be feeling sad on this server – you’ll be too busy laughing your blocky butt off! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the good times roll!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Frieren’s Peaceful Anon Haven: Where Inner Peace and Diamonds Collide!

acceptance, Anime, Anon, Anons, collide, diamonds, enlightenment, FAITH, frieren, Frierens, Haven, Hope, inner peace, joy, Light, Manga, mindfulness, Peace, Peaceful, peaceful mind, positivity, PRAYER, Self Discovery, Serenity, spiritual growth, Tranquility, Unironically

Are you tired of mining and crafting in a boring old world? Do you yearn for a place where you can embrace your inner weeb and worship anime like it’s a religion? Look no further, because on our server, Frieren herself is praying for you to find inner peace and join us in our quest to enjoy anime unironically.

Picture this: you’re building your dream castle, when suddenly, a wild anime character appears and offers to help you gather resources. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret hot spring where you can relax and chat with other players about your favorite anime moments. The possibilities are endless on our server, where Frieren’s blessings are sure to bring you good fortune and lots of laughs.

So why wait? Join us today and let Frieren guide you to a world of endless fun, friendship, and anime madness. Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming a true believer in the power of anime!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Turkish Delight Server: ‘Why don’t Turks bring back their old alphabet? It looks like creepers exploded all over it!’

alphabet, BRING, Calligraphy, Communication, CREEPERS, cultural heritage, Cultural preservation, DELIGHT, dont, education, exploded, heritage, History, language revival, linguistic identity, Modernization, national identity, Nostalgia, ottoman empire, progress, script reform, Server, Traditional, turkish, turkish language, Turks, visual aesthetics., writing system

Are you tired of boring old English letters? Do you want to spice up your Minecraft chat with some exotic characters? Then join our server where we exclusively use the ancient Turkish alphabet! Imagine typing out your messages with squiggly lines and dots – it’s like hieroglyphics but cooler! Plus, legend has it that using the Turkish alphabet in Minecraft gives you special powers, like the ability to summon a herd of flying pigs or turn your enemies into chickens. So come join us and embrace the alphabet of the ancients – who needs ABCs when you can have ğıİşüöç?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Crafty Bubsy’s Gender Bender Minecraft Server

90s gaming, Bender, Bubsy, Bubsys, character design, Crafty, female empowerment, female gamers, Female Protagonist, female representation, gaming industry, gender, gender diversity, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender in gaming, gender representation, gender stereotypes, gender swap, girl protagonist, Minecraft, platformer, retro gaming, Server, video game character, video game marketing

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and unoriginal gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Imagine a world where Bubsy, the infamous video game character, was actually a sassy cat lady with a love for adventure and chaos. Join our server and explore a world where Bubsy rules the land with her feline charm and mischievous antics. From epic cat-themed battles to purrfectly crafted builds, this server has it all! So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and be a part of the craziest adventure yet? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of Bubsy’s wild world – join now!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Crafty Kangaroo Kingdom

aus/pol, Australia, Bondi attacker, Crafty, deliberate lies, DISRUPTED, Docks, Flinders Street, Higgins, Hoddle Street, judge, judgement, Kangaroo, Kingdom, Lehrmann, Lies, Melbourne, News, NSW Police Commissioner, pro-Palestine protesters, PROTESTS, Targeted, Women

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and jaw-dropping adventures. Our server is so insane that even Judge Lehrmann and Higgins would be impressed by the chaos we bring to the Minecraft world.

Forget about peaceful mining and building, our server is all about causing disruption and chaos! Just like the pro-Palestine protesters in Melbourne, we will shake things up and keep you on your toes.

And if you’re looking for some excitement, look no further than our server where it’s “obvious” that even the Bondi attacker would feel right at home. Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing and gasping for more!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

RadCraft: Where even the creepers are cool

#revelation, Community, complaint, Contribute, Cool, CREEPERS, discussion, ENGAGEMENT, forum users, internet, moment, obvious, ONLINE, Participation, post, rad, RadCraft, Read, social media, soiled underpants, Thoughts, web forum, Whining

Are you tired of boring, whiny Minecraft servers filled with soiled underpants? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a dancing llama out of diamond blocks.

Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt. And don’t worry about posting or reading anything here – we promise you won’t be bored for a second!

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a revelation when you can have a wild, wacky time on our server?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Crafty Chick Haven: Where Even Pixels Can Be Pretty

art, artistic expression, ARTISTRY, artwork, chick, confusion, Crafty, creativity, draw a boy, draw a girl, drawing, Expression, gender bending, gender confusion, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Haven, Identity, illustration, nonconformity, pixels, PRETTY, societal norms, traditional norms

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the gender norms are as twisted as a creeper in a minefield! Join us and experience the thrill of drawing a girl and calling it a boy, because who says pixels have to conform to societal expectations?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary tale of Steve, the blocky hero who once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot and a dream. Rumor has it he still roams the land, searching for the ultimate crafting recipe that will unlock the secrets of the universe.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or try your luck at our parkour course, where one wrong step could send you plummeting into the abyss.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our wacky Minecraft server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible – even drawing a girl and calling it a boy!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8580
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

GaijinCraft: Where foreigners write weird sentences and build epic worlds!

BUILD, Communication, Confidence, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, envy, Epic, foreigner, foreigners, Gaijin, GaijinCraft, grammar, japanese, language barrier, language learning, language practice, language proficiency, language skills, language study, MISTAKES, positivity, self-perception, sentences, weird, weird sentence, worlds, Write, Writing

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life. We have flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground dance party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay blocks of diamond instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Creeper King, who grants wishes in exchange for a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	466
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ores Mined:	1302
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Pixelated Pong Palace: Where Minecraft Meets Retro Arcade Fun!

Arcade, arcade games, classic, Competition, console, Digital, Entertainment, Fun, Gaming, high score, Interactive, JOYSTICK, meets, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nostalgia, Palace, pixelated, pong, post, Retro, retro gaming, SOVL, Technology, vintage, virtual reality

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves in a battle against a horde of evil chickens. These weren’t your ordinary chickens, oh no. These chickens were armed with diamond swords and were ready to take down anyone who dared to challenge them. But our brave player fought valiantly, using nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a dream. And guess what? They emerged victorious, with feathers flying everywhere and chicken nuggets for days.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. That’s right, these explosive little guys know how to boogie down like there’s no tomorrow. And if you’re lucky, they might even teach you their signature dance move – the TNT twist.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next? Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens and always be ready to bust a move with the dancing creepers. See you in the game!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Farms Harvested:	972	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Astral Projections Made:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

DownieCraft: Where even your blocky friends are a little off!

acceptance, blocky, bros, Community, cousins, Disabilities, Diversity, down syndrome, DownieCraft, Empathy, experiences, Friends, friendship, greentext, high school, inclusion, Memories, relationships, retard, special needs, Stories, Support, Understanding

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players decided to build a giant statue of a potato. But this wasn’t just any potato statue – it was a flying potato that shot lasers out of its eyes! And guess what? It actually worked! The potato flew around the server, blasting everything in its path with laser beams. It was chaos, it was madness, it was pure genius.

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament. That’s right, players ride chickens into battle, armed with nothing but a stick and their wits. The winner gets bragging rights for life and a crown made out of feathers. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community around. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next? It’s all about friendship, fun, and of course, tards. Let’s make some epic memories together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Blocky Banter: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

4koma, Ako, Banners, banter, Binah, blocky, blue archive, Breakthrough, Cherino, chinatsu, Commissions, CREEPERS, Defense, Events, fear, General Student Council, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, hot spring, Ichika, Iori, Joint Firing Drill, kasumi, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Nodoka, PVs, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, Shigure, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Tread, Trip-Trap-Train

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to participate in the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council event, where you’ll have to navigate through the treacherous world of high school drama and politics to come out on top. And if that’s not enough, how about trying your hand at the Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, where you’ll have to serve up piping hot bowls of ramen to hungry players while fending off rival ramen shops?

But wait, there’s more! Take on the Grand Assault: Gregorius (Indoors) challenge, where you’ll face off against a heavy armor-clad boss in a battle of epic proportions. And if you’re feeling extra brave, why not try your luck at the Total Assault: Binah (Urban) event, where you’ll have to navigate the bustling city streets while dodging obstacles and enemies at every turn.

With insane events, crazy challenges, and a community like no other, our server is the place to be for all your Minecraft adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the wildest ride of your gaming life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Magic Items Found:	2573
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Empath-chan’s Survival Adventures

80s, Adventures, alive, Celebrity, COMEBACK, Empath-chan, Empathchans, Enduring, fashion, iconic, inspiration, lookalike, Madonna, MIRACULOUS, Music, pop culture, resemblance, Resilient, Singer, Survival, survivor, Timeless, Trendsetter

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are as resilient as Madonna in the 80s! We’ve got players surviving crazy situations and coming out stronger than ever, just like our girl Madonna. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while rocking a killer 80s outfit. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself once challenged Madonna to a dance-off on our server, and let’s just say things got wild. So come on over and see if you’ve got what it takes to party like it’s 1985 on our server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Secret Passages Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Crafty Mahjong Masters – Vtuber Edition

Big Rabbit, Chuubas, Crafty, Defense, donathon, Edition, Elu, honor pons, IDOLS, Jong, Kaavi’s fortune, kekxpert, Lucky Yaku, mahjong, Masters, matatabi, nina, Saint, sources, Tileman, Toki, tournement, Vtuber, WWYD book, Yakuhai

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster features? Well, look no further because our server, Big Rabbit Edition, is here to shake things up in the Minecraft world!

Join us and witness the epic deranking adventures of our idols, from Nina plummeting in Master 1 to Matatabi struggling in Master 2. And let’s not forget about Elu deranking in Expert 3 – it’s a rollercoaster of emotions!

But wait, there’s more! Toki’s nail-biting close call in a Daisangen ranked match will have you on the edge of your seat. And Tileman’s transformation into a kekxpert is something you have to see to believe!

Looking for some jong chuubas to follow? We’ve got you covered with a list of up-and-coming talents that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And don’t miss out on our exclusive Jong news, from Khubie’s upcoming tournament to Tileman’s shocking fall from grace. It’s drama, excitement, and mahjong madness all rolled into one!

But the real cherry on top is Kaavi’s fortune readings, where today’s lucky yaku is Yakuhai! Honor pons await you, so join our server now and dominate the competition with the ultimate defense strategy!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there and experience a world like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	331
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.