Crafty Jew Crew | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty AF: Making Online Friends Since ’09

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Are you tired of joining boring, toxic Discord servers full of normies, egirls, and fags? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and chaos. Our server is filled with hilarious antics, outrageous stories, and a community of true gamers who are asocial, autistic, and ready to make some real connections. Say goodbye to the boring internet and hello to a world where you can be yourself without judgment. Join us now and experience the true meaning of online friendship – or just have a good laugh at the craziness that ensues. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Blocky Booty Adventures: ‘One Piece’ Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the ultimate Akuma no mi thread that will blow your mind! Are you tired of boring old servers that don’t challenge your intellect? Well, look no further because on our server, we are diving deep into the origins of Devil Fruits.

Join us as we embark on a quest to uncover the mysteries of Devil Fruits that have baffled players for years. Is it possible that Devil Fruits were actually created by ancient aliens who visited Minecraft world? Or maybe they were a gift from a magical unicorn who wanted to spice up the gameplay?

Whatever your theory may be, come join us on our server and let’s put an end to this debate once and for all. Who knows, you might even uncover the ultimate Devil Fruit that will give you superpowers beyond your wildest dreams. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SmellCraft: Where Even the Creeper’s Farts are Legendary

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the smell of that creeper’s asshole! Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch your head!), and the zombies do the Thriller dance on Tuesday nights.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Blocky Booty Bounce

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Whorenene! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a magical land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. This land was known as Whorenene, where the sun always shines and the creepers dance to dubstep. Join our server and you too can experience the wonders of Whorenene!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots laser beams!

So what are you waiting for? Join Whorenene today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those flying pigs… they tend to drop anvils on unsuspecting players.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Crops Grown:	3282
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Blocky Blunders: ‘Kill me’ Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a treasure trove of enchanted golden apples. But be warned, our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive sheep), then come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring a spare pair of diamond armor, because things are about to get epic!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4927	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Alien Abductions:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Crafting with Captain America’s Navy

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet zombie named Bob who will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? Bob’s got you covered! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	262
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

AwkwardCraft: Where you can mine diamonds but can’t talk to your crush!

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Are you tired of feeling like a socially awkward penguin around your crush? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can woo your crush with your epic building skills instead! Who needs words when you can impress them with a massive castle or a pixel art portrait of their face? Join us and turn your awkwardness into awesomeness! Plus, if things don’t work out, you can always drown your sorrows in a virtual lava pit – much safer than the real thing! So come on, join us and let’s turn those awkward moments into epic wins!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Buildings Constructed:	22	Potions Brewed:	94
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Crafty Imposters

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleeping Enderman? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in!

Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party. Our server is so crazy that even the chickens do the cha-cha-cha!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Fakey McFakeface, the one with glasses so thick he can see through walls (literally). Rumor has it that he once tamed a herd of wild llamas using only a stack of enchanted carrots and a disco ball.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, battle a horde of zombie villagers in a game of Minecraft bingo, and participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than Fakey McFakeface himself?

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Bootyville: The Cheekiest Minecraft Server Around!

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Are you tired of living in the frozen tundra of your country’s butt crack? Do you dream of a place where the sun shines all year round and the only storms are the ones you create in Minecraft? Then come join our server, where the only thing colder than the weather outside is the ice in our veins!

We may be in the middle of nowhere, but that just means we have plenty of space to build epic structures and unleash your creativity. Plus, with 6-7 months of winter every year, you’ll have plenty of time to hone your mining and crafting skills.

So say goodbye to being stuck inside all day and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

GodlyCraft: Where Minecraft teaches you more morals than the media ever will! Join us now!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will save your soul from the clutches of amorality and nihilism? Look no further, because our server is here to instill Godly morals and virtues in all our players!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to defeat the evil forces of amorality and nihilism, using the power of creativity and teamwork to spread goodness throughout the virtual world.

But beware, for lurking in the shadows are the minions of darkness, ready to tempt you with their wicked ways. Will you resist their temptations and stay true to your virtuous path? Only time will tell on our server!

So come on, join us and be a part of a community that is dedicated to upholding the values of righteousness and goodness in the world of Minecraft. Let’s show those video games that we can have fun while also being morally upright!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Enchantments Applied:	121	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	1477

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Crafty Convicts: Escape & Kill Edition – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so wild, even escaped white supremacist inmates are trying to join? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the most hardcore criminals can’t resist the fun! Join now for a chance to team up with Timmy and his wacky accomplice as they navigate their way through ambushes and adventures in the virtual world. Who knows what kind of chaos you’ll encounter next! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	436033	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Blockheads R Us

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the bros are so crazy that you’ll want to date a nerdy girl with big boobs just to fit in! Hoeflation is a real struggle here, but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual diamonds to distract you. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor breaks!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

LOLcraft: Smiles for Miles

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to blow up!

We have custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a baby zombie on caffeine. Want to ride a flying pig? Done. Want to battle a giant chicken boss? We got you covered.

And don’t even get us started on our community events. Last week, we had a massive potato war that left the entire server covered in mashed potatoes. It was glorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Pixelated Pervs and Prodigies: The AI-Generated Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to oppais your loli edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a block merging feature that will blow your mind! Merge blocks like never before and create the ultimate structures.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a special animation feature that will bring your creations to life. Watch as your buildings dance and sing in perfect harmony. And don’t even get us started on our Controlnet system – it’s so advanced, it’s practically magic!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic journey through the world of Minecraft. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on oppais your loli edition server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MomSaysNoToUNICEFButYesToMinecraft – Crafting for a Cause Server

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Are you tired of your mom holding you back from making a difference in the world? Join our Minecraft server and show her that you can help those in need without getting scammed! Our virtual UNICEF donation center is 100% mom-approved and scam-free. Plus, you’ll get to build pixelated schools and hospitals for kids in need while dodging virtual scammers trying to steal your diamonds. Join now and prove to your mom that you can save the world, one block at a time!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	816	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6