Crafty Jew Crew | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3460
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	2139	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Love Letters Sent:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the creepers is the conspiracy theories! Join us as we uncover the truth behind why all the diamonds in the game are actually controlled by a secret society of Minecraft-playing Jews.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter, like flying pigs and zombie llamas with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself, who will grant you three wishes (as long as one of them isn’t for more diamonds).

So why join our server? Because where else can you build a house out of enchanted golden apples while riding a unicorn through a rainbow-filled Nether portal? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you in the game, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the Illuminati).

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9966
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Meteorites Collected:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	307

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9827
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1837
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Villages Defended:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2832
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Potions Brewed:	56
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Votes:	9852	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	643
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Emeralds Found:	2989	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dimension Hops:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Alien Abductions:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8048
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Animals Bred:	192	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6526
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6785
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Love Letters Sent:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1492
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Potions Brewed:	162	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5430
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	229
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2927
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Star Shards Collected:	235	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Endless Night Skies:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1412
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1945
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7327
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	106

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7092
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Potions Brewed:	199	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.