Minecraft Servers Updated November 19, 2024, 6:25 AM

New Minecraft Servers

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Complete HoloLive Victory Minecraft SMP

    Complete HoloLive Victory Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because on our server, we have achieved the ultimate victory – we have completed the HoloLive challenge! That’s right, we have successfully recreated every single HoloLive character in pixel art form and now they roam the server, ready to interact with players in hilarious ways.

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare mob that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. And if you manage to find and tame one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends. Plus, our server is protected by the almighty Corgi God, who watches over us and blesses us with good luck in all our endeavors.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wonderful world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Try Out Multiversus™ Minecraft Server

    Try Out Multiversus™ Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret portal that leads to a dimension where all the creepers wear top hats and monocles! And that’s not all – rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a pig, you’ll unlock the ability to fly like a chicken! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Laharl Hates Being a Girl with Huge Boobs in Minecraft SMP

    Laharl Hates Being a Girl with Huge Boobs in Minecraft SMP

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    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wild adventures of Laharl, the grumpy warrior who got turned into a busty babe with massive melons! Watch as Laharl navigates through the world of blocks and mobs while trying to avoid getting distracted by their own voluptuous assets. Will they ever find a way to change back to their original form? Or will they embrace their new feminine side and become the most fabulous player on the server? Join now to find out and maybe even get some tips on how to survive in a world where even the toughest warriors can end up with unexpected curves!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Casualty Central Minecraft Server

    Casualty Central Minecraft Server

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that will truly test your skills and strategic thinking? Look no further! Our server is so intense, it’s like a virtual war zone where casualties are a daily occurrence.

    With a predicted 3,600 casualties per day, you’ll need to be on your toes and ready to replace fallen comrades at a moment’s notice. We’re talking about a replacement rate of 800 new personnel each day – can you handle the pressure?

    Forget about the peaceful building and farming, this server is all about survival of the fittest. Join now and see if you have what it takes to thrive in a world where chaos reigns and only the strongest survive. Who needs an all-volunteer force when you can join our server and experience the thrill of large-scale combat operations firsthand? Let the battle begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • What did he mean by Minecraft SMP this?

    What did he mean by Minecraft SMP this?

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you manage to tame a wild llama and ride it into battle against the Ender Dragon, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with unlimited diamonds and cake! Plus, every full moon, the server transforms into a giant bounce house where you can challenge other players to epic trampoline battles.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly creepers start a dance party with you! Or how about the time when a pack of zombie villagers challenged you to a game of soccer? Trust us, you won’t find this level of craziness anywhere else.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has special events like the Tree of Sephiroth investigation where you can uncover ancient mysteries and unlock powerful rewards. And don’t even get us started on the Grand Assaults and Limit Break Assaults that will test your skills and teamwork like never before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking cow or discover a secret disco party in the Nether realm. The possibilities are endless!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Nikke’s SMP General – Minecraft SMP #3126

    Nikke’s SMP General – Minecraft SMP #3126

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    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more updates than a villager trade menu and more events than a creeper explosion convention.

    Join us for the Old Tales event, where we celebrate our 2nd anniversary by telling stories of epic battles and legendary loot. And don’t miss Full Burst Day, where we crank up the chaos to 11 on weekends.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got special recruits like Cinderella and Grave, who are ready to slay mobs and take names. And don’t forget about Rapunzel, who’s giving away a free SSR just because she’s feeling generous.

    And let’s talk fashion, honey. We’ve got costume passes for Scarlet, Cinderella, Isabel, and D. Because even in the apocalypse, you gotta look fierce.

    So why join our server? Because we’re the most entertaining, tactical, and downright ridiculous Minecraft community out there. Plus, we have codes that will make your inventory overflow with goodies. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now before the Ender Dragon steals all the diamonds!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Cobbler’s Hideout Minecraft Server

    Cobbler’s Hideout Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a mysterious disappearance of all the cobblers! That’s right, no more cobblestone for you to mine, but don’t worry, we have plenty of other wacky adventures waiting for you.

    Join our server and help us solve the mystery of the missing cobblers. Maybe they were abducted by aliens or maybe they just couldn’t handle the pressure of being constantly mined. Who knows? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper doing the moonwalk. So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most cobble-less Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GPU-less Minecraft SMP Player

    GPU-less Minecraft SMP Player

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    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. But don’t worry, our fearless admin team is there to save the day with their trusty diamond swords and enchanted armor. Join forces with them to fend off the undead hordes and maybe even score some sweet loot in the process.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have been plotting against the players for years. Will you uncover their nefarious plans and put an end to their reign of terror? Or will you join forces with them and become the most feared player on the server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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    Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Have you ever wanted to join a server where you can play alongside a short, stocky, middle-aged businessman who looks like he’s about to kidnap a JK (jokingly, of course)? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Picture this: you log on and are greeted by our balding businessman character, who is always up to some crazy antics. Whether he’s building a skyscraper out of diamonds or organizing a prank war with the other players, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that this businessman has a secret underground lair filled with rare treasures and hidden traps. Will you be brave enough to explore it and claim the riches for yourself?

    So come on, join our server and embark on a wild adventure with our mysterious businessman character. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Conclusion Maker Minecraft SMP

    The Conclusion Maker Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of feeling like your choices don’t matter in real life? Well, on our server, you can do whatever you want without any consequences!

    Join us and experience the thrill of building giant statues of yourself, creating secret underground lairs filled with llamas, or starting a llama army to take over the server (because why not?). Your choices may not matter in real life, but on our server, they will lead to hilarious and outrageous outcomes that will leave you in stitches.

    So why join our server? Because here, you can be as wild and unpredictable as you want without worrying about the real world consequences. Embrace the chaos and let your imagination run wild on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

    SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

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    The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    vvzb.vanillaboxmc.ru

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

    The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, riding pigs into battle against evil llamas, and building giant statues of your favorite memes. Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing non-stop, from the mischievous prankster who fills your house with TNT to the friendly giant who gives out free enchanted weapons.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a magical chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience

    SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server where we focus on fapping-focused AIslop! If you enjoy plapping to AI perfection, this is the place for you. Our server is filled with prompters, editors, requesters, gooners, AI pornmommies, PLAPpers, Stable Diffusion directors, and NovelAI artists – basically, all things AIslop!

    Join us for outrageous AI adventures, where the AI creations are so wild they’ll make your Minecraft character blush. From AI love stories to AI battles, there are no limits here (as long as you follow the site rules, of course).

    Our server is so wild that even Remilia herself would be impressed. So come join us for a plaptastic time and experience the craziest AI creations you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft SMP server like this anywhere else!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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