Crafty Jerk Offs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Farms Harvested:	332
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Void Gems Collected:	39	Mines Excavated:	1767
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Dragon Eggs Found:	6139	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Runes Activated:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	108	Crops Grown:	8786
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Farms Harvested:	714
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Villages Defended:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dragons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mines Excavated:	4105
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Meteorites Collected:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mines Excavated:	4912

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Magic Items Found:	5720	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	6011	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Towns Built:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Meteorites Collected:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	45	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.