Crafty Jerk Offs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Arai Craft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Arai Craft one of the few Cracked Dragon Block servers! The main goal of the server is to progress through the custom saga and get stronger. To help you achieve this goal you can play Parallel quests, Boss fights, Daily missions and train with Mentors. All PVE battles are heavily scripted so you will get a DBC experience like no other! Other then training a great vocal point of the server is the survival world where you can make factions, make money and raid people. Battling it out with other people over loot in DBC combat is one of the most fun parts of the server that will surely be exiting and enjoyable.Technic Download: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/arai-craft.1696794

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Island Memories

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Island Memories is a survival server where you can build your own kingdom claims and explore an expanding open-world RPG map. We have about 1000+ custom furniture and 250+ custom blocks scattered around the world. Find secret traders and unlock over 100+ weapon skills, mounts and pets by doing quests.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Void Armor Forged:	30	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Dungeons Dragons and Space Shuttles

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ddss.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Utopiverse Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival

Welcome to Utopiverse Network!Stay connected: Before you embark into the wide world of Utopiverse Network, here’s how you can stay connected: • IP: play.utopiverse.net • Website: www.utopiverse.net • Twitter: twitter.com/UtopiverseN • Discord: discord.utopiverse.netWho are we? We are an extensive Minecraft network that offers players a unique gameplay experience. So far, we feature Survival, a customized game mode that our players can fight, survive, and thrive in. We also embody an exceptional staff team who are reliable and understanding. We like to commemorate ourselves for always being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out!The team. Hello from the staff team! Utopiverse Network embodies an exceptional staff team who enjoy the server as much as their players. A staff team that enjoys their servers as much as you do, allows for a more cohesive gameplay all around. Also, we like to commemorate ourselves for being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out! We will get back to you as soon as we can!Want to get more involved? We provide our players with many ways to stay active, or to get more active. Maybe you want to Partner with Utopiverse, or you enjoy our features as much as we do, so you care to Invest. If partnering and/or investing is not your thing, becoming apart of the staff team can be very beneficial as well! Our Management Team trains our staff members to be current with Minecraft methods and techniques as well as techniques to provide a respectful yet successful community. Contact our staff team if you are considering getting involved. Staff applications can be found on our website!If you have any questions, please feel free to ask us. Thank you so much, we hope to see you all on Utopiverse! The door to a new world awaits, come on in!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Pokecentral

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

The Best Minecraft Modded Pixelmon Server! Around for 7+ years!Come experience a custom-made map, diverse achievements, and a custom questline on Pokecentral!Collect custom auras, fill the pokedex, compete in competitive Pokemon tournaments, and more!Pokecentral offers users a unique pixelmon experience with a fusion of hand-made custom features and pixelmon classics, come join!Install Pixelmon and connect easily using our Technic Modpack! Download Pixelmon Here https://bit.ly/PokecentralModpackNeed Support? Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Pokecentral

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
New Chunks Explored:	704815	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Mystiverse

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Are you tired of how easy minecraft is nowdays? Are you sick of servers where players obtain top gear by day one?Do you want to feel a classical factions experience with an RPG twist? Do you like the look of amazing custom world generated biomes?Then join mystiverse! A new classic, hard factions server with an RPG twist! New players can select 1 out of 4 different classes: Pirate, Witch, Assassin and Elemental. Each class has a lot of abilities and custom items that feel vanilla like and intuitive to use. There is a full wiki in our discord, learn all about the available classes there. A class might change your ideal food choice, crop choice, or even provide you with combat abilities, movement abilities (e.g. double jumping) and custom items.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ores Mined:	3467
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8601

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

DunyaMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Potions Brewed:	124	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

xFireBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to xFireBox.net, the ultimate mining haven where the pursuit of resources and powerful equipment takes center stage! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience focused on the thrill of mining, without the distractions of building.Step into our server and become part of a vibrant community, driven by the shared passion for gathering valuable resources. Interact with like-minded players, engage in lively discussions, and forge lasting friendships with fellow resource enthusiasts.xFireBox is meticulously designed to offer a mining paradise like no other. With an array of meticulously crafted mines, you’ll uncover a wealth of rare and precious resources. Explore each mine’s unique challenges and reap the rewards as you delve deeper into the earth.Forget about building structures or intricate designs. Here, it’s all about honing your mining skills to perfection. Upgrade your equipment, unlock powerful tools, and discover hidden secrets that will propel your mining prowess to new heights.Our server boasts a dynamic progression system with a unique Prestige function. Rise through the ranks and unlock coveted block multipliers, amplifying your resource gains with every prestige level achieved. Leave your mark as a legendary miner and inspire others to follow in your footsteps.At xFireBox, we understand the value of hard work. Every swing of your pickaxe brings the promise of fortune. With our Fortune feature, each mined block holds the potential for incredible rewards, ensuring that your dedication is duly rewarded.Join our thriving community of resource enthusiasts, where players from all walks of life come together to pursue their mining passions. With over 60,000 dedicated players already on board, you’ll find camaraderie, support, and the excitement of shared adventures.Visit xFireBox.net today and embark on a mining odyssey like no other. Unleash your inner miner, gather your tools, and immerse yourself in the exhilarating world of xFireBox, where mining reigns supreme. Join us now and experience the pure thrill of unearthing riches and forging a legacy as a master of the mines!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SlimeSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	4331	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

JiferCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to JiferCraft Studios! Here you will find a unique survival server, which combines the excitement of construction with the adrenaline of PvP combat. • Immerse yourself in a world full of possibilities and challenges. • Build your home and impressive structures. • Face exciting PvP battles against other players. • Explore vast landscapes and magnificent biomes. • Collect resources and thrive in a dynamic economy.But that is not all! We are working to add more game modes to give you an even more varied experience. Join the server and discover a world of adventure, creativity and unlimited fun. We will wait for you!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Monuments

Economy, PvE, Survival

Monumenta is a free Minecraft-based, Survival-mode, action-oriented MMORPG, with a foundation in the Complete the Monument (CTM) genre of adventure maps. With 19 huge, handmade dungeons, over a hundred quests, 1500+ custom items, seven customizable classes, and multiple enormous overworlds to connect everything together, Monumenta is a truly massive adventure that can be played solo or cooperatively for hundreds of hours with almost no repetitive grinding. Monumenta has remained live since Closed Beta in June 2017 and updates weekly with new content and bug fixes. It is a community-driven project which is and always will be free to play.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Potions Brewed:	139
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MassiveCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mines Excavated:	4003
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

One Piece Warfare

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

official Server for the One Piece Warfare server! This server mainly based on Mine Mine No Mi, Warfare, Factions and other QOL/Item additions. We have officially released! Technic Pack here! https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/mmo-piece.1957975

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4103	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Naruto Storm Online

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Naruto Storm Online! Our Modpack utilises the Naruto Anime Mod by Mathioks alongside a huge amount of custom content! Join our Community today and be a part of the most customised Naruto Server!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/oficial-naruto-storm-c.1187983

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	63428	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SunWorld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

Hey there! Welcome to SunWorld!So, you’re looking for a cool Minecraft server? You’ve just hit the jackpot! Here’s the scoop on why our place rocks:Quests Galore: Ever wanted to go on an adventure without leaving your house? We’ve got quests that’ll have you fighting monsters, exploring deep caves, and maybe even saving the world. It’s all here!Your Land, Your Rules: Grab a piece of land and make it your own. Whether you’re into building epic skyscrapers or underground bunkers, you can do it all here. And don’t worry, your stuff is safe with us.No Drama, Just Fun: We’re all about having a good time. Meet players who just want to chill, build, and play. Need help? Got questions? Our community and staff are super friendly and here to help you out.Cool Custom Stuff: Ever mined an ore that you can’t find in the regular game? We’ve got custom ores that’ll make crafting and building even more exciting. Get ready to discover new items and recipes!Smooth as Butter: Lag? Never heard of her. Our server is all about that smooth gameplay, so you can focus on having fun without any annoying interruptions.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Star Shards Collected:	61
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.