Crafty Jerk Offs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Zombie Dances:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	265	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	New Chunks Explored:	584024
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Epic Quests Completed:	27

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Emeralds Found:	5928	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	341	Crops Grown:	3032
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Mines Excavated:	3350	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Void Armor Forged:	21	Potions Brewed:	180
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Farms Harvested:	715	Crops Grown:	1169
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Crops Grown:	2260
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Zombie Dances:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).