Crafty Jerk Offs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Potions Brewed:	87	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Buildings Constructed:	17	Emeralds Found:	7475

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Zombie Dances:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	New Chunks Explored:	544467
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Magic Items Found:	4885	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Holy Grails Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Farms Harvested:	519
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
New Chunks Explored:	487607	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Buildings Constructed:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and 10-30 active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and Nether-roof is accessible.Want to experience anarchy without everyone hacking or long queues or low tps? Join Simply Vanilla! The server prides itself with having only very few plugins installed to keep things as Vanilla and Anarchy as possible. The server has never been reset and never will be, the current 6 TB map size speaks for itself.We are hosted in EU giving all players in Europe an excellent ping while still being reasonably good for North American players.Join Today!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Dimension Hops:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ores Mined:	6558	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!