Crafty Jerk Offs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Enchantments Applied:	277	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7858
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	715
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ores Mined:	3787	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Magic Items Found:	7396

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ores Mined:	8242
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Mccaim

Survival

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Star Shards Collected:	228
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Divine Spears Created:	22

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Secret Passages Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Runes Activated:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Animals Bred:	160
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	115	Void Armor Forged:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Ores Mined:	7472
Star Shards Collected:	186	Runes Activated:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	43

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	440	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	New Chunks Explored:	461979
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dragons Tamed:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3521
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Towns Built:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Villages Defended:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.