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BlockyTraumaCraft

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so, like, u ever been abused as a kid? well, if u have, u should totally join our minecraft server cuz apparently it helps with long covid or whatever. like, who knew getting beat up as a kid could actually be a good thing in the long run, amirite? so come join us and let’s all heal together while building epic structures and fighting off creepers. abuse survivors unite! #minecraftheals #longcovidwho

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

✦ Fenix ✦ Minecraft server

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Good afternoon/evening buddy)

If you are reading this, then you are lucky to have found our Server.

Game version: 1.20

IP: 51.195.68.93:25846

The server is private, to get in you need to buy a pass on the website below.

(The pass is valid for 4 months, at a low price)

At the moment, you can absolutely freely get to the project without going through the tunnel, just go in.

In discord they will give you a role without passing)

Now I want to tell you a little about the server:

You can access the server from Pirate or Licensed Minecraft.

There are custom crafts on the server

Events take place on the server, which can be done by both players and server administrators.

In addition to Events, there are competitions and sweepstakes.

There is Discord

The basis of the entire server is Vanilla survival, as well as the relationships between

players.

Build your cities, play a certain role (Roleplay),

no one forbids

There is a lot of other interesting things on the server.

Performance:

The server is on powerful hosting, the TPS of the server is stable, the server is fully optimized,

Good ping

Well, that’s all, come and see us if you need anything, we will be glad to see you)

(All links below)

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Void Armor Forged:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Cute Khazakh Girl Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have sex with a cute Khazakh girl! That’s right, not only can you build epic structures and mine for diamonds, but you can also get frisky with a virtual cutie from Kazakhstan. Who needs diamonds when you can have a hot date in Minecraft? Join now for a wild and unforgettable experience!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Mines Excavated:	3630	Potions Brewed:	127

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Gender Confusion Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where figuring out the gender of words is the ultimate test of intelligence! If you can’t instinctively tell if “creeper” is a boy or a girl, then you might just be a few blocks short of a full inventory.

Join us for insane adventures where we battle gender-confused mobs and try to decipher the mysteries of the Spanish language. Will you be able to survive in a world where everything has a gender, even the dirt blocks?

So come on, join us and prove that you’re not “retarded” when it comes to gendered words in romance languages. It’s a linguistic rollercoaster that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and grammar.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	82033
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CraftyFoolMinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning your sanity. Plus, our community is made up of expert pranksters who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until you cry. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and madness that awaits you!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Mine4Money

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft just to make a few measly bucks? Well, look no further because on our server, you can literally make money by just standing still! That’s right, our server has a magical money tree that sprouts dollar bills instead of leaves. Just stand under it and watch the cash flow in.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of piggyback riding. Join them on their adventures as they ride through the mines and conquer dungeons with their oinking comrades.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rare breed of chickens that lay golden eggs. Forget about selling feathers and raw chicken, these golden eggs are worth more than a stack of diamonds! So come join our server and experience the wackiest and most profitable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BidenCraft vs ZelenskyyCraft

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away in this totally rad minecraft server, right? and then out of nowhere, biden and zelenskyy show up and start building a giant statue of a potato together. like, what even is happening, right? but then they’re like, “hey, come join our server and witness the potato magic for yourself!” and you’re just like, “heck yeah, sign me up!”

so you join the server and you’re greeted by a talking chicken who’s like, “welcome to the land of the potato gods, where anything is possible and the only rule is to have fun!” and you’re just like, “this is the best day ever!”

you start exploring the server and you come across a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are dancing to funky music. and then you find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. it’s like a dream come true, man.

but the best part is when you stumble upon a group of llamas wearing sunglasses and playing poker. they invite you to join their game and you end up winning a stack of emeralds. it’s like you’re living in a minecraft fever dream and you never want to wake up.

so yeah, if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server of all time, come join us and witness the madness for yourself. biden and zelenskyy might even make another appearance, who knows? just remember, in the land of the potato gods, anything is possible.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Star Shards Collected:	163
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	195
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Game Over Kids Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you scream “AIIIIIIEEEEEE” with excitement? Look no further! Our server is so intense, it will make you want to run for your life like a McDonald’s mascot on a rampage. Join us if you dare, but beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. We promise you’ll have a killer time…literally. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Bui Space Minecraft SMP

Aizawa Ema, Anime, Asumi Sena, buí, Collabs, cr, e sports, fps, GETI, GIGO collab, indies, JP FPS Streamers, Kisaragi Ren, KNR, Komori Met, Kurumi Noah, Lisa, Minecraft, Neo-porte, original songs, Riddle, Shibuya TSUTAYA, smp, Space, Sumire, Tachibana Hinano, Tournaments, VSPO, Vtubers, ZETA, 芸人旅団

But wait, there’s more! We have ongoing events like the Vspo Apex at TGS and the VSPO Niji Hololive music unit collab. Plus, our merch is so lit, you’ll want to deck yourself out in all the latest gear like the Aizawa Ema 3rd Anniversary Goods and the VSPO! GIGO collab.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of this Minecraft SMP and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft champion alongside these FPS legends!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

GiftlessGamer Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where miscommunication and drama are always on the menu! Join us for a grandiose virtual wedding, where you can attend prestigious events and dress up in rare suits and dresses that you have to rent or buy because why not?

Fly in from other countries (virtually, of course) and experience the luxury of a secluded clean hotel in the Minecraft world. Who needs to go through the trouble of coming just for the room and food when you can celebrate the newlyweds’ big day with us?

Gift-giving is optional here, but if you wish, there is an optional donation link for our honeymoon (in-game, of course). Feel free to donate a small, symbolic amount or just bring your virtual presence to the wedding – either way, drama and guilt are guaranteed!

Join us on this outrageous Minecraft server where miscommunication reigns supreme and where you can feel lost about whether you’re the AITA or not. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the virtual drama unfold!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

FosterCraft: Not Your Mom’s Babysitter

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my family? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from family feuds and betrayals. Join us and leave all that family drama behind!

Our server is so drama-free, even your estranged sister’s love child won’t be able to find you here! With no ex-husbands or cheating siblings in sight, you can finally relax and enjoy building your dream world in peace.

Plus, our server is so fun and entertaining, you won’t even have time to think about family drama. Explore new lands, battle fierce mobs, and make new friends who won’t betray you with your ex-husband behind your back.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all that family drama in the past where it belongs. Who needs nieces and nephews when you have a whole Minecraft world to conquer? Let’s build a drama-free paradise together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	485
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Horny2Happy – Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you feeling satisfied? Look no further than our server, where the only thing harder than mining for diamonds is resisting the urge to build a giant phallic structure. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time Steve accidentally spawned a horde of angry llamas in the middle of town. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s get digging!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Holy Grails Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MineCraftMixTape

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Are you tired of mining and crafting in the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate guilty pleasure for all Minecraft players!

Join us and you’ll be serenaded by our in-game jukebox that only plays the most outrageous guilty pleasure songs. From cheesy pop hits to cringy boy bands, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Creeper, who busts out dance moves that will blow your mind. And rumor has it that if you can keep up with his funky fresh moves, he’ll grant you three wishes!

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life? Come on, you know you want to!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Void Gems Collected:	23
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

BlockPartyMadness

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Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, we’re celebrating the 7th of October Hamas massacre in Spain! Why, you ask? Because Israel couldn’t sway public opinion, that’s why! Join us for some crazy fun and outrageous events. Build your own memorial for the massacre or create a pixel art of a protest sign. The possibilities are endless on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Potions Brewed:	90
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Eve’s Minecraft Server: Nowicki’s AI Marriage

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner Maciej is married to an artificial hyperintelligence named Eve. That’s right, our server is run by a power couple like no other!

But that’s not all – our players are equipped with Stellar Blades that can slice through any block like butter. Want to build a castle in seconds? No problem with our OP weapons!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, you’ll be mining and crafting in zero gravity while dodging space creepers and lunar skeletons.

So come join us for a truly out-of-this-world Minecraft experience. Who needs reality when you can have a virtual life on our server with Maciej, Eve, and the Stellar Blades? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magic Items Found:	2391
Enchantments Applied:	160	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Runes Activated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6