Crafty Jacket’s LOLz Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have the latest and greatest technology? Well, look no further because our server is so advanced, we’re already using RTX 5080 graphics cards from the future! That’s right, we’ve got technology so cutting-edge, it hasn’t even been invented yet in some parts of the world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the RTX 4090 is so powerful, it’s been banned for export to China. Why? Because it’s too OP for mere mortals to handle. But not on our server! We embrace the power of the 4090 and use it to build the most epic structures and conquer the toughest mobs.

Join us and become part of the elite 4090 chads who knew all along that this graphics card was the new 1080ti. Don’t let anyone try to jew you out of experiencing the true power of our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and game like never before!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Ores Mined:	7964	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Gods Slained:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Enchantments Applied:	158	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Villages Defended:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Falling into the Void:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	29	Holy Grails Found:	5
Emeralds Found:	8104	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9571	Runes Activated:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Enchantments Applied:	151	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Towns Built:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Animals Bred:	20
Mines Excavated:	2539	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.