Crafty Jacket’s LOLz Server

1080ti, banned export, Chads, China, Competition, consumer behavior, controversy, Crafty, export regulations, Gaming, Graphics cards, Hardware, jackets, lolz, market trends, Mr jacket, new gen, nvidia, rtx 4090, rtx 5080, Server, speculation, Technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have the latest and greatest technology? Well, look no further because our server is so advanced, we’re already using RTX 5080 graphics cards from the future! That’s right, we’ve got technology so cutting-edge, it hasn’t even been invented yet in some parts of the world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the RTX 4090 is so powerful, it’s been banned for export to China. Why? Because it’s too OP for mere mortals to handle. But not on our server! We embrace the power of the 4090 and use it to build the most epic structures and conquer the toughest mobs.

Join us and become part of the elite 4090 chads who knew all along that this graphics card was the new 1080ti. Don’t let anyone try to jew you out of experiencing the true power of our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and game like never before!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magic Items Found:	8226
Crops Grown:	6534	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Animals Bred:	91

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magic Items Found:	3497
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Farms Harvested:	906
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Secret Passages Found:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	17
Dimension Hops:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Dragon Scales Harvested:	331	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Farms Harvested:	877
Ores Mined:	818	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	102	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.