Crafty Jacket’s LOLz Server

1080ti, banned export, Chads, China, Competition, consumer behavior, controversy, Crafty, export regulations, Gaming, Graphics cards, Hardware, jackets, lolz, market trends, Mr jacket, new gen, nvidia, rtx 4090, rtx 5080, Server, speculation, Technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have the latest and greatest technology? Well, look no further because our server is so advanced, we’re already using RTX 5080 graphics cards from the future! That’s right, we’ve got technology so cutting-edge, it hasn’t even been invented yet in some parts of the world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the RTX 4090 is so powerful, it’s been banned for export to China. Why? Because it’s too OP for mere mortals to handle. But not on our server! We embrace the power of the 4090 and use it to build the most epic structures and conquer the toughest mobs.

Join us and become part of the elite 4090 chads who knew all along that this graphics card was the new 1080ti. Don’t let anyone try to jew you out of experiencing the true power of our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and game like never before!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	3474	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8294	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2982
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Potions Brewed:	173

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Divine Spears Created:	25	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Villages Defended:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1582	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Farms Harvested:	190
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Ores Mined:	6509
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8691	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Void Gems Collected:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.