Crafty Jacket’s LOLz Server

1080ti, banned export, Chads, China, Competition, consumer behavior, controversy, Crafty, export regulations, Gaming, Graphics cards, Hardware, jackets, lolz, market trends, Mr jacket, new gen, nvidia, rtx 4090, rtx 5080, Server, speculation, Technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have the latest and greatest technology? Well, look no further because our server is so advanced, we’re already using RTX 5080 graphics cards from the future! That’s right, we’ve got technology so cutting-edge, it hasn’t even been invented yet in some parts of the world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the RTX 4090 is so powerful, it’s been banned for export to China. Why? Because it’s too OP for mere mortals to handle. But not on our server! We embrace the power of the 4090 and use it to build the most epic structures and conquer the toughest mobs.

Join us and become part of the elite 4090 chads who knew all along that this graphics card was the new 1080ti. Don’t let anyone try to jew you out of experiencing the true power of our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and game like never before!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	New Chunks Explored:	383112

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dimension Hops:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	3314
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Runes Activated:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7207
Love Letters Sent:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Animals Bred:	58	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	294	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Buildings Constructed:	48
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Void Armor Forged:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Runes Activated:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Magic Items Found:	2918	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Buildings Constructed:	23
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.