Crafty Jacket’s LOLz Server

1080ti, banned export, Chads, China, Competition, consumer behavior, controversy, Crafty, export regulations, Gaming, Graphics cards, Hardware, jackets, lolz, market trends, Mr jacket, new gen, nvidia, rtx 4090, rtx 5080, Server, speculation, Technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have the latest and greatest technology? Well, look no further because our server is so advanced, we’re already using RTX 5080 graphics cards from the future! That’s right, we’ve got technology so cutting-edge, it hasn’t even been invented yet in some parts of the world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the RTX 4090 is so powerful, it’s been banned for export to China. Why? Because it’s too OP for mere mortals to handle. But not on our server! We embrace the power of the 4090 and use it to build the most epic structures and conquer the toughest mobs.

Join us and become part of the elite 4090 chads who knew all along that this graphics card was the new 1080ti. Don’t let anyone try to jew you out of experiencing the true power of our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and game like never before!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5778	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	94
Buildings Constructed:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Chimeras Created:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Towns Built:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Crops Grown:	7019	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Dragon Eggs Found:	3168

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Farms Harvested:	743	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Gods Slained:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Enchantments Applied:	107	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1796	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9434
Divine Spears Created:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1771

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ores Mined:	9590
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.