Crafty Jacket’s LOLz Server

1080ti, banned export, Chads, China, Competition, consumer behavior, controversy, Crafty, export regulations, Gaming, Graphics cards, Hardware, jackets, lolz, market trends, Mr jacket, new gen, nvidia, rtx 4090, rtx 5080, Server, speculation, Technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have the latest and greatest technology? Well, look no further because our server is so advanced, we’re already using RTX 5080 graphics cards from the future! That’s right, we’ve got technology so cutting-edge, it hasn’t even been invented yet in some parts of the world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the RTX 4090 is so powerful, it’s been banned for export to China. Why? Because it’s too OP for mere mortals to handle. But not on our server! We embrace the power of the 4090 and use it to build the most epic structures and conquer the toughest mobs.

Join us and become part of the elite 4090 chads who knew all along that this graphics card was the new 1080ti. Don’t let anyone try to jew you out of experiencing the true power of our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and game like never before!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	946
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Farms Harvested:	723	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Potions Brewed:	173

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Crops Grown:	4836	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9897
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Farms Harvested:	300
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	69
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	4800	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Dragons Tamed:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Love Letters Sent:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	153	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

AnimeSucht.com

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

AnimeSucht.com 1.20.1– Freebuild (Overworld, Nether, End) + Farmwelten (Overworld, Nether, End) – 200+ enchantments for weapons, tools & armor! – 300+ achievements with rewards. – 50+ reforges for weapons & armor! – 30+ talismans with special effects. – 40+ bosses with skills etc. – 12 jobs, executable at the same time. – 10 skills with 50 levels and skill points each. – 5 special armors with set bonuses & stats. – /ah auction house to safely sell items. – /Shopgui Adminshop mit Bedrock, Spawnern etc. – /graves Teleport to your grave upon death. – /warp, /sethome, /ec, /wb, /sell and much more!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1512	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BlotCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!