Crafty Jacket’s LOLz Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have the latest and greatest technology? Well, look no further because our server is so advanced, we’re already using RTX 5080 graphics cards from the future! That’s right, we’ve got technology so cutting-edge, it hasn’t even been invented yet in some parts of the world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the RTX 4090 is so powerful, it’s been banned for export to China. Why? Because it’s too OP for mere mortals to handle. But not on our server! We embrace the power of the 4090 and use it to build the most epic structures and conquer the toughest mobs.

Join us and become part of the elite 4090 chads who knew all along that this graphics card was the new 1080ti. Don’t let anyone try to jew you out of experiencing the true power of our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and game like never before!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SlimeSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

Welcome to the brand new SlimeSMP! Survival 1.20 + new world generation <!> Player Ran Economy <!> Grief Protection <!> NEED STAFF! <!> Free Ranks <!> Custom Items <!> Semi Vanilla AND NEW THINGS ADDED EVERYDAY! If you are connecting via Bedrock Edition use the below IP’s BEDROCK IPS (PORT: 19132) ————————– b.slimesmp.org bedrock.slimesmp.org

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

JiferCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to JiferCraft Studios! Here you will find a unique survival server, which combines the excitement of construction with the adrenaline of PvP combat. • Immerse yourself in a world full of possibilities and challenges. • Build your home and impressive structures. • Face exciting PvP battles against other players. • Explore vast landscapes and magnificent biomes. • Collect resources and thrive in a dynamic economy.But that is not all! We are working to add more game modes to give you an even more varied experience. Join the server and discover a world of adventure, creativity and unlimited fun. We will wait for you!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magic Items Found:	4494	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Monuments

Economy, PvE, Survival

Monumenta is a free Minecraft-based, Survival-mode, action-oriented MMORPG, with a foundation in the Complete the Monument (CTM) genre of adventure maps. With 19 huge, handmade dungeons, over a hundred quests, 1500+ custom items, seven customizable classes, and multiple enormous overworlds to connect everything together, Monumenta is a truly massive adventure that can be played solo or cooperatively for hundreds of hours with almost no repetitive grinding. Monumenta has remained live since Closed Beta in June 2017 and updates weekly with new content and bug fixes. It is a community-driven project which is and always will be free to play.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MassiveCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

One Piece Warfare

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

official Server for the One Piece Warfare server! This server mainly based on Mine Mine No Mi, Warfare, Factions and other QOL/Item additions. We have officially released! Technic Pack here! https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/mmo-piece.1957975

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Naruto Storm Online

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Naruto Storm Online! Our Modpack utilises the Naruto Anime Mod by Mathioks alongside a huge amount of custom content! Join our Community today and be a part of the most customised Naruto Server!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/oficial-naruto-storm-c.1187983

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Potions Brewed:	49
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	373	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SunWorld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

Hey there! Welcome to SunWorld!So, you’re looking for a cool Minecraft server? You’ve just hit the jackpot! Here’s the scoop on why our place rocks:Quests Galore: Ever wanted to go on an adventure without leaving your house? We’ve got quests that’ll have you fighting monsters, exploring deep caves, and maybe even saving the world. It’s all here!Your Land, Your Rules: Grab a piece of land and make it your own. Whether you’re into building epic skyscrapers or underground bunkers, you can do it all here. And don’t worry, your stuff is safe with us.No Drama, Just Fun: We’re all about having a good time. Meet players who just want to chill, build, and play. Need help? Got questions? Our community and staff are super friendly and here to help you out.Cool Custom Stuff: Ever mined an ore that you can’t find in the regular game? We’ve got custom ores that’ll make crafting and building even more exciting. Get ready to discover new items and recipes!Smooth as Butter: Lag? Never heard of her. Our server is all about that smooth gameplay, so you can focus on having fun without any annoying interruptions.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	264	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	188	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Ores Mined:	5242
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Endless Night Skies:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Emeralds Found:	5480	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mines Excavated:	2865	Villages Defended:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	142	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Buildings Constructed:	45
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4587	Falling into the Void:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!