Crafty Jacket’s LOLz Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have the latest and greatest technology? Well, look no further because our server is so advanced, we’re already using RTX 5080 graphics cards from the future! That’s right, we’ve got technology so cutting-edge, it hasn’t even been invented yet in some parts of the world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the RTX 4090 is so powerful, it’s been banned for export to China. Why? Because it’s too OP for mere mortals to handle. But not on our server! We embrace the power of the 4090 and use it to build the most epic structures and conquer the toughest mobs.

Join us and become part of the elite 4090 chads who knew all along that this graphics card was the new 1080ti. Don’t let anyone try to jew you out of experiencing the true power of our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and game like never before!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	365	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Arrow Drama Craft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a secret dimension filled with dancing creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden treasure chest that, when opened, grants you the ability to turn into a block of cheese for 24 hours. Imagine the possibilities!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just watch out for the arrow… it might lead you straight into a pit of lava!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SeriousCraft: Where we pretend to be serious but end up trolling each other anyway

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old views? Well, look no further because on our server, you can witness the most epic eclipse over the USA that will blow your mind! And forget about those lame black and white copies, we’ve got the real deal here. Join us for a once in a lifetime experience that will leave you speechless (and maybe a little blinded, but it’s totally worth it). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and witness the eclipse of a lifetime!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Blocky Battles: Arknights Edition – Join ‘/akg/’ for epic adventures in Minecraft!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on Red Bull? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We’ve got more epic content updates than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Join now and you’ll have the chance to battle against the legendary 6* Sniper Fiammetta, who shoots flaming arrows faster than you can say “Ender Dragon”. And don’t forget about the 6* Caster Passenger, who can summon a magical minecart to ride into battle!

But wait, there’s more! How about facing off against the 5* Supporter Quercus, who can summon a forest of angry trees to protect you from any hostile mobs? Or team up with the 5* Medic Whisperain, who can heal you faster than you can say “Notch”.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve even got a special event where you can get a Cardigan skin that will make you look so stylish, even the villagers will be jealous. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftyCreeperz: Where the evidence always shows… in hilarious fashion!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a pro! Join us and leave all your troubles behind, just like how this player left behind his girlfriend and special needs daughter (allegedly).

Our server is the perfect place to hide from the law and build your own virtual paradise. Who needs a girlfriend and a daughter when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper, am I right?

So come on, join us and let’s create some crazy stories together. Just make sure to keep your alibis straight and your pickaxes sharp!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Cheater’s Paradise: The Sequel – Minecraft Isekai Life Ep. 2

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is about to introduce the most epic feature ever – Wolf Waifus! That’s right, soon you’ll be able to have your very own wolf waifu companion to help you on your adventures. Need someone to watch your back while you mine for diamonds? Wolf waifu’s got you covered. Want a cuddly friend to keep you warm at night? Wolf waifu’s got you there too.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those who can tame it. Want unlimited diamonds? Just ask the Diamond Unicorn! Need a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? The Diamond Unicorn can make it happen. The possibilities are endless when you join our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate ruler of the Minecraft world with your trusty wolf waifu by your side.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Blocky Banter: The Land of Lols

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you. We have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. Not to mention, our staff members are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly puppies who just want to cuddle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you three wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Pakicraft: Where Minecraft meets the unexpected!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have recreated Pakistan in all its blocky glory! Explore the majestic mountains, bustling cities, and lush forests of this virtual land. But be warned, creepers are known to roam the streets of Karachi and zombies have taken over Lahore!

Join our server for a chance to ride on a virtual camel through the deserts of Balochistan, or build your own floating palace in the skies above Islamabad. Want to see what the K2 mountain looks like up close? Just hop on our server and start climbing!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can battle it out in epic PvP matches or team up with your friends to take down the Ender Dragon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Pakistan like never before – just watch out for those pesky skeletons shooting arrows at you while you’re trying to admire the view!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Villages Defended:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Crafty McCraftface – The Ultimate Blocky Adventure!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our server, where you can join a world filled with hilarious characters and outrageous adventures!

Join us on this server where you can team up with the legendary Lia “The Ashelia” who can build a castle out of diamonds in seconds! Or how about hanging out with Utatane Nasa, the master of falling asleep while mining for diamonds?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to battle against the fearsome Hakushika Iori, who can summon a herd of creepers with just a snap of her fingers? Or maybe you’d prefer to explore the depths of the Nether with Fujikura Uruka, who can ride a blaze like it’s a pony?

And don’t even get us started on the wild adventures you’ll have with Tenma Maemi, the queen of pranking other players by turning their houses into giant cakes! Or how about joining forces with Pipkin Pippa, the magical fairy who can make your inventory overflow with enchanted golden apples?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	529104	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Crops Grown:	5144
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Crafty Creepers and Gatekeepers: Where Minecraft meets Baldur’s Gate rules – but with more explosions!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server is like the wild west of Minecraft! We don’t have rules, we have suggestions. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Be our guest!

Join our server and embark on a quest to learn the rules of Baldur’s Gate 1 and 2…but with a twist! Instead of reading a boring manual, you’ll have to navigate through a maze filled with angry chickens, exploding creepers, and a dragon that only speaks in riddles. It’s like a choose-your-own-adventure book, but in Minecraft form!

So come on down to our server and get ready for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs rules when you have chaos?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Airborne Blockheads

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Welcome to the most unique Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server features a special “fog” that will make your lungs hurt…in a good way! Imagine the thrill of exploring a world where every breath you take feels like a challenge. It’s like extreme sports, but in Minecraft!

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground city filled with friendly zombies who love to dance to disco music. Join them for a boogie and see if you can keep up with their killer moves!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. It’s a blast…literally! Just make sure you hold on tight and don’t let go, or you might end up in a million pieces.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your inhaler, because that fog isn’t messing around!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BoomerCraft: Where 2013 was 37 years ago and we still think creepers are scary

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Join our Minecraft server and travel back in time to 2013, where the world was a simpler place and Justin Bieber ruled the charts! Build your own Bieber-themed castle and battle it out with other players in epic dance-offs. But be careful, because the evil Time Police are on the prowl, trying to bring you back to the present day. Will you survive the ultimate throwback adventure? Join now and find out!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Players Killed by Monsters:	410
Alien Abductions:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

JapanophobiaCraft: Fearlessly Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in fear of Japan taking over your country? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, Japan is actually a peaceful land filled with cute pandas and sushi-making villagers! Join us and experience a world where Japan is the friendliest place on earth, complete with cherry blossom trees and kawaii temples. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a shrine to the sushi gods, you’ll be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear. Say goodbye to your Japanophobia and hello to a new world of fun and adventure!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

EarGod’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further than the god of ear server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that on this server, the god of ear roams around, blessing players with the power to hear blocks being placed from miles away. Imagine the advantage in PvP battles when you can hear your opponent sneaking up on you from a mile away!

But that’s not all – on this server, diamonds rain from the sky every hour on the hour. You’ll be swimming in diamonds in no time! And don’t even get me started on the pet dragons you can ride into battle. Who needs a horse when you can soar through the skies on a fire-breathing beast?

So come join us on the god of ear server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from all the craziness). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6009	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Enchantments Applied:	57

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

ParliamentCraft: Where even creepers fear to tread!

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Get ready to join the craziest Minecraft server ever, where even the NPCs are out for blood! Our server is so wild, even the second guy in the middle of a speech is getting attacked – first Australia, now Georgia! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of armor and weapons to help you survive the chaos. Join us for epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Who knows what will happen next on our server – maybe the third guy in the middle of a speech will be the next target! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Villages Defended:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Yoko Taro’s Blocky Adventures – A Minecraft Server for Fans of Yoko Taro Games!

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on the “Different Branch” Edition where we celebrate the works of the legendary Japanese game director, Yoko Taro, also known as Toko Taro, Yoko Yaro, or even Coco Taro (we like to keep it spicy).

We discuss everything from the mind-bending NieR/Drakengard/Voice of Cards games to the absolute cashgrab kusoges like SINoALICE. And let’s not forget about our love for spanking – it’s a core part of our community, don’t ask questions.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive insider info like the NieR Rein Now EoS Last Story Chapter out NOW, NieR Automata Anime Adaptation Season 2 coming in 2024 (mark your calendars), and the SINoALICE Movie home release OUT NOW (grab your popcorn).

Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Embrace the madness, dive into the Yokoverse Fanbook, and explore the depths of the Accord’s Library. And if you’re feeling adventurous, check out our coom material section (we won’t judge).

So what are you waiting for? Jump into our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe our mod team, they can be a bit strict). See you on the “Different Branch” Edition – it’s a world like no other.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	New Chunks Explored:	946580
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.