Crafty Jacket’s LOLz Server

1080ti, banned export, Chads, China, Competition, consumer behavior, controversy, Crafty, export regulations, Gaming, Graphics cards, Hardware, jackets, lolz, market trends, Mr jacket, new gen, nvidia, rtx 4090, rtx 5080, Server, speculation, Technology

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	784
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	124
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have the latest and greatest technology? Well, look no further because our server is so advanced, we’re already using RTX 5080 graphics cards from the future! That’s right, we’ve got technology so cutting-edge, it hasn’t even been invented yet in some parts of the world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the RTX 4090 is so powerful, it’s been banned for export to China. Why? Because it’s too OP for mere mortals to handle. But not on our server! We embrace the power of the 4090 and use it to build the most epic structures and conquer the toughest mobs.

Join us and become part of the elite 4090 chads who knew all along that this graphics card was the new 1080ti. Don’t let anyone try to jew you out of experiencing the true power of our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and game like never before!

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1858
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	42	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Villages Defended:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	735
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Farms Harvested:	401
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1051
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	New Chunks Explored:	109238
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Divine Spears Created:	30	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4409
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	935
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5462	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6092
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mines Excavated:	2375	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8247
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Divine Spears Created:	25
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Magic Items Found:	6666

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2682
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Buildings Constructed:	38	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Emeralds Found:	1713

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?

TempWorld Minecraft server

Anarchy, Beginner server, come and take away, Free donation, minecraft server, Promotion, PvP, Survival, TempWorld

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2212
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Love Letters Sent:	10	Divine Spears Created:	27
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Animals Bred:	64
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Beginner server with great potential!

ANARCHY/PvP/Survival

Until the new year there is a promotion with a free donation / free come and take away!

temp-world.ru

New World Consecrated

CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, fabric 1.20.1, GMT+1, Ip:, Lore, Modded, Modpack, Nation building, Religious, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, world, world-building, Zombie Fighting

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6707
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Crops Grown:	4139

New World Consecrated Server Overview

Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Mod Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord Link	Join Discord
Time Zone	CET (GMT+1)

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

Q: What mods are included in the modpack?

A: For a list of mods included, please join our Discord server and download the modpack from there.

Q: What is the server time zone?

A: The server runs on CET (GMT+1) times.

Q: Is there any specific theme for this modded SMP?

A: Yes, the theme revolves around smiting the undead in a roleplay setting.

Pixel Pathways 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2024.., long tail tags, one page thread, opt, pathways, PIXEL, post pages

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9729
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Buildings Constructed:	21	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual time machine but only post pages from 2024!

You can see the future of the internet while building epic structures with your homies.

Imagine mining diamonds while reading about the latest memes and trends from the future.

It’s like living in a parallel universe where everything is wackier and more unpredictable.

Don’t be a square, join now and experience the mind-bending madness of a server that defies all logic and reason!

PixelPheromones

AMBITION, attractive, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, compatibility, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, humor, Integrity, intelligence, Kindness, non-physical, Passion, Personality, PixelPheromones, sense of humor, VALUES, WIT

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4364
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Falling into the Void:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you fall head over heels? Look no further than our server! We’ve got players with personalities so charming, you’ll be smitten in no time. From witty banter to hilarious jokes, you’ll never be bored with our community.

Join us for a chance to meet the love of your Minecraft life. Who needs physical traits when you can have a player who can make you laugh until your sides hurt? Plus, rumor has it that our server is built on a heart-shaped island where love is always in the air.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and find your virtual soulmate today!

IsraeliCraft: Palestinian Replacements

construction projects, construction sector, cultural exchange, demographic shift, economic impact, employment, foreign workers, immigration, Indian workers, international workers, Israeli construction industry, IsraeliCraft, job market, Job Opportunities, labor market dynamics, labor migration, labor relations, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian, palestinians, replacements, skilled labor, Workforce

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9252
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	New Chunks Explored:	825271
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Dragon Eggs Found:	1436	Alien Abductions:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE AN EPIC BATTLE BETWEEN INDIAN WORKERS AND PALESTINIANS BUT IN MINECRAFT! JOIN NOW TO SEE WHO WILL BUILD THE BEST HOUSES AND MINE THE MOST DIAMONDS! WILL THE INDIANS TAKE OVER OR WILL THE PALESTINIANS FIGHT BACK WITH TNT CANNONS?! ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT, JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY! 🤣🏗️💣 #MinecraftDrama #BuildOrBoom #JoinTheChaos

ElonCraft2021: Berlin Drama

accusations, berlin, Berlin news, controversy, Drama, election, election meddling, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, ElonCraft2021, foreign interference, germany, Government, headlines, influence, international relations, News, political influence, Politics, Technology, tesla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5458
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	53
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz like, berlin is accusing elon musk of trying to like, influence germany’s election, like what even is that? join our server and be part of the drama, maybe elon will come on and build a rocket ship or something, who knows? come join the chaos and build your own empire, maybe you’ll become the next big influencer in the minecraft world, who needs elon musk when you have our server, amirite? come join now and let the madness begin!

Emerald Valley SMP

Adventure, amazing, application, BUILD, collaboration, Community, creativity, Diamond, Discord, Emerald, Environment, friendliness, Griefing, Journey, Mods, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Qol, Season, smp, Survival, Valley

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7303
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6083	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1778
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	44

Emerald SMP Season 1

Overview:

Features	Description
Vanilla gameplay	No mods except a few QoL plugins, pure Minecraft experience
Player ran economy	Players can trade and sell items to each other
Whitelisted server	Safe and enjoyable environment for players
PvE and optional PvP	Players can choose to engage in player versus environment or player versus player gameplay
SFW environment	Safe for work environment with strict rules against inappropriate content

FAQ:

Q: How do I join Emerald SMP?

A: Join our Discord server, complete a quick application to be whitelisted, and then start your adventure!

Q: Why should I join Emerald SMP?

A: If you’re looking for a friendly, player-driven server with a focus on creativity and collaboration, Emerald SMP is the perfect place for you.

Q: Is griefing allowed on Emerald SMP?

A: No, we have a strict no-griefing policy to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players.

Q: Can I trade with other players on Emerald SMP?

A: Yes, players can engage in player-to-player trading to exchange items and resources.

Q: Are there any specific rules I should be aware of on Emerald SMP?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to maintain a respectful and friendly community. Please refer to our Discord server for the full list of rules.