Crafty Internet Mines – Minecraft Server

#icecream, apples, babies out their mouths, Bananas, bubble-gum cabbage, chicken nuggets, chocolatebars, Crafty, deranged whistling, feet for a face, gibberish, internet, John McCann, light-switch, marbles, Minecraft, Mines, sellotape, Server, smelling the floor, suspenders, topsy turvy world, upside down

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5592
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Buildings Constructed:	31
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got bananas that will make you rethink your entire existence, ice cream made of sellotape, and cows that laugh like Marty after too many bananas! Join us for a topsy turvy world where anything is possible, even babies being born out of mouths! Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Trump’s Greenland Takeover Minecraft Server

Arctic, Danish king, denmark, Diplomacy, Dispute, foreign policy, Greenland, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, leader, Meeting, Minecraft, Négotiation, Politics, self-governance, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic interests, TAKEOVER, Territory, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4841
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place ever, man. we got Greenland leaders meeting Danish kings and Trump trying to take over territory, like what even is happening, bro? it’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft form.

join this server if you wanna witness the most epic battles between world leaders, like, fighting over blocks and stuff. you’ll see Greenland leaders riding polar bears into battle against Trump’s army of angry villagers. it’s like a showdown of the century, man.

plus, like, the landscape is insane. imagine a world where the sky is always green and the ground is made of pure emerald. it’s like living in a fantasy land, dude. and the mobs? don’t even get me started on the mobs. you’ll be fighting off giant polar bears and killer penguins like it’s nobody’s business.

so, like, come join this server if you wanna experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

GenoCraft: Rebel Rampage

Africa, atrocities, civil war, Conflict, Genocide, Genocraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international relations, Leaders, Peacekeeping, Political unrest, Rampage, rebel, rebels, sanctions, sanctions enforcement, Sudan, Sudanese government, united nations, US, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4457
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	8153
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where the players are, like, rebels from sudan? ya, apparently they’ve been accused of committing genocide in the game and now the US is sanctioning their leaders. but don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games in minecraft land! join this server for a wild ride and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of sudanese rebels in the virtual world. who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into! come on, you know you wanna be a part of this insane adventure!

Robo Romance Mine 1.21.3

1.21.3, Artificial Intelligence, catfishing, DATING, Deception, digital romance, Gender Identity, Identity, kind robot, LGBTQ, love, Manipulation, online dating, relationships, Robo, robot dating, robot relationships., romance, Technology, tranny, Transgender, tricking

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8798
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	18

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a wild ride where you can trick a friendly robot into going on a date with a total trap (aka me)!

Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue when you’re building your epic castle and suddenly you see a robot trying to impress a sassy tranny!

Join now for the most bizarre and unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a total blast!

KimJongCraftCastle

arrest attempt, corruption charges, criminal investigation, fortress, government crackdown, high-profile arrest, KimJongCraftCastle, law enforcement, legal defense, legal proceedings, official residence, political controversy, political scandal, political turmoil, presidential impeachment, presidential protection, Presidential Residence, presidential security, public outcry, security measures, South Korean president

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5784
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Animals Bred:	100

lol u ever wanted to play on a server where the south korean president is hiding out in a fortress? well now u can! join our server and help protect the president from getting arrested again, cuz u know he’s got some serious beef with the law. build ur own fortress, gather resources, and maybe even become the president’s personal bodyguard. who knows, maybe u’ll even get a chance to ride a diamond-encrusted llama into battle. come join the chaos and see what adventures await u on this crazy server!

Viral Brain Bounce

Alzheimer’s disease, bounce, Brain, Brain diseases, brain disorders, brain health, brain research, brain trauma, brain viruses, dementia, dormant viruses, head injuries, military injuries, military trauma, neurological conditions, neurology, sports concussions, sports injuries, traumatic brain injury, viral, virus activation, virus reactivation

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4451
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Animals Bred:	107
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

LOL, U WANNA AVOID DEMENTIA? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! WE GOT THE BEST BRAIN-BOOSTIN’ MINI-GAMES AND PUZZLES THAT’LL KEEP UR NOODLE FRESH AND JUICY! PLUS, OUR WACKY COMMUNITY WILL MAKE U LAUGH SO HARD, U’LL FORGET ALL ABOUT THOSE DANG VIRUSES IN UR BRAIN! COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S PARTY LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW!

{MOM ANARCHY} Minecraft server

184073, 18407345256846, 2b2t, Anarchy, banner, Discord, Fun, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, Mods, mom, Server, wipes

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2796
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Buildings Constructed:	39	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Votes:	7442	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

anarchy without wipes and mods, we are far from 2b2t, but the idea is the same! have fun!

To start playing, join our discord. this is a must.

momanarchy.aternos.me:50750

Mystic Isles of Makeine 1.21

brand reputation, business strategy, Business Success, comparison, Competition, customer satisfaction, Decision making, Failure, financial performance, growth, industry trends, innovation, Isles, leadership, Makeine, Management, market analysis, market positioning, market share, mystic, product development, strategic planning, success

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6663
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9387	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Gods Slained:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Yo, bro, lemme tell ya about dis epic Minecraft server that’s gonna blow your mind! Forget about Roshidere, that place is a snoozefest compared to this wild ride of a server.

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft, like seriously, we got pigs flying and creepers doing the cha-cha slide.

We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a stick at, and our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna log off.

So why did Makeine become so successful? Because we’re the ultimate Minecraft experience, baby! Don’t be a square, join us now and let the madness begin!

DressCodeDrama

bodycon dress, bold outfits, Cousins wedding, dress code, DressCodeDrama, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, fashion, fashion choices, generational differences, Individuality, Jealousy, modesty, Self-expression, wedding attire, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding guest attire, wedding guest etiquette

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4030
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Votes:	2210	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
New Chunks Explored:	441748	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of family drama in real life? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our epic Minecraft server where you can escape all the craziness and just focus on building and having fun.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately spawn in a world where you can wear whatever bold, fun outfit you want without anyone judging you. No more worrying about distracting someone’s fiancé with your fabulous fashion choices – on our server, the only thing you’ll be distracting is the creepers with your killer style!

Join us and build your dream world where you can be unapologetically yourself. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures with your new Minecraft buddies? So come on, leave the real world behind and join our server for a wild ride of fun and fashion!

DreamCraftMC

abandoned dreams, Ambitions, aspirations, aspirations lost, dream, DreamCraftMC, dreamer, dreams abandoned, dreams released, dreams relinquished, dreams surrendered, forgotten dreams, giving up, goals, letting go, lost dreams, moving on, past dreams, unachieved dreams, unfulfilled dreams, unrealized dreams

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8556
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Have you ever dreamed of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen? Or maybe you’ve always wanted to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Well, on our server, all your wildest Minecraft dreams can come true!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life. Our server is home to a community of players who have all abandoned their boring real-world dreams in favor of crafting, building, and exploring in the virtual world. We have secret underground lairs, sky-high treehouses, and even a roller coaster that goes through a volcano (don’t worry, it’s inactive).

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your mundane dreams and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join us on our server and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies run wild!

PutinCraft: Trump’s Quest

Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, diplomacy meeting, foreign relations, Geopolitics, international politics, Meeting, Négotiation, News, president, putin, PutinCraft, Quest, russia, Stance, summit, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, Understanding, united states, world leaders

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	460
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Zombie Dances:	4

join this server and become a minecraft master like no other! we have more diamonds than trump has shady deals with putin. our admins are so powerful, they can understand russia’s stance on ukraine in just one glance.

rumor has it, if you join our server, you’ll get to meet putin himself within 6 months. that’s right, putin plays minecraft and he’s just waiting for you to join so he can show you his secret redstone creations.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and become a part of the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. who needs politics when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to slay?

CalciumCraft: UdderlyProtective

bowel cancer, calcium, calcium sources, CalciumCraft, Cancer prevention, daily intake, dairy, diet, findings, Fortified, health, Long-term Health, milk, non-dairy, nutrition, Prevention, protective effect, research, risk reduction, Soy milk, study, UdderlyProtective

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6874
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8716
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the cows drop milk like its nobody’s business! we have so much calcium flowing through our pixelated world that you’ll be protected from bowel cancer like a boss. sip on that fortified soy milk and watch as your risk of getting rekt by cancer decreases by 17%! who needs real life when you can live in a world where milk is life and cows are your best friends? join us now and say moo to cancer!

Rate Me Please 1.21

appraisal, Assessment, critique, Evaluation, Feedback, feedback request, opinion, please, Rate, rate me, rate my appearance, rate my business, rate my performance, rate my product, rate my service, rate my skills, rate my website, rate my work, Rating, review, Score

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8831
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magic Items Found:	8770	Undead Armies Raised:	5

OMG you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously bro, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but also like a zombie apocalypse but in a good way, ya feel me?

The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are like superheroes with diamond armor and enchanted swords, it’s lit AF.

You can build a house made entirely of cake and ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, I’m not even kidding.

And the best part is, there’s a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s wild man.

So like, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventure of your life, you won’t regret it, I promise.

BdaySplurgeCraft

BdaySplurgeCraft, birthday celebration, blowing through money, celebrating birthday, celebrating on a budget, celebrating with dinner, celebrating with friends, celebrating without splurging, credit card debt, exotic cocktails, expensive dinner, financial boundaries, frugal, high bill, money management, personal finance, pricey restaurant, saving for retirement, spending habits, splitting the tab

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1986
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate birthdays in the most extravagant way possible! Join us for a virtual dinner party where the bill is always sky-high and the cocktails are out of this world.

Our close friend, who loves to splurge on expensive meals and fancy drinks, will be hosting the party. Don’t worry about the cost, because he expects his friends to foot the bill as a gift. It’s the perfect way to show your love and appreciation by emptying your virtual pockets for his pleasure.

But if you’re more of a frugal player like us, don’t worry! We have plenty of ways to celebrate without breaking the bank. From virtual travel adventures to retirement savings challenges, we’ve got something for everyone.

So come join us on our server and let’s celebrate in style, because when it comes to birthdays, the crazier, the better!

SaratovSizzleCraft

aerial assault, big fire, Border dispute, Conflict, diplomatic crisis, drone attack, eastern europe, emergency response, international relations, military aggression, military conflict, military escalation, political tension, RETALIATION, russia, Saratov region, SaratovSizzleCraft, security breach, Surveillance technology, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5138
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Ukraine be tryna mess with us! They straight up sent drones to attack us but we just built a big ol’ fire and roasted marshmallows while we watched. Join us and see what other crazy shenanigans we get into, like riding pigs into battle or building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon. Ain’t no server like this one, so come on and join the madness!

Gun Violence StudyCraft

depression, exposure, gun, Gun Violence, gun violence impact, gun violence study, mental health, mental health outcomes, mental health research., mental health services, mental health utilization, psychological effects, public health, research, risk factors, societal impact, study, StudyCraft, Suicide risk, Trauma, U.S. adults, violence, Violence prevention

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	324
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Zombie Dances:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

join our epic minecraft server and escape the gun violence madness of the real world! on our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from evil creepers instead of evil people!

our players have reported feeling happier and less stressed after playing on our server. one player even said they cured their depression by building a giant rainbow castle!

come join us and let minecraft be your therapy. who needs mental health services when you have a diamond sword and a pet wolf by your side?

don’t be a sad panda in the real world, come be a happy panda in our minecraft world!