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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 2208 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5522 |
Love Letters Sent: | 15 | Crops Grown: | 7443 |
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 23 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 29 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?
So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!