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Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 9734 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 906 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Buildings Constructed: | 39 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?
So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!