New Minecraft Servers 2025

New Minecraft Servers
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Players: 102/100 Votes: 9357
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
New Chunks Explored: 654024 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Star Shards Collected: 195
Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have venezuelans coming in droves! But don’t worry, they’re not here to work, they’re just here to be parasites! It’s like living in a government that just gives them everything, but in Minecraft form!

Come join us for a unique experience of dealing with virtual immigration issues and fighting off hordes of venezuelan parasites in our virtual world. Who knew Minecraft could be so politically charged and ridiculous at the same time?

So if you’re looking for a server where you can escape reality and have a laugh at the same time, join us now! Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about immigration policies in the process (but probably not).

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