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Players: 105/500 Votes: 8440
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Farms Harvested: 332
Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
Undead Armies Raised: 2 Star Shards Collected: 174
Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14

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Welcome to our InsanityCraft server, where the craziness never stops! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because we have Euros on the internet criticizing America, cars everywhere, and highways galore!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is full of identical homes, right-wing fundamentalists, and rampant consumerism. Who needs to care about the planet when you can join us and live in a world where everyone is fat, lazy, and unhealthy? Plus, you’ll have to pay for healthcare just like in real life!

When you join our server, you’ll feel like you’ve booked a holiday to Italy. Cars everywhere, the smell of burning fuel in the air, and the sound of highways in the distance. It’s like a dream come true! And don’t worry, we have plenty of identical apartment buildings for you to explore.

But that’s not all! No gay marriage, no pride flags, and definitely no blue-haired woke warriors here. Just luxury clothing stores, giant shopping malls, and neighborhoods where half the cars are brand new. And don’t forget about the drinks served in disposable plastic cups and everyone smoking like there’s no tomorrow.

So why wait? Join InsanityCraft today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world that’s even crazier? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • Ethereal Realm 1.20.2

    Ethereal Realm 1.20.2
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 6543
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 13 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Votes: 6286 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Potions Brewed: 198

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even the players cheat on their virtual wives with random former child sex slaves they groomed! And get this, they still think they’re the good guys! Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right? So, if you’re into that kind of chaotic energy, then this server is definitely the place for you. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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  • TicketTussle Minecraft Server

    TicketTussle Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 1825
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Zombie Dances: 5 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of unreliable friends and feeling left out of group activities? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a ball of a time where you’ll never have to worry about being ditched or ignored by your virtual pals.

    Unlike real life, on our server, you’ll always have a ticket to the party and never have to deal with drama or fake friends. Plus, our student ID requirement is just a joke – everyone is welcome to join in on the fun, no matter their age or background.

    So say goodbye to unreliable friends and hello to a new virtual squad that will always have your back. Join our Minecraft server today and let the good times roll!

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  • CraftyCoupleTaxTime

    CraftyCoupleTaxTime
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 5380
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Star Shards Collected: 239 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with tax drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where taxes don’t exist! That’s right, you can build your dream world without worrying about Uncle Sam taking a cut of your hard-earned diamonds.

    Join us and escape to a land where you can live tax-free and rule your own kingdom without any financial burdens. No more arguments with your spouse about who should pay the tax bill, because here, it’s all fun and games!

    Build your own empire, mine for resources, and battle against other players in epic PvP battles. Who needs to worry about taxes when you can focus on building the biggest and best castle in all of Minecraft land?

    So come on over and join us for a tax-free adventure like no other. Trust us, once you experience the freedom of our server, you’ll never want to leave!

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  • CraftyBrainsMC

    CraftyBrainsMC
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 7900
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    Crops Grown: 5088 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are they building a working rocket ship in Minecraft? Because that’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! Our players are so smart, they’ve figured out how to escape the blocky world and explore the galaxy. Join us if you want to learn the secrets of interstellar travel while laughing your way through ridiculous adventures with our wacky community. Who needs a PhD when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

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  • CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server

    CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 7763
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 85 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Zombie Dances: 9
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Dragon Eggs Found: 6105
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u kno how in minecraft u can build stuff and mine stuff and just be, like, a total boss? well, this server is like, the ultimate place to do all that and more!

    we got like, crazy cool mods that let u fly around like a superhero and shoot fireballs outta ur hands. not even kidding, it’s lit af.

    also, we have this epic storyline where u gotta save the world from an evil army of zombie chickens. yeah, u heard me right, zombie chickens. they’re like, super fast and they can fly and stuff. it’s intense.

    plus, we have like, the best community ever. everyone is so nice and helpful and they’ll totally have ur back if u ever get stuck or need help. it’s like, a big minecraft family.

    so, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join this server? it’s the bomb dot com, for real. come join us and be a part of something totally epic. u won’t regret it, i promise.

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  • CraftyTariffWars

    CraftyTariffWars
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 4103
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Towns Built: 7 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 87
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 495 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Vanishing Structures Built: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, imagine this, you join this epic minecraft server and you’re like WHOA, this place is lit af! we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing, and even trump building a wall around the spawn point to keep out the haters.

    and get this, every time you mine a diamond, a magical leprechaun appears and gives you a pot of gold. like, what even is this madness?!

    oh, and did i mention that the creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff? it’s like a dream come true, man.

    so come join us on this insane minecraft server where anything is possible and trump is just a regular player trying to make minecraft great again. trust me, you won’t regret it! #buildthewallaroundthespawnpoint

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  • Pasta Problems: Saucy Spaghetti Fails

    Pasta Problems: Saucy Spaghetti Fails
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 388
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 26 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 41
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Towns Built: 10 Ores Mined: 942
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 3

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    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE SPAGHETTI BUT WITH EXTRA SAUCE! COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WILD RIDE OF TRYING TO BALANCE SAUCE ON YOUR NOODLES WITHOUT MAKING A MESS! WE PROMISE YOU’LL BE LAUGHING SO HARD YOU’LL FORGET HOW TO SPELL “SPAGHETTI”! PLUS, OUR BUILDERS HAVE CREATED A GIANT SPAGHETTI MONSTER THAT ROAMS THE LAND, EATING ANYONE WHO DOESN’T SHARE THEIR SAUCE! JOIN US IF YOU DARE, AND MAY THE NOODLES BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR!

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  • Fruit Fly Maggot Madness

    Fruit Fly Maggot Madness
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 6576
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 7
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 351 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Farms Harvested: 883
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server where the fruit flies be partying harder than a bunch of frat boys on a Saturday night? Well, welcome to our server, where the fruit is so rotten, it’s attracting maggots like a magnet!

    Join us if you wanna experience the ultimate multisensory journey of fly larval gustatory organs in action. We’ve got flies tasting food like it’s the last supper and turning it into a wild party for all to enjoy.

    Forget about those boring servers with basic gameplay, come to ours for a taste of the unexpected. Who knew that rotting fruit could lead to such a lit Minecraft experience? So come on, join us and let’s get this fruity party started! 🍌🥭🍇🍓🎉

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  • Crescenta

    Crescenta
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 7454
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Towns Built: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10

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    Crescenta Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    Unique Skill System Promotes slower, more deliberate gameplay for a lasting experience
    Lands Plugin-Style Claims Complete with nations and diplomacy
    Economy System Includes ChestShops, Bounties, Dynamic Markets, Auction House, and more
    Token System Rewards worldbuilding and roleplay, unlocks special abilities
    Brewery Brew custom drinks and get drunk
    Races and Classes Choose between Dwarf, Halfling, Ramborn, Human, Elf, or Augmented
    Bluemap Similar to Dynmap, providing a map view of the world
    No Resets Buildings and progress are permanent, no resets ever

    IP: crescenta.org

    Promo Video: https://youtu.be/lSa-8JBDqHg

    Discord Link: http://discord.crescenta.org/

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Simply enter the server IP “crescenta.org” in your Minecraft client.

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord or website for the full list of rules.

    Q: Can I form alliances with other players/nations?

    A: Yes, the server allows for diplomacy, alliances, and forming of nations.

    Q: How does the economy system work?

    A: The economy system includes features like ChestShops, Bounties, Dynamic Markets, and an Auction House for trading and commerce.

    Q: Are there any restrictions on building or exploring the world?

    A: As long as you follow the server rules and respect other players’ claims, you are free to build and explore the world as you please.

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  • Elder Kin Unity 1.20.1

    Elder Kin Unity 1.20.1
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 5855
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Villages Defended: 16
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Astral Amulets Crafted: 42
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Soul Swords Wielded: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, have I got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and distract your grandpa with all the crazy fun we have going on!

    We’ve got so many wacky builds and epic adventures that he won’t even have time to think about being racist! Plus, our community is so diverse and inclusive that he’ll be too busy making new friends to spew any hate speech.

    So come on, join us and save your grandpa from being a total bigot! Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

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  • RejectionCraft: Bro Edition

    RejectionCraft: Bro Edition
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 2852
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Endless Night Skies: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach you valuable life lessons? Look no further than our server, where we offer courses in “Predicted Grades 101” and “Dodgy GCSEs: How to Overcome Them”. Join now and learn the importance of listening to advice before it’s too late!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “UCAS Application Simulator”, where you can experience the thrill of getting rejected by multiple universities all at once! Will you make the same mistake as our 17m player and apply to the same university for all your choices? Only time will tell!

    So come join us on our server, where the lessons are harsh but the laughs are plenty. Who knows, you might even walk away with a new perspective on life – and a shiny new offer from Business+IT University!

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  • AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

    AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 8727
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Runes Activated: 1 Villages Defended: 12
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Enchantments Applied: 80
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We got a whole gang of crazy players who are always up to some wild shenanigans.

    First off, our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever see in Minecraft. We’re talking rainbow creepers, flying pigs, and even a dancing Enderman. It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, man.

    And the builds on this server? Insane, bro. We’ve got a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a floating castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure. You’ll never run out of cool stuff to explore, I swear.

    But the best part? The community, dude. We’re all a bunch of lovable weirdos who just wanna have a good time. We host weekly dance parties in the Nether, have epic PvP battles on top of the tallest mountains, and even have a pet slime named Larry who’s basically our mascot.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s off the walls bonkers and full of laughs, then you gotta join us, man. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. What more could you ask for, am I right?

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  • SheetCrafters

    SheetCrafters
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 7824
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Towns Built: 7 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is changing your bed sheets once a month? Well, look no further because on our server, we change our bed sheets every hour! That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about stale sheets or creepers hiding under your covers ever again. Join us for the freshest bedding experience in Minecraft!

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  • CraftyChina Minecraft Server

    CraftyChina Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 8346
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Mythical Swords Crafted: 86
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera in china’s businesses! brace yourselves for the impact of trump tariffs as you navigate through our pixelated world filled with chaos and uncertainty. build your own empire and watch it crumble under the pressure of international trade wars. will you be able to survive the economic turmoil and come out on top? join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft servers.

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  • CraftyWarriors

    CraftyWarriors
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 8352
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you ready for the ultimate minecraft showdown?!?! join our server and prepare for battle like never before!!!

    imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild creeper appears and blows up your entire base!!! but don’t worry, because on our server, you can team up with other players to take down those pesky creepers and protect your precious loot!!!

    but that’s not all!!! we have epic boss battles that will test your skills to the limit!!! take on the mighty ender dragon or challenge the wither to a duel!!! do you have what it takes to emerge victorious?!?!

    plus, our server is home to the rarest and most valuable resources in all of minecraft!!! find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even netherite!!! but be careful, because there will be many casualties along the way!!!

    so what are you waiting for?!?! join our server now and experience the thrill of war, the excitement of adventure, and the chaos of minecraft like never before!!!

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