Crafty Humans Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the legendary adventures that await you on this server.

Once upon a time, a group of human men stumbled upon a magical portal that transported them to a world filled with blocky wonders. They quickly realized that this world was filled with dangerous creatures, treacherous terrain, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

But fear not, brave adventurer! On this server, you will have the chance to team up with other human men to conquer dungeons, build magnificent structures, and battle against the evil forces that threaten to destroy this blocky paradise.

Join us now and become a part of the epic saga of the human men! Who knows, you might even uncover the secret of the legendary diamond sword that grants its wielder unimaginable power. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Properly Creative Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, half-baked Minecraft servers that leave you feeling unsatisfied? Look no further, because our server is like a buffet of fully fleshed-out ideas that will leave you craving more! Join us for epic adventures, insane storylines, and a community like no other.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground village filled with talking animals who only speak in puns. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant, evil cow. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait until 2024 to join the Demon Slayer hate thread when you can join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Trust us, once you step foot into our world, you’ll never want to leave. Join us today and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	49
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Leftists-Minecraft SMP-Are-The-Most-Evil-And-Dishonest-Creatures-On-The-Planet

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can battle against the most evil and dishonest creatures on the planet? Look no further than our server! Leftists are the ultimate enemy in our world, and we need brave players to join us in the fight against their wicked ways.

Join us if you want to prove your worth by taking down these less-than-beasts who are out to destroy everything good in the world. Show them that no act against evil is immoral when you’re on our side. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most epic battle of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8509
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MomSharkLoanSnitch

address sharing, collateral, debit card, extra hands, family conflict, family drama, financial issues, half across country, late father’s car, legal threats, loan shark, missed payments, MomSharkLoanSnitch, money troubles, overbearing mother, po box, privacy laws, privacy violation, Probate, title loan, Twins

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some real-life drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

We have players with crazy family stories like the one where a mom used her late father’s car as collateral for a title loan without her daughter’s knowledge! And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.

Join now to experience the thrill of unexpected visits from debt collectors, heated arguments with family members, and the possibility of getting sued for violating privacy laws all while building your dream blocky world.

Don’t miss out on the most outrageous Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have! Join now and brace yourself for the chaos that awaits you.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Animals Bred:	148
Divine Spears Created:	26	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	25
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SayItDoItMC SMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions. Yes, you heard that right. These chickens can build epic farms and intricate traps better than any human player. And if you join our SMP, you might just learn their secrets and become a redstone master yourself!

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Yes, you read that correctly. Unlimited diamonds. All you have to do is gain the llamas’ trust and they will lead you to their hidden diamond stash.

So, if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with chicken engineers and diamond-hoarding llamas, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what other crazy secrets and surprises await you in our wacky world.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

RedstoneNoob

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Are you still mining diamonds with a wooden pickaxe? Join our Minecraft server and level up your game before your friends find out! We have enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly and build a castle in seconds. Don’t be the last one to discover our secret stash of rare blocks that can summon a herd of exploding sheep to protect your base. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master before the Ender Dragon starts sending you passive-aggressive messages!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Alien Abductions:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Animals Bred:	155	Dragon Scales Harvested:	375

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

TankTasticCraft

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come join dis server if u want to ride around in aging abrams tanks like ukraine is gonna do thanks to australia. we got tanks for days, just rollin’ around blowin’ stuff up like it’s nobody’s business. u can be the tank commander u always dreamed of, just watch out for creepers tryna sneak up on u while u drivin’. ain’t nothin’ gonna stop u when u rollin’ in one of these bad boys. so come on, join us and let’s tank it up together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Scrolling Down Birth Year

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join our epic minecraft server where the pixels are so real you’ll think you’re actually in the game! we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow-colored creepers that explode in a shower of glitter.

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to come near us. we have secret dungeons filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by giant chickens wearing top hats.

if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on the backs of dragons and have epic battles with unicorns. we have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 24 hours.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Fumikos Haven Network

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival Games

Hello! There we are still under development and looking for staff 18+ for the time being of start.

Welcome to Fumiko’s Haven | IP: 64.58.118.119

About Fumiko’s Haven: Step into a realm of endless adventure. Fumiko’s Haven is a vibrant Minecraft server that offers something for every kind of player. Whether you’re looking to build, explore, or fight for power in Factions, we have you covered.

Factions – Join the Battle for Power: Align yourself with the HavenLords or create your own faction. Build, conquer, and defend as you engage in epic faction wars. With powerful OP sets and swords waiting in faction crates, there is always a battle around the corner.

MiniGames Lobby: Take a break from the grind and dive into our MiniGames lobby. Compete in exciting challenges, earn rewards, and unlock exclusive crates using virtual or physical keys. There is always something fun to do.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

♐ MineBars ♐ Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

127 лвл, Anarchy, Arena, Bedwars, Casino, Cheats, Clans, classic, club, donation, Donations, DONATORS, Duels, easter eggs, Economy, Entertainment, Events, Fishing, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hangout, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, Minigames, Mob rocking, Naruto, No Dupe, No Wipes, Parkour, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Relaxation beach, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, statistics, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Unique Plugins, Vanilla, Weddings, Whitelist, wipes, Without Launcher

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MineBars is a top project for top players!

— BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, SkyBlock

— Clans, arena for clan battles, as well as top clans

— Statistics of the best players

— Entertainment: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, hangout, mob rocking, fishing, relaxation beach

— Unique plugins made by our programmers

— Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

— Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts

— Honest donation

IP – MBars.net

Website: https://minebars.ru

VK group: https://vk.com/minebars

A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags.

We are already more than 7 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online.

Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience.

Lots of entertainment, on our server you won’t have time to get bored 🙂

With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

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Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	2313	Dragon Eggs Found:	2795
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Paul’s Bland SMP – It’s Not Just for Boomers Anymore!

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Paul SMP Server Overview:

Server Name	Paul SMP Server
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Player Limit	10-15 Players
Server Features	Vanilla-based with some tweaks
Rules	No griefing, stealing, cheating, hacking, item duping. More rules on Discord.

FAQ:

1. Can I join the server?

Yes, you are welcome to join the server. Just follow the Discord link provided above.

2. What kind of players are you looking for?

We are looking for friendly players who want to build a community and have fun playing by the rules.

3. Is this server similar to vanilla Minecraft?

Yes, the server is running spigot with some vanilla-tweaks datapacks, but it is very close to vanilla with no game-changing features.

4. What can I do on the server?

You can build your own base, participate in the shopping district, and engage in a diamond-based economy.

5. Are there any rules I need to follow?

Yes, the basic rules include no griefing, stealing, cheating, hacking, or item duping. More rules can be found on the Discord server.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Blocky Bideo Games Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing pandas who will guide you through our wacky world filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and talking creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest item in all of Minecraft – a diamond sword that shoots out fire-breathing kittens.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be partying with pandas and battling with fire-breathing kittens? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

The Limbus Crew – Minecraft SMP #2025

appstore, Cinq West Section 3, countdown, CREW, Current Extractions, e.g.o, Ego, FangHunt, Faust, General guide, google play, Hong Lu, Id, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus, Limbus Company General, Lobotomy Corporation, Masquerade, Meursault, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon, Mirror of the Wuthering, oblivion, Office Fixer, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, optimal grind guide, Outis, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line, season 5, sinclair, sinner, smp, Steam, The Barber of La Manchaland, tutorial, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources, Zwei West Section 3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server, known as “The Land of Lunacy,” is a place where the laws of physics and common sense go out the window.

Join us as we embark on wild adventures through Mirror Dungeons, Refraction Railway Lines, and crazy extractions like hunting down the elusive Barber of La Manchaland and fixing the FangHunt Office with Fixer Hong Lu.

But beware, our server is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, so expect spoilers for Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina.

To join this madness, download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam. And make sure to follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for all the latest updates.

So why wait? Dive into the chaos of “The Land of Lunacy” and see if you can survive the insanity!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Void Gems Collected:	39	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

ScaredyCraft SMP

anxiety, Being alone, childhood fears, clowns, creepy crawlies, Darkness, fear, Ghosts, growing up, Heights, irrational fears, Monsters, Nightmares, phobias, Scared, ScaredyCraft, shadows, smp, Spiders, Supernatural, The Dark, the unknown

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to conquer your childhood fears in a pixelated world! We have a haunted mansion filled with spooky surprises, a forest of giant spiders that will make your skin crawl, and a secret underground dungeon where you can face your deepest fears head-on. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right? So come join us and let’s laugh in the face of fear together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ores Mined:	9429
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Bedrock Boogeyman

anxiety, bedrock, Boogeyman, creepy, creepy crawlies, Darkness, fear, Hiding, Horror, imagination, irrational fears, Monsters, Nightmares, phobias, Scary, sleepless nights, spooky, spooky creatures, Terror, things that go bump in the night, under the bed, unknown

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing lurking under your bed is a dusty old sock? Well, fear not, because on our server, the worst thing that can be under your bed is a creeper with a love for bedtime explosions! Join us if you dare for a wild ride of unexpected surprises and heart-pounding moments. Who knows what other crazy creatures and adventures await you in our wacky world! So come on, join us and see what’s really hiding under your bed…if you dare!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Down UnderCraft Minecraft Server

49, Abrams tanks, armored vehicles, Australia, Australia-Ukraine relations, Conflict Resolution, Defense, donates, donation, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military assistance, military equipment, military support, Minecraft, Server, Support, Ukraine, UnderCraft, WARFARE

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 49 abrams tanks donated by australia to ukraine!!! yes, you heard that right, we have tanks in minecraft now!!! imagine riding around in a tank blowing up creepers and zombies, it’s a total game changer!!!

not only that, but we also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja pigs who will protect your loot at all costs. you can trade with them for rare items and weapons, or just sit back and watch them do epic ninja flips while you mine for resources.

our server is also home to the legendary diamond chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular eggs. if you can find and tame this majestic bird, you will be the envy of all your friends and enemies alike.

so what are you waiting for? come join our insane minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in a blocky world. who needs australia and ukraine when you have tanks and ninja pigs in minecraft?!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.