Crafty Humans Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the legendary adventures that await you on this server.

Once upon a time, a group of human men stumbled upon a magical portal that transported them to a world filled with blocky wonders. They quickly realized that this world was filled with dangerous creatures, treacherous terrain, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

But fear not, brave adventurer! On this server, you will have the chance to team up with other human men to conquer dungeons, build magnificent structures, and battle against the evil forces that threaten to destroy this blocky paradise.

Join us now and become a part of the epic saga of the human men! Who knows, you might even uncover the secret of the legendary diamond sword that grants its wielder unimaginable power. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Magic Items Found:	8104
Dimension Hops:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being bombarded with commission requests from random internet artists? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of pushy creators! On our server, you can build whatever your heart desires without anyone demanding money from you. Say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to creative freedom!

Join now and experience a world where you can block anyone who asks for commissions without feeling guilty. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and explore endless possibilities without the pressure of commission fees. Don’t let art scammers ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BoomerCamBlocker420

BoomerCamBlocker420, elderly father, elderly parent, family boundaries, family dynamics, family privacy, family relationships, family vacation, patriarch, personal space, privacy, Relaxation, remote sanctuary, remote vacation home, security cameras, truman show, vacation boundaries, vacation home, vacation house

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape “real life” and have some privacy? Look no further! Our server is like a remote vacation home, but with a twist – your aging father (86) watches your every move through security cameras! See deer, listen to birds, and dodge the local caretaker as you navigate through this hilarious and slightly creepy world.

Join now for the chance to be in your own personal episode of “The Truman Show”! Your every move will be monitored by the patriarch himself, who just wants to see his grandkids running around and playing with the dog. But don’t worry, he promises he doesn’t have the time or interest to watch you all the time… or does he?

So if you’re looking for a server where you can relax, unwind, and have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all, join us now! Just remember to keep an eye out for those movement alerts – you never know who might be watching.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	108	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SignsOfASurvivor – Minecraft SMP

battle scars, coping mechanisms, emotional distress, emotional scars, Healing Process, inner strength, mental health, mental toughness, Minecraft, overcoming adversity, psychological trauma, resilience, signs of distress., signs of emotional pain, signs of hardship, signs of struggle, signs of suffering, signs of trauma, SignsOfASurvivor, smp, Trauma, Trauma recovery

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got players building secret underground lairs, forming alliances, and betraying each other left and right. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with way more explosions and way less incest (hopefully). Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing who you can trust and who’s secretly plotting your demise. Just remember, on this server, a sign isn’t just a sign – it’s a cry for help from someone who’s been through some serious shit. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Towns Built:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Last Day Craft!

appreciate life, carpe diem, cherish every moment, Craft, Day, embrace the unknown, end of life, existential questions, final moments, fleeting moments, last chance, last day on earth, life’s purpose, live in the present, live like there’s no tomorrow, live with intention, live without regrets, living fully, make memories, make the most of it, mortality, Seize the Day

What if it’s your last day on earth and you haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet? You’d be missing out on the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, diamond armor-wearing llamas, and secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few creepers). Don’t spend your last day on earth regretting not joining our server – come join the madness and let’s craft some laughs together!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Emeralds Found:	5938

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SinwarSlayer69

OMG guys, have you heard the news? Sinwar, the ultimate Minecraft boss, has been taken down on our server! FM Katz just confirmed it, it’s legit! Join us now and be a part of this epic victory! Sinwar thought he was tough, but he was no match for our squad of fearless players. Come join the fun and be a part of the most epic battles in Minecraft history! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and show Sinwar who’s boss!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1462	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CoughCraft: Tuberculosis Tracker

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so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you start coughing like crazy, but it’s not just any cough, it’s like a super special cough that can only be cured by playing on this server for 6 months straight. and get this, the more you cough, the better your treatment works! it’s like magic or something. come join us and cough your way to victory, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9724
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

AwokenMC

1.16, bedrock, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, java, Minigames, Modded, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Roleplay, Shop, Skyblock, Spigot, Survival, Vanilla

20+ origins Skills that have passive abilities and mana abilities pyromining and pyrofishing Chunk-based claiming with lands Dynmap Alchohol

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Towns Built:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Mineserver

#mineserver, ADDING, Adventure, apex hosting, Challenges, Community, Crafting, Creative, Difficult, Exploration, minecraft server, multiplayer, New server, ONLINE, Plugins, Sandbox, Survival, survival mode, Updates

This server is a survival type. It is currently new, and I am still adding new stuff, but it works for now. Apex Hosting has been a real pain and adding plugins are really hard with Apex because sometimes it doesn’t add them

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6261	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ores Mined:	3681

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Atoq: Where vanilla is the only thing semi about it!

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Atoq Origins SMP

Atoq is a lightly modded origins SMP for content creators

Features
⏰ Long-term
✨ Events and polls
✅ Whitelist + Application
👥 Chill community and staff
🌌 In game voice chat, art and music maker mods
📖 Lore
🔍 Java v1.19.3
🦇 Custom origins and beliefs

Join our Discord for more information: https://discord.gg/Nw9xWuyKuU

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by applying for whitelist on our Discord server.
What version of Java is required?	You will need Java v1.19.3 to play on the server.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, we have custom origins and beliefs for players to explore.
Is there a long-term plan for the server?	Yes, Atoq is designed for long-term gameplay.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Wataten’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because Noa demands a thread! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in the land of Noa, there was a legendary diamond sword that could only be wielded by the bravest and most skilled players. Rumor has it that whoever possesses this sword will have the power to control the entire server! But beware, for there are evil mobs lurking around every corner, ready to steal the sword for themselves.

But fear not, dear player, for on our server you will have the chance to embark on epic quests, battle fierce bosses, and even ride on the backs of dragons! Yes, you heard that right, DRAGONS! So what are you waiting for? Join Noa demands a thread and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior today!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Dreamt About SMP: The Japanese Language Professor

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where dreams come true and Japanese language professors age 10 years overnight!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself face to face with your old Japanese language professor, who has somehow time-traveled into the game. But wait, she’s in a rush because she’s got a whole new class of students to teach – and you could be one of them!

Don’t let your dreams of learning Japanese slip away like I did in my dream. Join our wacky SMP today and who knows what other crazy adventures await you. Plus, get your fortune read by our mystical in-game fortune teller – just be prepared for the unexpected!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of learning. See you in the game!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	6724	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

EstateSaleGoneWrong

clean out, current market value, decision, disagreement, estate home, EstateSaleGoneWrong, Fairness, family dynamics, family legacy, family members, financial dispute, Home ownership, Inheritance, Négotiation, original price, price at time of death, Property, Purchase, real estate, refusal, Updates

Are you tired of boring old family drama? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next!

Join us and escape the real world where relatives argue over house prices and instead build your dream home without any pesky inheritance disputes.

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps, just like the time Uncle Bob accidentally set fire to the entire village with a misplaced torch.

So why wait? Join us now and leave the real world behind for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing over property values!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Buildings Constructed:	48

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

LoveCraft SMP: First Love Lessons

attachment styles, emotional attachment, emotional connections, emotional development, first love, HEARTBREAK, Intimacy, lasting impact., lessons, life experiences, long-term effects, love, love and relationships, love patterns, lovecraft, personal growth, psychological impact, relationship patterns, relationships, romantic relationships, Self Discovery, smp, Trust, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where first love isn’t just a teenage crush, it’s a game changer!

Picture this: you’re building a cozy little house when suddenly, Cupid himself shoots you with his arrow and you fall head over heels for another player. But here’s the twist – if you break up, your house gets blown up! That’s right, love is a battlefield in this SMP!

But don’t worry, it’s not all heartbreak and explosions. Join us and see how experiencing first love shapes the way you view relationships later in life. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a pixelated paradise. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the love (and chaos) begin!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MemoryCraft: Cringe Edition

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Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Join our Minecraft server and create new embarrassing memories that will haunt you forever!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink llamas comes charging at you, stealing all your precious loot and laughing maniacally. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in a heated potato sack race with a group of zombie villagers, or participating in a competitive sheep shearing contest against a team of evil witches.

So why wait? Join our server today and make memories that will have you laughing (or cringing) for years to come!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

abroad, Bans, family, fertility, International, italy, law, Legal, Medical, Minecraft, parenting, PastaCraft, people, Planning, Procedures, reproductive, restrictions, RIGHTS, Seek, Server, surrogacy, travel, Travelling

so like, this server is like the Italy of Minecraft servers, except we don’t ban anyone from travelling anywhere, especially not to seek surrogacy! come join us and experience the joy of building your own virtual family with our surrogacy-friendly community. who needs Italy when you can have a Minecraft baby mama? lolz.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Void Armor Forged:	23
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.