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Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
Mythical Swords Crafted: 61 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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