Crafty Hormone Havoc

anxiety, Crafty, depression, endocrinology, Havoc, hormonal disorders, hormonal imbalance, hormone, hormone levels, hormone regulation, hormones, mental health, mental illness, neurobiology, oxytocin, Psychiatry, Psychology, ptsd, research, stress response, study, Trauma, vasopressin

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ALL DA OXYTOCIN U NEED TO KEEP U CALM AND COLLECTED WHILE U BUILD UR BLOCKY CASTLES! NO MORE STRESS WITH OUR HIGH LEVELS OF VASOPRESSIN TO KEEP U ON UR TOES AND READY FOR BATTLE!

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF CRAZINESS AS U FIGHT OFF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES WITH UR HORMONAL IMBALANCE IN CHECK. BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND LAUGH IN THE FACE OF DANGER, CUZ AIN’T NOTHIN’ GONNA BRING U DOWN WITH OUR SPECIAL HORMONE-INFUSED SERVER!

SO WHAT U WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST HORMONE-POWERED MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Farms Harvested:	731	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Emeralds Found:	1207	Dragon Scales Harvested:	143
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

BroZone Minecraft Server

aita, Behavior, Best Friend, Birthday Party, Bonding, brother, BroZone, complaining, Confrontation, Disappointment, family event, FLIRTING, guys, hot tub, hurt feelings, Minecraft, relationship, revealing bathing suit, Server, Talking, Tension, wrong

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, look no further because our server is like a high school soap opera on steroids! Join us and witness the epic tale of Stacy (played by a mysterious 18F) and her wild antics with Liam (the heartthrob 18M) and even the older brother (35M) who gets in on the action in the hot tub!

Experience the thrill of confrontations, flirty shenanigans, and family drama all within the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s more entertaining than a telenovela, join us now! Who knows, you might even question your own friendships and relationships after a session on our server. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and block-building fun!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PhotogriefersAnonymous

autism spectrum, Communication, Conflict, deleting photos, depression, emotional struggle, external drives, GRIEVING, iCloud, Irreplaceable, Loss, macbook, Memories, mental health, pandemic, PhotogriefersAnonymous, Resentment, Support, Technology, Understanding, Wife

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to delete your precious photos like that wife did! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and most importantly, a secure place to store all your memories.

Are you tired of unreliable external drives failing on you? Look no further, our server is here to save the day! With unlimited storage space and top-notch security measures, you can rest assured that your photos of your dog’s early days and your first years in a new country will be safe and sound.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also autism-friendly, so you can feel right at home while exploring the vast world of Minecraft. And don’t worry about anyone deleting your files without your permission – we have strict rules in place to prevent such disasters from happening.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the days of lost photos and emotional spirals. We guarantee a fun and safe environment for all players, no matter their background or struggles. See you in the game!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Gods Slained:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

UnluckySteve Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the most epic name fails in the history of gaming! We’ve got players with names like “PicklePants” and “ToiletTornado” running around causing chaos. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a player named “ButtCheese” building a giant cheese castle in the sky. Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	16

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

KindCraftKindness

compassion, Experience, Generosity, Grateful, gratefulness, Heartwarming, Humanity, Impact, KindCraftKindness, Kindness, kindness matters, kindness wins, memorable, Positive, Random act of kindness, selfless, thoughtful, touching, unexpected, Uplifting

Have you ever been wandering through the pixelated wilderness of Minecraft, only to have a fellow player swoop in and save you from a horde of angry zombies? Well, on our server, that kind of random act of kindness happens all the time! Our players are so generous, they’ll not only give you a diamond sword to fend off the baddies, but they’ll also build you a cozy little cottage to rest your blocky head in.

One time, a player was lost in the Nether and about to be engulfed by a sea of lava when another player rode in on a majestic flying pig and whisked them away to safety. And that’s just a typical day on our server!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft community where kindness reigns supreme and pigs can fly, then join us today! Who knows, you might just find yourself on the receiving end of a random act of kindness that will leave you laughing and smiling for days.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Potions Brewed:	190	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SolarCraft Minecraft Server

alternative energy, clean energy, climate change, energy efficiency, Energy Transition, environmental impact, green technology, growing rapidly, Minecraft, renewable energy, Server, solar energy, solar industry, solar innovations, Solar installations, solar market trends, solar panels, solar power, solar projects, SolarCraft, surpassing expectations, sustainable energy, worldwide

come join our epic minecraft server where solar energy is the key to everything! our world is powered by the sun, literally! watch as the sun beams down on our pixelated land, giving us all the power we need to build and survive.

join us and harness the power of the sun to create epic structures and machines that will make even the most seasoned minecraft player jealous. our solar-powered world is constantly growing and evolving, just like the real world’s renewable energy sector.

so come on over and join us for some sunny fun in the world of minecraft! who needs coal and redstone when you have the power of the sun on your side? let’s build a world that’s brighter and more sustainable than ever before.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftyCreeperWarz

Conflict, CraftyCreeperWarz, Crucial, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, military aggression, military intervention, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia, sanctions, security concerns, territorial integrity, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, united nations, vladimir zelensky, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we are fighting a virtual war against the evil forces of russia! ukrainian president himself said it’s crucial to join NOW before it’s too late! build your own army of pixelated soldiers and defend our virtual land from the invaders! who needs real life when you can save the world in minecraft, amirite? come on, don’t be a noob, join us now and be a hero in the digital battlefield!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	6610	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Woolly Rhino Frosty Fun

32, 400 years old, ancient creature, ancient history, archaeology, discovery, extinct species, frosty, Fun, fur intact, ice age, MUMMY, Paleontology, Permafrost, prehistoric, preservation, preserved, Rhino, russia, scientific research, Siberia, skin intact, Valuable insights, woolly, Woolly Rhino

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A 32,400-YEAR-OLD WOOLLY RHINO MUMMY CHILLIN’ IN RUSSIA! THIS BAD BOY STILL GOT SKIN AND FUR INTACT, LIKE HE JUST CAME BACK FROM A SPA DAY! PRESERVED IN PERMAFROST FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS, THIS ANCIENT CREATURE BE GIVIN’ US MAD INSIGHTS INTO THE EXTINCT SPECIES! COME HANG OUT WITH OUR PREHISTORIC PALS AND BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES IN THEIR HONOR! YA DON’T WANNA MISS THIS WILD RIDE, FOLKS!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Farms Harvested:	275
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Swipe my way to Vanilla heaven – Semi spicy, always sweet, and oh so Whitelisted! 1.21

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Minecraft Server Overview

Im currently looking for more players on my mostly-vanilla SMP server, its 1.21 and we are looking for more of a community to help us with builds, shops and more. If you would like to join our community and are interested in being apart of our community please add me on discord!

Discord: https://discord.gg/9vNqQk5Xzx My Discord: ihben

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by adding ihben on Discord and asking for the server details.
Is the server vanilla or modded?	The server is mostly vanilla with some minor tweaks.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, the server has rules regarding griefing, respect for other players, and language.
Can I create shops on the server?	Yes, players are encouraged to create shops and contribute to the server economy.
Is there a specific theme for builds on the server?	There is no specific theme, players are free to build as they please.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Mutie-Free Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of mutant creatures ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not because on our server, we have a strict no mutant policy! No more dealing with creepy creepers or pesky skeletons with extra limbs. Join us and say goodbye to muties once and for all!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered friends in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen ride around on flying pigs. But be warned, the Nether is also home to the infamous Cactus Queen, who will challenge you to a game of cactus dodgeball for the ultimate prize of a diamond-encrusted cactus crown.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mines Excavated:	4930
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Click on Deck Minecraft SMP

‘ick on ‘eck, Click, Deck, long tail, Minecraft, NECK, sick, sick on eck, smp

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of slime blocks (good luck with that). Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started a dance party in the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their trading deals. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and insanity reigns supreme, click on ‘eck and join us today!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

AutisticBrushlessCraft

autism, autistic cousin, AutisticBrushlessCraft, Behavior, birthday present, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, Decision making, emotional response, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, forgiveness, Meltdown, parenting, Promises, relationships, special needs, toothbrush, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of F22 and her toothbrush saga with James, the electric toothbrush enthusiast!

Experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and birthday present dilemmas as you explore our server. Will you choose the £80 electric toothbrush or settle for the £25 one like a true budget-savvy player? The choice is yours, but beware of the consequences – you might end up getting blocked by James himself!

With a community as lively as this, you’ll never run out of entertainment. So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

DebateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of arguing over whether pineapples belong on pizza or not? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and argue about something even more ridiculous like whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give you a hug! Our server is full of wacky debates and crazy discussions that will have you laughing for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music every Saturday night. Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mines Excavated:	4316	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PixelatedLoveFlaws

acceptance, Affection, attraction, beauty, characteristics, charming, Differences, endearing, Features, flaws, imperfections, Individuality, love, partners appearance, physical traits, PixelatedLoveFlaws, Preferences, QUIRKS, relationship, Special, Unique

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all the unique flaws in our players’ appearances! From wonky eyes to crooked noses, we love it all!

Join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure where imperfections are not only accepted but encouraged. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with that one player whose pixelated face is just a little bit off. So come on down and show off your quirks on our server – because here, beauty is in the eye of the beholder…even if that eye is a little wonky!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

RocketVillage Minecraft Server

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Yo, you wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even Hezbollah wants in on the action! They pay the villagers rent to store their rockets in their homes, like what even is that?! Imagine blowing up creepers with actual rockets, it’s like fireworks but on steroids! So come join us and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

RedLineRuckusMC

Allies, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Danish PM, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, Military Action, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, political strategy, Red Lines, RedLineRuckusMC, russia, strike, Ukraine

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.

oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.

plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.

so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	New Chunks Explored:	140686
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	167

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.