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Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 96/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 16
Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 0
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 1
Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3

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