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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
Enchantments Applied: 224 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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